A is in StarCraft, just disembarked from the Zerg Prince spaceship.
Chapter 272 Little EmperorLittle Dog Emperor
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Ah, it seems I forgot about the locked-up puppy.
Gao Tian tried to go to sleep first: "It's a puppy. Can we go see it again tomorrow?"
"No." The Crown Prince slid off the bed.
Gao Tian resignedly got up and led him to open the door for the puppy.
The smart home system was trying its best to send out a robot vacuum to soothe the puppy, worried that it would wake its owner, but it was no use. The puppy, Emperor, was extremely angry after being locked up all day and kept grumbling and cursing, and it couldn't be calmed down.
The little dog Emperor frantically scratched at the master bedroom door with its paws, appearing almost frantic.
"Awooooooo—"
Someone, come quick! This is dog abuse!
The robot vacuum cleaner tried to play with it, but was swatted under the sofa by the dog's paw.
"Awoo awoo awoo awoo—" I couldn't understand what the curse was, but it sounded pretty filthy.
The feeder dispensed a chew stick, but it ignored it. When it was brought to its mouth, it snapped and instantly crumbled into pieces.
When the robot vacuum switches to cat-playing mode, a red laser dot pops up and darts around on the wall.
The little dog emperor watched coldly, then lifted his leg and urinated on it.
Foolish robot, how dare you! Do you think it's one of those pretentious cats and foxes?
The robot vacuum cleaner tragically sacrificed itself, rolling back to its charging dock with its SOS red light on, healing its wounded little heart.
The dog emperor has seized the moral high ground and continues to scratch at the door.
"Awoooo ...
Someone, come quick! This is dog abuse!
"Awoooo ...
This is outrageous! Who would lock a three-month-old puppy in an empty room for a whole day?!
The air raid siren howled.
Gao Tian opened the door and looked at it coldly: "Rebellion?"
The little dog Emperor pounced on his slippers and started tearing at them, but Gao Tian lifted him up with one hand.
"Awoooo ...
That bad temper of his is exactly like that of a certain little emperor.
Gao Tian couldn't help but laugh, and shook it.
Huskies are the most wolf-like dogs. Their vocal cords are different from those of ordinary dogs, so they can't bark like a dog. Instead, they can only make a howling sound similar to a wolf.
The three flames resembled a lowered brow.
He looks exactly like a little emperor, easily upset and angry.
cute.
Gao Tian casually placed the puppy Emperor on the table outside and showed it to the Crown Prince: "Look, puppy, see?"
The little dog Emperor, who had been jumping around and barking incessantly, suddenly fell into an eerie silence, staring at the newly appeared white-haired human in the house, motionless like a toy dog.
The dog was watching the Crown Prince.
The Crown Prince was also looking at the dog.
Two pairs of equally bright blue eyes, one large and one small, met each other's gaze.
The two pairs of eyes looked like they were looking in a mirror.
Insects are also picky, and dogs are also picky.
For some reason, both the insect and the dog felt a strange sense of familiarity with each other.
The young emperor: "?"
The Little Dog Emperor: "?"
It's an illusion, it must be an illusion. Let's look at it again.
The Little Dog Emperor: "?"
The young emperor: "?"
—It's not an illusion!!!
It's confirmed! This person is using me, the little emperor/little dog emperor, as a stand-in!
Both pairs of azure eyes experienced a simultaneous pupil dilation.
"Explain to me! Why does this dog look so much like me!" Lan turned around and snapped, pointing at Gao Tian's nose.
Gao Tian touched his nose, silently looked away, and said nothing.
emmm.......
"Why did you turn your head! Turn your head back!"
The smart home system then caused trouble by activating facial recognition. A comparison image popped up on the screen: on the left, a dog's eyes were a deep blue like an icy sea; on the right, a prince's angry gaze was like a jewel.
...99% similarity.
Aaaaaaahhhhh! The Crown Princess has a dog that looks just like him!!!
The little dog emperor was stunned, and the little emperor was so angry that he had a stress reaction.
There can only be one emperor in this family—!!! [bushi]
"You think I'm like a dog?!"
Gao Tian couldn't help but laugh: "It's only three months old. It's just like you."
"You dare talk back! You tricked me into coming here, and then you brought a little dog that looks like me, what's the meaning of this?!"
"It's just a puppy."
"I'm leaving right now!" Blue kicked over the polar bear rug.
Well, I knew the Crown Princess wasn't a good person!
Is he a stand-in for the dog, or is the dog a stand-in for him?
Never mind, none of that matters anymore. What matters is that the Crown Princess found a lookalike of him!
They're still looking for dogs!
Ugh! I can't live like this anymore QAQ!
Gao Tian suppressed a laugh and turned the poor polar bear rug over again.
He picked up the puppy and placed it in front of the little emperor, the dog's paw resting on his arm: "Look at its collar."
Lan's arm-swinging motion stopped in mid-air.
The dog collar was openwork, shimmering with light, and engraved with words.
"Who gave you the right to use your name? This is an infringement on the Crown Prince's name!"
Blue was stubborn and tried to pull the collar off, but then touched the words on the inside: "The Crown Prince and Crown Princess's Little Dog".
The movement stopped.
Gao Tian calmly mediated between Lan and the dog.
If the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is bad, it must be because the husband is useless.
Put the puppy emperor aside.
Gao Tian put the collar around his neck; the metal tag was engraved with the Crown Prince's name. The other end of the chain was attached to a dog leash, which he placed in the Crown Prince's hand.
The Crown Princess doesn't like to wear pajamas to bed, and now she's half-naked, showing off her beautifully muscular physique. A black choker is around her neck, engraved with his name.
"Raise me and get a dog free, 20% off monthly subscription."
"It's my dog, and I'm your dog."
"You can do whatever you want tonight with the zipper on."
Are you happy now?
The crown prince, clutching the dog leash, blushed deeply.
Where had those little female insects of Liernia ever seen such a sight?
The Crown Princess... The Crown Princess is shameless!
The puppy emperor looked up: "?" You're a human?
Look at the high sky, then look at the blue sky.
Is this something a three-month-old puppy should be watching?
The little dog emperor ran into the empty room he had just left.
After going inside, he kicked the door shut with his hind legs.
"Bang!"
"What a pervert!"
The Crown Prince kicked him, his face flushed red. Gao Tian's Adam's apple bobbed as he took the kick, and he felt incredibly happy.
I really want to be a pervert.
I really want to lie down right there and let the baby step on his chest, blushing and cursing him for being a pervert.
It has a slightly bitter taste.
This is the pectoralis major, this is the rectus abdominis, this is the external oblique... The baby stepped on them one by one, his little feet were cold... Sigh.
Lan felt uneasy under his gaze, her face turning bright red, and she turned and ran, yelling, "Aaaaaah, you pervert—!"
But he was still clutching the dog leash tightly in his hand. Gao Tian scooped him up and picked him up, saying, "You're so shy, baby."
The Crown Prince punched him on the shoulder.
Hehehe, cute baby, cute baby, cute baby...
Gao Tian happily lifted him high and spun him around.
Spin, jump, do the splits!
"You're insane!" the Crown Prince exclaimed, enraged.
"Go to sleep!" Gao Tian carried him back to the bedroom.
If we don't want to sleep, let's do something else.
......
The next morning, Bampo delivered the clothes.
Bambo rang the doorbell, and Gao Tiangang stirred the pot of seafood porridge and cooked it.
The seafood porridge smelled delicious. After turning off the heat, Gao Tian went to open the door himself.
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