Redemption from the Abyss: The School Beauty Insists on Pulling Me Out of the Mire

The message was sent less than two seconds ago.

A "ding" sounded.

A player entered the room at lightning speed.

Upon closer inspection, everyone noticed that the person's profile picture was of an anime protagonist, and his game ID was even more astonishing—

【Universe Invincible Super Tyrannosaurus Rex War God King】.

The living room fell silent for a moment.

Since no one had their team voice chat on, Lu Yi mercilessly unleashed his sarcastic remarks in the living room:

"The name 'Universal Invincible Super Tyrannosaurus War God King'... This name reeks of a carbon-based life form trying to use flamboyant language to mask its own weakness and primitive stench. It's a tragedy of modern Chinese language and literature."

"Pfft—" Lin Lu couldn't help but laugh.

"Master Lu, you're too sharp-tongued. Maybe he really is a reclusive master?"

Just then, the newly arrived God of War turned on his microphone.

A voice, thick with a childlike tone yet deliberately trying to sound mature, came from the phone's speaker:

"Hey, hey, feed! Can you hear me? Are you guys ready?"

"You're all noobs, sit down, sit down. Let me play marksman every game, I'll carry you!"

Upon hearing the voice, which was clearly still intact, the four people in the living room exchanged bewildered glances, then collectively covered their mouths, almost bursting into laughter.

Goodness, turns out he's just a primary school student!

The game enters the hero selection screen.

The child immediately chose Little Luban.

He shouted into the microphone in that arrogant tone:

"Where's the support? I need a Yao! Stick with me this game, protect my farm, I'm invincible in the late game!"

Lin Lu was now completely energized.

She suppressed a laugh, turned on her microphone, and deliberately used a soft, sweet voice to tease him:

"Alright~ little brother, I'll choose Yao to protect you, you have to help me win!"

As she spoke, she decisively locked onto Yao.

"Don't call me little brother! Call me God of War!" The elementary school student seemed very unhappy with the title.

It was Lu Yi's turn to choose.

The melancholy poet looked at the screen full of heroes, and finally slowly locked onto Zhuang Zhou, and even brought the Smite skill, and went straight to the top lane.

The elementary school students were instantly furious when they saw this lineup:

"Hey! You on the fourth floor! Why did you pick Zhuang Zhou for top lane?! This hero is just a noob! Trash top laner, do you even know how to play?!"

Lu Yi didn't turn on his game microphone at all; he just sat on a small stool in the living room and began reciting poetry melancholy:

"In the Northern Ocean there is a fish, its name is Kun. Kun is so large that no one knows how many thousands of miles it spans..."

"How can a sparrow know the ambition of a swan? How can the smoke of battle in this canyon disturb the butterflies in my dreams?"

If Shen Hao were here, he would probably break down again.

Welcome to Honor of Kings!

Less than two minutes into the game, Little Luban was killed by the enemy marksman because he positioned himself too far forward, blocking the minion wave.

"First Blood!"

"Oh!!!"

The phone immediately picked up the elementary school student's screams and questions:

"Yao-mei! Why didn't you protect me?! Why didn't you heal me?!"

While helping Su Qinghe secure lane kills in the mid lane, Lin Lu replied:

"Little one, I'm only level three, I haven't even learned my ultimate move yet, how can I protect you?"

"I don't care! You just don't know how to play!" The elementary school student angrily began to shift the blame.

Another minute passed.

As soon as Little Luban returned to his lane, the enemy jungler and mid laner were already lying in ambush in the bushes.

Unsurprisingly, Little Luban met his tragic end under the tower once again.

At this point, the elementary school student completely lost his composure and entered a phase of impotent rage.

He yelled and screamed into the microphone, even starting to swear:

"Mid laner, are you blind?! Why didn't you call out the enemy mage's location when he disappeared?! Do you even know how to play, you trash! You're a noob! You can't carry, you absolutely can't carry!"

In fact, Su Qinghe had already given two signals, but the kid was greedy for minions and didn't look at the map.

Listening to profanity on the phone.

Lin Lu frowned, turned off the microphone, and complained, "How can this kid have no manners at all? He's always swearing."

Su Qinghe's expression remained unchanged; he simply prepared himself silently.

Xie Wang is currently farming the red buff in the jungle.

Hearing that the child dared to curse Su Qinghe.

"This kid needs some discipline."

Xie Wang chuckled softly.

He tossed his phone onto the sofa: "You guys clear the line first, I have something to take care of."

After saying that, he took a long stride and moved to the computer desk next to him.

"What are you going to do?" Lin Lu asked curiously as she leaned closer.

Xie Wang didn't answer; his slender fingers flew across the keyboard.

Less than a minute.

He picked up his phone again and turned on the microphone.

At this moment, the little Lu Ban was still waiting to be resurrected in the spring, muttering curses incessantly.

"Stop yelling, kid."

The kid paused for a moment, then became even more arrogant: "Who do you think you are! You're a noob jungler too! I'm just going to curse..."

"Li Ziqiu, who lives in Room 501, Unit 3, Building 10, XX Community, Shanghai."

In the game, Little Luban, who had just been resurrected, froze in the fountain, completely motionless.

A gasp of terror came through the microphone.

Xie Wang chuckled softly, his tone carrying a devilish, persuasive quality:

"Little Li Ziqiu, you said you used such foul language just now. You don't want the police to come down the internet and knock on your 501 door to arrest you, do you?"

"What...what are you doing?!"

On the other end of the microphone, the little boy's voice was already trembling with tears:

"I didn't swear, please don't call the police!"

Lin Lu and Su Qinghe listened in stunned silence.

Lu Yi adjusted his glasses and silently gave Xie Wang a thumbs up: "Technology truly is the best weapon for dimensional reduction attacks."

Xie Wang continued his intimidation without batting an eye:

"I've already called the police, little one. The police officer's car is already downstairs in your apartment complex."

"However, if you sincerely apologize to the mid-laner now, I can call the police and ask them not to come upstairs yet."

"I'm sorry! I was wrong!"

The child's defenses completely crumbled, and he burst into tears, his face streaked with tears and snot, the sound carrying clearly over:

"Mid laner, I'm so sorry! I shouldn't have yelled at you! Waaaaah... Don't let the police arrest me, I haven't finished my math homework yet T﹏T!"

Hearing the pitiful cries, Su Qinghe glanced at Xie Wang with a helpless expression.

This person even bullies elementary school students.

"An apology alone is not enough."

Xie Wang, disguised as a strict headmaster, continued to issue instructions:

"From now on, you'd better stay right behind us and don't feed kills. After this game, write 'I can't swear while playing games' one hundred times in your Chinese homework."

"Did you remember?"

"I've got it! I've got it! Waaaaah..."

The elementary school student cried as he controlled Little Luban, obediently following behind Su Qinghe's mage like a dutiful security guard, not daring to take even a single bite of the minion wave.

The next ten minutes.

Xie Wang's Yang Jian wreaked havoc, Su Qinghe's mages coordinated perfectly, Lu Yi's Zhuang Zhou caused chaos in team fights, and Lin Lu's Yao shielded Xie Wang.

As for the children, they sobbed throughout while unleashing their skills, being incredibly obedient.

"Victory!"

With a loud shattering of the opposing crystal.

The game just finished and a screen popped up.

"Waaaaah, Mom, I'll never play video games again..."

A final, piercing scream came through the microphone.

Player "Invincible Super Tyrannosaurus Rex War God King" has left the room.

Looking at the empty room, a brief silence fell over the living room of 1602.

Then.

"Hahahaha!"

Lin Lu burst out laughing and collapsed onto the sofa, clutching her stomach and rolling around on the floor.

"Help! Xie Wang, you're so mean! That kid will probably be traumatized for life!"

Su Qinghe couldn't help but laugh so hard he bent over.

She looked at Xie Wang, her eyes sparkling with bright starlight:

"Xie, is this the solution you were talking about?"

Xie Wang shut down his computer and raised an eyebrow as if it were perfectly natural:

"There's nothing I can do, Teacher Su, I'm just protective of my own."