Reborn in the 60s, I hunt to support my family and even seduce the village beauty.
Chapter 334 Unit Distribution of Meat
I glanced at my watch; it was almost time to leave work.
Chang Kun rode his bike to work. He had promised Monkey Brother and the others that he would sell them some more mutton today. If he didn't get the mutton, Monkey Brother would probably be kept awake by his little daughter tonight.
Once inside the office, Hou Jun grabbed Chang Kun by the neck.
"Good junior brother, I thought you took leave and wouldn't be coming back today."
"Brother Monkey, I just came back to visit, what do you mean by this?"
"Hehe, junior brother, don't lie to me. The sack is so heavy, let me carry it for you." Hou Jun picked up the sack from Chang Kun's hand, secretly peeked inside, and couldn't help but grin.
"Let me see, is it mutton?"
Xiao Yu and Xiao Lü couldn't wait any longer, so they all crowded around and rummaged through the sack to take a look.
"Tsk tsk, this mutton is so fresh, Chang Kun, is this all for us?"
Chang Kun nodded: "We can divide it up in our office, and leave some for Sister Wu and Xiao Wang."
Lü Jiawei: "Huh? How did Sister Wu and Xiao Wang know?"
Chang Kun tilted his head: "Go ask Brother Monkey."
Upon hearing this, Xiao Yu and Xiao Lü immediately realized that Hou Jun had leaked the secret, and they grabbed Hou Jun's arm, eager to fight back.
"Monkey, what can you do? You've ruined a perfectly good mutton dish, and now there are two more people to share it with."
"Yeah, Brother Yu, we should take less meat and beat him up!"
The three of them huddled together and started laughing and joking.
Old Zeng spoke up: "Stop fooling around! Someone go borrow a scale, hurry up and divide the meat up so we can go home, or someone else will see us!"
"Uncle Zeng, there's no need to weigh it. I've already divided the meat into portions of five jin each. Just give each person ten yuan."
"What? This won't do! Pork from the meat processing plant costs three yuan a piece now, and it's even more expensive at the grocery store, plus you have to pay with meat coupons. Your mutton is way too cheap!"
Chang Kun waved his hand: "Alright, Uncle Zeng, we're all hunters in the mountains. If I wasn't worried you'd feel embarrassed to accept money next time, I wouldn't even want it."
Old Zeng wanted to say something, but Lei Guohong stopped him: "We'll appreciate Xiao Kun's kind intentions. If we have anything good in the future, we should think of him more often."
"Well, he always takes advantage of Chang Kun..." Old Zeng shook his head, took out a large piece of meat from the sack, weighed it in his hand, and exclaimed in surprise, "This is more than five pounds, isn't it? It feels like six or seven pounds."
"Hey, Uncle Zeng, how did you know? I just made a rough estimate, it's pretty close."
Xiao Yu explained from the side, "Chang Kun, you don't know, before my master became a policeman, he worked in loading and unloading. His hands were incredibly accurate at measuring weights."
"Whether it's a little more or a little less, we're all family. There are still some bones in the sack; we'll take them all back to make mutton soup."
Lei Guohong counted on his fingers: "Chang Kun, you've only sold 35 jin of mutton at work. A sheep only yields about 30 to 40 jin of meat. Aren't you keeping some for your family?"
Upon hearing this, everyone looked at Chang Kun, thinking that they couldn't just focus on eating their own meat and give away all of his mutton.
Suddenly, Hou Jun slapped his thigh: "Hey, you guys, can't you even figure this out? Junior Brother definitely still has mutton, right? He must have killed more than two sheep!"
When it comes to food, the Monkey King is the quickest to react.
As soon as he said it, the others stared at Chang Kun with wide eyes.
It's not that they couldn't think of it, it's just that it's too unbelievable. Yesterday, Chang Kun took a day off and went into the mountains to hunt three blue sheep.
They sell some to the company as extra meals, some to their own office staff, and keep some for their own family... This...
Even if everyone in the office combined their monthly salaries, they wouldn't earn as much as Chang Kun in one day!
Since Monkey King had guessed that he still had Green Sheep, Chang Kun nodded in agreement. What they didn't know was that he had actually killed four Green Sheep yesterday.
"Holy crap! Chang Kun is awesome!" Lü Jiawei sidled up to Chang Kun, his face full of flattery. "Chang Kun, when you're free, take me up the mountain to see what it's like."
Hou Jun shoved him aside, saying, "Go away, junior brother hasn't taken me yet, how could it be your turn? Junior brother, let's go up the mountain together sometime and hunt a big wild boar!"
Xiao Yu, Lao Zeng, and Lei Guohong also looked at Chang Kun with great interest.
They all thought that following such a skilled hunter up the mountain would surely bring some benefits, and since they could work in the public security bureau, their marksmanship wouldn't be too bad.
"Okay, we'll talk about it when you have a day off. Brother Yu, go and call Xiao Wang and Sister Wu."
Chang Kun dared not let Monkey Brother call people, for fear that he would summon everyone in the unit, and he wouldn't have enough mutton to share.
Xiao Wang and Sister Wu were very grateful after receiving their share of mutton. These days, sharing meat with others is a great favor.
"The meat has all been distributed, so let's eat it ourselves. Don't let anyone from the workplace know, or they'll have something to say," Chang Kun reminded them again.
Hou Jun patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, junior brother, I'm very tight-lipped. Just don't let Sister Wu know."
Sister Wu, always a blabbermouth, rolled her eyes when she heard Hou Jun say this: "Monkey, you should just keep your mouth shut. I heard about this from you..."
"By the way, Sister Wu, everyone wants to take pictures, right? I'll bring the camera tomorrow. You can tell everyone that if they want to get ready, they should be prepared tomorrow morning."
Sister Wu and Xiao Wang clapped and cheered, "That's great! We'll have to dress nicely for work tomorrow!"
Lu Jiawei beamed with joy: "I need to dress smartly and take a nice photo to show my blind date. I'm sure I'll find a wife right away."
"Tsk tsk, you expect to take good photos? That's asking too much of a question for the camera."
"Damn it, you damn monkey! I'll beat you to death!"
After leaving my workplace, I first went to the supply and marketing cooperative.
"Mother, have my brother-in-law and the others gone back?"
"Look at the time, they're probably already home. Da Liu should be on his way back."
"Did you give them everything?"
"They gave it to us, sigh, I talked until my mouth was dry before they finally accepted it... You're so carefree, knowing to run away early!"
Chang Kun chuckled twice: "Last time I hunted a blue sheep in the mountains, I traded it with a friend for a lot of potatoes, corn, cabbage and other things."
Liu Meifen nodded: "Anyway, now that you're capable, as long as you don't steal or rob, I don't care where you get your things from."
Just then, Aunt and Xiaoshui walked in from outside.
Auntie's face was beaming. When she saw Chang Kun there, her mouth stretched into a wide grin: "Little Kun is here too, hehe! He just checked into the restaurant. Oh my goodness, you won't go hungry at all there. They provide three meals a day. I've never even heard of such a thing."
Xiao Shui called out "Auntie, Big Brother" and turned to run outside. She was eager to find Xiao Qing and the others to play and didn't want to listen to her mother's nagging.
Liu Meifen laughed and said, "There's an old saying that even in a famine, the cooks won't go hungry, so of course, no one will go hungry in a restaurant."
"Auntie, is your uncle coming to pick you up later? Let's have dinner at home tonight to celebrate your return to work." There's tiger meat medicinal cuisine in the space, perfect for improving the family's health.
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