Father is a villainous Buddhist disciple? He'll just be beaten into the light of the righteous
Chapter 19 Your zipper is open
The conversation ended only after Shen Ji was pinned to the table and given a severe beating by Shen Jiyuan.
Although Yun Qingqing knew she had misunderstood, she still couldn't stop smiling.
"Hahahaha, bro, your son is hilarious! Hahahaha!"
Shen Jiyuan's face was ashen. "Yun Qingqing, if you laugh again, I'll throw you out!"
Yun Qingqing quickly made a zipping motion towards her mouth.
Shen Jiyuan looked at her coldly, "I'll tell you again, that bastard Feng Xiao is no good, you should stay away from him!"
Yun Qingqing pouted, "Big brother, that's prejudice. I think Feng Xiao is good in every way."
"The Feng family is a very murky place. He's currently vying for power with that illegitimate son. What wouldn't he do?" Shen Jiyuan sneered. "You think he's approaching you because he really likes you? Isn't it just because you have the Shen family backing you?"
Yun Qingqing didn't refute this. She sighed and said, "Brother, I understand what you're saying."
Shen Jiyuan snorted, "You don't know anything."
Yun Qingqing carried Shen Ji to the sofa and sat down. She shrugged and said, "Big brother, you've never been in a relationship, so you don't know how to enjoy the pleasures of love at all."
She poured herself a glass of water, and said with a smile as she drank, "Love is about romance, beauty, passion, and, most importantly, a sense of enthusiastic participation."
"Most of the joys and sorrows, loves and hates in a person's life occur during the dating phase."
"Most of the hardships, constraints of interests, and calculations in life will occur in marriage."
"I'm just dating right now. He hasn't proposed, and I haven't made any promises to him. Young people, isn't it enough to just enjoy the process of love?"
"If we really get to the point of discussing marriage, then I'll consider all of this." She chuckled. "Right now... I just want to have a relationship with someone I like that has boundaries, principles, and a way out, that's all."
Shen Jiyuan was taken aback; she hadn't expected Yun Qingqing to say that.
But then he clenched his fist tightly, gritted his teeth, and said, "Who can't you date?"
Yun Qingqing shrugged and said, "If it's supposed to be a relationship, then there has to be love. I can't just fall in love with anyone."
"Then I'll..."
"Dad!" A clear child's voice suddenly interrupted him, and Shen Jiyuan paused abruptly.
His eyes flickered, and his already clenched hands tightened even more.
What is he doing?
Why was I so impulsive? Why couldn't I control my emotions? Just now... I almost let it slip.
Fortunately, Shen Ji interrupted him.
Otherwise, the consequences might be unbearable for him.
Shen Jiyuan took a deep breath, turned to look at Shen Ji, and asked, "What is it now?"
Shen Ji blinked and raised his hand, saying, "Your zipper is open."
Shen Ji: "..."
Although he knew the kid was talking nonsense, he still subconsciously looked down at him, and his face immediately darkened upon seeing what he saw: "..."
Damn it, his zipper was really open!!
And Shen Ji and Qingqing saw it all!
Shen Jiyuan's face flushed red. Without thinking, he turned around at lightning speed and zipped up his pants.
"Um... well, I..." He had absolutely no idea what to say at that moment.
All the entanglement, heartbreak, and forbearance—at this moment, they're all utter bullshit!
He was so embarrassed he wanted to disappear into the ground.
Having lived for so many years, Shen Jiyuan had never encountered such an embarrassing moment!
This feeling of embarrassment and awkwardness was as if every cell in his body was laughing at him.
It amplified all his sensitive nerves, making him so anxious and restless that he wanted to run out the door.
After a while, Yun Qingqing's voice came from behind, "Um, that... I didn't see anything!"
Shen Jiyuan: "..."
You'd be better off not saying anything!
He took a deep breath, smiled, and slowly turned his face. It's okay, it's okay.
As long as he isn't embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed.
But as soon as he turned around, he saw Yun Qingqing and Shen Ji both covering their eyes, with two fingers sticking out to stare at him mischievously.
Shen Ji grinned broadly, "Dad, I didn't see you wearing red underwear, don't worry, hehehe!"
Shen Jiyuan: "..."
When the hell did he start wearing red underwear?!
He was clearly wearing gray!
Yun Qingqing turned to look at Shen Ji, puzzled, "Red? It looks gray to me."
"Aunt Qingqing, you're not being honest~"
"That's right, I just love to see others make a fool of themselves."
"Hehe, that's why we're such good friends."
"My good friend, it looks like your dad's about to beat you up."
"Oh well, you'll get used to it. He's just a super-strong guy."
"Poor baby, your aunt feels so sorry for you."
Shen Jiyuan: "..."
His forehead veins throbbed, and with a grim face, he strode over to the two men, then menacingly lifted Shen Ji from the sofa. "Did you unzip my pants?!"
He said that when he was beating this kid earlier, he kept pulling on his pants, and it turns out he was waiting for him here!
Shen Ji, kicking his short legs, said, "It wasn't me, Daddy! Why are you always so unreasonable!"
Shen Jiyuan sneered, "What logic does Chaoxiong have? My fists are the only logic!"
As he spoke, he slapped Shen Ji's buttocks.
Shen Ji thrashed about, yelling, "Auntie, my confidante, save me!"
"Big brother!" Yun Qingqing stood up and snatched the man from Shen Jiyuan's hands. "Don't be so mean to my nephew! I'll tell Mom you're abusing her grandson!"
Shen Jiyuan chuckled, "Fine, then I'll tell her you're dating that Feng family brat!"
Yun Qingqing paused, holding Shen Ji's hand.
Shen Jiyuan sneered, "So, are you going to give my son back to me, or are you going to fight me to the death?"
Yun Qingqing quickly shoved Shen Ji into his arms, "Hey! What did I tell you? Kids need to be disciplined properly, they won't amount to anything without a good beating!"
"Hehehe, I'm an outsider, so I don't need to concern myself with your family affairs."
She swiftly pulled a card from her bag and shoved it into Shen Ji's hand. "Nephew, your aunt didn't prepare any gift for our first meeting. Take this card; there's five million in it. Use it to buy whatever you like."
"The password is my birthday, your dad knows that."
"Auntie loves you~ Yay! (づ ̄3 ̄)づ"
After saying that, she put on her high heels and ran away without looking back.
Shen Ji: "..."
They're all a bunch of disloyal bastards!
Shen Jiyuan looked at him with a sinister gaze, and Shen Ji immediately knelt down, "Dad, I was wrong, but I... I had my reasons for doing this!"
Shen Jiyuan sneered, "Is that so?"
Shen Ji nodded and said seriously, "Of course, it's all shown in TV dramas. You love-struck simps will lose your minds when you meet your white moonlight goddess."
"They are particularly prone to impulsiveness and do some irrational things."
He raised his eyes, glanced at Shen Jiyuan secretly, then quickly lowered them again, and said earnestly, "Ah, a great man once said that if a person is shameless, it means he hasn't been shameless enough yet. Once he's shameless enough, that temporary shamelessness will be cured immediately."
"I'm doing this for your own good!"
"Hmph, what were you trying to do just now?"
"If it weren't for me, you'd be finished!"
That wasn't entirely wrong, and Shen Jiyuan, unusually, didn't refute it.
In that tense atmosphere just now, he almost... revealed his true thoughts.
If Shen Ji hadn't suddenly interrupted him, and if such an embarrassing situation hadn't arisen, he might already be...
In a way, this kid accidentally helped him out.
He squinted at Shen Ji, "Did your mother teach you this too?"
Shen Ji nodded cautiously. Hiss... What's going on? Old Deng isn't beating him up anymore?
Shen Jiyuan asked, "Then tell me, which great person would say such a thing?"
Shen Ji proudly put his hands on his hips and said, "Me."
Shen Jiyuan: "..."
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