I accidentally joined a group of charlatans, so I immediately called the police and handed it over t

The nights in Heaven have never been so noisy.

This "spiritual consumption upgrade" orchestrated by Chen Xi completely spiraled out of control after the malicious tip from the God of Literature, turning into an arms race between the gods.

[System notification: The God of Literature has sent you an exclusive red envelope—the Four Treasures of the Study (a magical artifact-grade purple-tipped brush, dragon blood ink, celestial silkworm paper, and Duan inkstone).]

This is a treasure that the God of Literature keeps hidden away. He wouldn't even let the Jade Emperor borrow it to review memorials normally, but now, in order to humiliate the God of Thunder, he actually smashed it out.

【Wenquxingjun】: @Newcomer reporting in, please protect me, I've given you the stuff.

[Wenquxingjun]: That character named "Lei Dong" must be dealt with clearly and thoroughly!

[Wenquxingjun]: I want him to be at his peak from the moment he appears, then be publicly humiliated by the protagonist, and finally be turned into roasted chicken wings!

Looking at the set of dazzling calligraphy and painting supplies, Chen Xi silently muttered "sin" to himself, and then opened the TXT editor.

As a "middleman" with professional ethics, the customer's needs are God's will.

He quickly inserted a scene into the latest chapter of "Perfect World":

"The sorcerer named Lei Dong, with his pointed snout and monkey-like face, wielding two broken hammers, was about to harass an innocent woman. The Desolate Heavenly Emperor coldly snorted, 'Shut up!' and slapped Lei Dong like a fly into a roadside latrine..."

Modifications complete.

Upload.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking support]: The guild leader's custom-made chapter has been updated! Please check it out!

Wenquxingjun (the God of Literature) couldn't wait to download and read it.

When he saw the scene where "Lei Dong" was slapped into the latrine, he laughed so hard in the Wenqu Palace that his beard was shaking.

"Awesome! That's so awesome!"

"This is even more radiant than if I'd eaten a ginseng fruit!"

He immediately took a screenshot and sent it to the group.

[Wenquxingjun]: @Leigong, oh dear, the villain in this book is so pitiful, how come he looks a bit like you?

The group chat exploded instantly.

[Nezha]: Hahahaha! Pointy mouth and monkey cheeks, wielding two broken hammers! Isn't that the old Thunder God?!

[Chang'e]: This Wenqu Xingjun... is rather adorably vengeful.

[Pigsy]: I'm dying of laughter! Smash it into the latrine! The smell is incredible!

When Lei Gong saw that text, he trembled with rage. The red hair on his head stood on end, and his Thor's hammer crackled so loudly that it almost ripped the roof off his house.

"This is outrageous! This is outrageous!"

"You old pedant! You just wait!"

Although Lei Gong didn't read much, he absolutely could not tolerate this kind of behavior of defecating on someone's neck.

He wanted to retaliate, and he wanted to write about Wenqu Xingjun (the God of Literature) in the book and kill him off.

But he got a headache just looking at those densely packed words and had no idea how to revise them to vent his anger.

Just then, the Giant Spirit God, who had been silently watching the screen and also belonged to the "military faction," felt that he had been implicated.

When Wenqu Xingjun mocked Leigong, he casually remarked, "These warriors are all physically strong but mentally weak, like that giant spirit god, who only possesses brute strength."

How could the giant spirit, with his simple and honest temper, possibly tolerate this?

Although he was uneducated, he was rich (mainly because he was strong and did hard labor for various gods, accumulating a lot of hard currency).

[Giant Spirit God]: @Newcomer reporting in, please protect me, Brother Chen!

[Giant Spirit God]: I don't care about being an alliance leader or anything like that! I'm going to teach that old pedant a lesson!

[Giant Spirit]: I'll give you a reward! I'm going to Photoshop that old pedant into the movie!

【Giant Spirit God】: In that Avengers movie, they replaced the villain who was tossed around by the Hulk like a broken rag doll with the face of the God of Literature!

[Giant Spirit]: I want to see him get smashed to pieces!

As soon as he finished speaking, a heavy red envelope was thrown at him.

[System notification: The Giant Spirit God has sent you an exclusive red envelope—the Xuanhua Battle Axe (Acquired Spiritual Treasure, Imitation).]

Although it is a replica, it is still a genuine magical treasure, powerful enough to suppress the fate of a nation if placed in the mortal realm.

Chen Xi looked at the axe, somewhat perplexed.

Editing text is easy; you can replace it with a single click on TXT.

But adapting a movie...that's a technical job!

Replacing Loki's face with that of the God of Literature, and doing it seamlessly, is a project that will likely exhaust Su Qingge and her team of technicians tonight.

Moreover, once this precedent is set, every deity will need AI face-swapping, and then how will he be able to do business?

Chen Xi's eyes lit up, and a plan came to mind.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Brother Giant Spirit God, this method of altering movie scenes is a heaven-defying and fate-changing technique, which takes an extremely long time. I'm afraid it's too late to solve our immediate problem.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: However, I have a more direct and satisfying way to vent my anger.

[Giant Spirit God]: What method? Tell me quickly!

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Didn't you subscribe to SVIP? You have the "Supreme Bullet Screen" privilege!

[Newcomer seeking protection]: I can activate the "targeted blocking" function for you.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: As long as Wenquxingjun (the God of Literature) clicks on any movie, your bullet comments will automatically appear, and they will be bold, large, and flashing gold!

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: You can curse and mock as much as you want. These comments will act like a wall, blocking his view so he can only see your words, not the movie footage!

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: This is called "mental pollution"! Let him see it but not be able to have it, drive him crazy!

Upon hearing this, the giant spirit's eyes lit up like two light bulbs.

"Great! This is even more disgusting than a face transplant!"

"That's what we'll do!"

So, when the God of Literature, Wenquxingjun, smugly wanted to take a "critical" look at mortal movies, he clicked on "A Chinese Odyssey".

There was no Supreme Treasure or Fairy Zixia on the screen.

Only lines of enormous, gleaming gold text rolled in like a thousand horses:

[Old man Wenqu! What a pedantic scholar!]

[A scholar is useless in practical matters! Just kidding!]

What are you looking at! Go home and do your embroidery!

【I, the Giant Spirit God, am stronger than you! I'll make you furious!】

The barrage of comments was not only huge, but also had a shaking effect, completely obscuring the entire screen without leaving a single gap.

The God of Literature was so angry he almost smashed the tablet.

"This is what they call SVIP? This is what they call privilege?!"

"This is an insult to scholarship! It's utterly an insult to scholarship!"

The war between the two factions has reached a fever pitch.

The gods all took sides, some becoming alliance leaders to write about the other side's death in the book, others becoming SVIPs to spam the other side's screen with insults.

Chen Xi's backend data is breaking records every second.

Just then, a top-tier figure who had remained silent finally made his move.

That was Zhao Gongming, who controlled the wealth of the three realms and was truly richer than a country.

[Zhao Gongming]: (Staring blankly)

[Zhao Gongming]: This group of people is really noisy.

[Zhao Gongming]: Why do we need to divide people into factions when reading a book or watching a play?

【Zhao Gongming】: @Newcomer reporting in, please take care of me, little friend.

[Zhao Gongming]: This god loves reading that exciting novel called "The Son-in-Law" (=The main text begins=)

[Zhao Gongming]: I also found the challenge of "spending 1 billion yuan" in "Hello Mr. Billionaire" quite interesting, which reminded me of my own past style of spending money.

[Zhao Gongming]: Only children make choices; I, the god, want them all.

[Zhao Gongming]: Give me a "Supreme Dual Cultivation Package". It has to be both the Gold VIP of the novel and the Diamond SVIP of the video.

[Zhao Gongming]: As for special privileges...

Zhao Gongming posted an extremely calm emoji that exuded an endless Versailles vibe.

[Zhao Gongming]: This god doesn't need to curse or change the plot.

[Zhao Gongming]: Whenever I enter any interface, whether it's a book or a movie, there should be a rain of gold coins falling from the sky, and an automatic announcement should be made: "Welcome the God of Wealth."

[Zhao Gongming]: Also, make my portrait frame pure gold and diamond-encrusted, and make it a size bigger than Nezha's.

[Zhao Gongming]: Money (merit) is not a problem.

No sooner had he finished speaking than a deep red envelope, radiating an overwhelming aura of wealth, crashed down upon him.

[System notification: Zhao Gongming has sent you an exclusive red envelope—Treasure Basin (Fragment) x1, Golden Light of Merit x100000!]

The group chat went silent instantly.

Fragments of the Treasure Basin!

That's a legendary artifact that can generate gold and silver! Even just a fragment would be a treasure enough to cause a financial tsunami in the mortal world!

Even Wenqu Xingjun and Juling Shen, who had been arguing fiercely just moments before, fell silent.

Faced with absolute "money power," all arguments seem so pale and powerless.

Chen Xi took a deep breath, calmed his wildly beating heart, and clicked to claim the reward with trembling hands.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: May the God of Wealth be generous!

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Arranged! Arranged immediately!

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: From today onwards, you are the only "Supreme Godly Tycoon" in the Heavenly Court branch!

That night, the gods in Heaven finally understood a truth from the mortal world:

With money, you really can do whatever you want.

Chen Xi, looking at the mountain of treasures piled up in the warehouse, had an increasingly profound gaze.

The chives have been mostly harvested.

It's time to add some more "positive energy" to this fire.