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If the business battles in the mortal realm are full of intrigue and backstabbing, then the battles for money in the Heavenly Court are simply and brutally crushed by divine power.

When Chen Xi offered the lure of "Silver Alliance privileges"—namely, "getting a sneak peek at five chapters" plus "exclusive fan titles"—the atmosphere in the Heavenly Court chat group instantly changed.

The original tranquil and serene atmosphere instantly transformed into a fierce battleground for the top spender on the live stream's leaderboard.

The first one to get restless was the Monkey King.

As a warlike, impatient, and extremely protective monkey, how could he tolerate Nezha, that little brat in a red bib, pressing down on his head?

[Sun Wukong]: Hey! That little fire-playing brat can become the leader of the alliance? What am I, Old Sun, lacking?!

[Sun Wukong]: @Newcomer reporting in, please protect me! I, Old Sun, don't do those fancy things! Here, take this peach! Show off my title!

[System notification: You have received a special red envelope from Sun Wukong—a rare peach from Flower Fruit Mountain (one).]

Chen Xi clicked on the details of the red envelope and was almost blinded by the overflowing spiritual energy.

【Item Name: Primordial Spirit Peach of Flower Fruit Mountain】

[Source: Blessed land of Huaguo Mountain, formed from the essence of ten thousand years of sun and moon.]

[Efficacy: It can revive the dead and restore flesh to bones. When consumed by ordinary people, it can reshape their genes, cure all diseases, and extend their lifespan by one cycle (12 years). Its kernel contains immense vitality, capable of bringing withered trees within a ten-mile radius back to life.]

Chen Xi gasped.

Is this the arrogance of the Monkey King?

Just toss a peach around, and it becomes a top-tier gene repair potion in the mortal realm!

Before Chen Xi could reply, news of Erlang Shen Yang Jian followed closely behind.

He and Sun Wukong are mortal enemies; whatever the monkey has, he must also have, and even better.

[Erlang Shen]: You impudent monkey, how dare you offer up a rotten peach?

[Erlang Shen]: @Newcomer reporting in, please protect me. I am quite interested in the Origin Techniques in "Covering the Sky". I bestow this wisp of divine light upon you to help you investigate things and gain knowledge.

[System notification: You have received Erlang Shen's exclusive red envelope—a wisp of the Heavenly Eye's Primal Spiritual Light.]

[Item Analysis: High-dimensional observation ray. It can directly observe the trajectory of microscopic particles, bypassing the outer shell of matter. With specific equipment, it can create a "penetrating eye" high-dimensional scanner.]

Chen Xi's hands were trembling.

This isn't inspiration; it's a cheat code in materials science!

With this, atomic arrangement and molecular structure become crystal clear to scientists – they're like naked bodies running naked in high definition!

However, the real heavyweights often appear last.

Just when Chen Xi thought this was the peak, a golden, money-grubbing yet incredibly endearing profile picture popped up.

The God of Wealth is Zhao Gongming.

[Zhao Gongming]: Hehe, everyone's having a great time.

[Zhao Gongming]: I recently read about Han Li in "A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality," and it was heartbreaking to see him fight to the death for a few spirit stones.

[Zhao Gongming]: @Newcomer reporting in, please protect me, young friend. This god doesn't want to compete with them for the Silver Alliance. It's too beneath me.

[Zhao Gongming]: Just tell me straight, how much is that "Golden Alliance"? I'll cover it.

[Zhao Gongming]: Also, I see that your mortal realm seems to be lacking in resources. Take this handful of soil and scatter it as a small reward.

[System notification: You have received Zhao Gongming's exclusive red envelope - a fragment of the Treasure Basin (dust version).]

[Effect: When scattered across the land, it can slightly distort geological probability, increasing the discovery rate of rare earth, oil, and precious metal deposits by 1000% and doubling their reserves.]

crazy.

He's completely gone mad.

Chen Xi looked at the mountain of celestial treasures piled up in the backstage warehouse—Chang'e's Moon Laurel Dew (top-grade beauty and repair serum), Taibai Jinxing's Qi-enhancing Pill Residue (brain development potion), Giant Spirit God's Mountain-Moving Talisman (core of a heavy-duty engineering exoskeleton)...

He realized something profoundly: the happiness of immortals is so dull and unadorned.

He immediately posted an announcement in the group.

[Newcomer reporting in, please protect us]: Congratulations to Sun Wukong, Erlang Shen, and the God of Wealth on their promotion to "Golden Alliance"!

[Newcomer Reporting, Seeking Support]: Since all of you esteemed readers are so kind, we are launching the "Heavenly Court Book Lovers Ranking" today! The top-ranked reader will not only be able to read the entire book, but I will also create a "Bonus Chapter" tailored just for them, ensuring your name is sung among millions of readers in the mortal realm!

This "side story" move is absolutely devastating.

For these immortals who have lived for tens of thousands of years and are extremely concerned about their image, what an honor it would be to be the protagonist in a mortal novel.

Nezha immediately declared that he would dismantle Li Jing's exquisite pagoda in exchange for a reward, while the Giant Spirit God roared that he would go back to his hometown to dig up his ancestral graves (spirit stone mines).

Just as Chen Xi was basking in the joy of reaping the benefits of his success, the office door was suddenly pushed open.

Li Guobang strode in.

His expression was more serious than ever before, even carrying a hint of suppressed anger.

"Old Li? What's wrong?" Chen Xi put away his phone, his smile instantly vanishing.

"What kind of trouble are the Americans causing this time?"

"A cornered dog will do the opposite."

Li Guobang slammed a document heavily on the table, his voice low and menacing.

"They lost the chip war completely, and now they're starting to play dirty tricks."

"Just ten minutes ago, seven major Western pharmaceutical giants jointly issued a statement, citing security reviews, to indefinitely suspend the export of more than 1,300 patented drugs and high-end medical devices to China."

Li Guobang's fists clenched so tightly they cracked, and his eyes flashed with a cold light.

"Among these drugs are orphan drugs for treating rare diseases, targeted therapies for late-stage cancer, as well as cardiac stents, high-end pacemakers..."

"This thing is broken..." Li Guobang's voice trembled slightly.

"Those are tens of thousands of lives! They're using patients' lives to force us to submit!"

"This is biological warfare," Li Guobang gritted his teeth. "This is killing someone by destroying their spirit!"

A brief silence fell over the office.

This method is despicable and vile, but it is extremely effective.

Chen Xi reached out and picked up the document, glancing at the tongue-twisting names of the chemical drugs.

Then, his gaze fell on the table.

There, quietly, sat a newly materialized peach, radiating a faint pink glow, and a small bottle of crystal-clear dew, like liquid moonlight.

That was Sun Wukong's Primordial Spirit Peach.

That was the dew from Chang'e's moon.

Chen Xi's lips curled up little by little, eventually turning into an extremely cold smile.

"To kill someone by destroying their spirit?"

Chen Xi picked up the peach and tossed it gently.

"Old Li, notify the Ministry of Health and the Institute of Biology of the Chinese Academy of Sciences."

"Since they want to play biological warfare and compete with us to see whose medicine is better."

A hint of arrogant disdain for the world flashed in Chen Xi's eyes.

"Then we'll teach them."

What truly constitutes the descent of a miraculous elixir?