I accidentally joined a group of charlatans, so I immediately called the police and handed it over t

Chen Xi stared at his phone screen, the dim fluorescent light reflecting the triumphant smile on his face, making him look like a fisherman who had just finished hauling in his net.

Faced with a frenzy of demands for more updates in the group chat, comparable to the frenzy of grabbing red envelopes during Chinese New Year, he didn't even click on a single red envelope.

He slowly picked up the teacup and blew on it to cool it down.

Once a fish has taken the bait, let it swallow the hook a little deeper.

Things that are too easily obtained are not cherished even by gods.

Only by letting these immortal officials and gods who have lived for countless millennia truly experience the feeling of wanting but not getting can he firmly grasp the ultimate right to interpret this "spiritual food".

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Dear immortals, these insights into cultivation were written by that Senior Brother Han, who devoted his entire life to this work. Every word is precious, and it was no easy task to compile them.

[Newcomer reporting in, please protect me]: This junior also needs time to search for fragments in the mortal world, so please be patient and don't get impatient.

After the word "no", he deliberately added the word "restless" to make it seem like he was really busy and in a hurry.

These words were like a bucket of cold water poured into a pot of boiling oil.

The entire Heavenly Court chat group exploded instantly!

[Marshal Tianpeng]: Calm down! My heart is pounding in my throat! How can I be calm?!

The adorable avatar of Pigsy flashed like a disco ball, and a private chat window popped up instantly.

[Marshal Tianpeng]: Young friend! Young friend! Brother! Stop pretending, I, Old Pig, can smell it, you have the scent of drafts on you!

[Marshal Tianpeng]: I buried Monkey Wine under the Cloud Stack Cave for eight thousand years, and even the Keeper of the Heavenly Horses didn't know about it back then! As long as you post ten more chapters... no, no, five chapters! Just five chapters! I'll send you this wine right away!

Chen Xi raised an eyebrow.

The old wine from Yunzhan Cave?

That's a top-grade elixir, imbued with both demonic and immortal energy, and nurtured by the earth's veins. Its transformative effect on mortal bodies is probably even more potent than ordinary elixirs.

Before he could reply, another golden pop-up window forcefully squeezed in.

The profile picture is a huge gold ingot, and the wealth is almost overflowing from the screen.

[Zhao Gongming]: Young friend, I am Zhao Gongming, the god. Let's speak frankly and skip the formalities.

[Zhao Gongming]: Name your price. How much incense and merit do you want? This deity governs the wealth of the Three Realms; merit is just a number to me. As long as you send me the entire book at once, I guarantee you'll be born with inexhaustible wealth in your next life!

Chen Xi stared at the screen, his fingers rhythmically tapping the table.

Even the God of Wealth got impatient and started tempting him with earthly riches.

Old Zhao, your vision is too narrow.

At this moment, the Heavenly Court was in complete chaos.

The Thirty-Third Heaven, the Tushita Palace.

The alchemy room, which used to be filled with the fragrance of elixirs, was now billowing black smoke, and the acrid smell of expensive medicinal herbs being burned into charcoal filled the entire space.

The two boys, Golden Horn and Silver Horn, who were supposed to be tending the furnace, were drooling over a jade slip, their heads facing each other with their rear ends sticking out, completely forgetting the priceless Bagua Furnace behind them.

"Holy crap! This Han Paopao is too cunning! He actually used a talisman to launch a sneak attack! I love it!" The Golden Horned Boy danced with joy.

"That's called outsmarting him! Look at how he ran away, so dashing! That's the true essence of cultivating immortality!" Silver Horned Boy nodded repeatedly.

boom!!!

A deafening roar!

A plume of black smoke shot the lid of the Bagua Furnace into the sky, and a huge crack appeared in the furnace body with a "crack".

With a dark expression, Laozi teleported to the doorway, his whisk standing on end in anger, and his beard trembling.

"You two bastards! That old Taoist's Nine-Turn Great Rejuvenation Pill!!"

The Moon Palace.

Under the cool laurel tree, the Jade Rabbit was pounding medicine with a pestle, its eyes vacant as it did so.

Her ruby-like eyes stared intently into the void ahead, as if an invisible screen were suspended there.

The mortar and pestle was empty, but she was completely unaware of it, still pounding away at the air.

"The number one swordsman in Tiannan... Nangong Wan..." the jade rabbit murmured to itself, its two long ears trembling slightly with excitement.

"This is so endearing! He's a million times better than Wu Gang, who just spends all his time chopping down trees!"

Looking at the rapidly increasing activity data in the background, Chen Xi accurately captured the "online novel plague" sweeping through the Heavenly Court.

It's almost done.

He knew very well that one book, "Ordinary People," was not enough.

Han Paopao's cunning and cunning nature attracts most of the mature and prudent immortals.

But for war gods like Nezha and Erlang Shen, whose very nature is to fight, it still falls short.

It's time to add an even stronger tinderbox to this fire.

He opened another folder named "Spiritual Nuclear Bomb" and selected a top-tier, exhilarating novel that had once ignited the passion of countless young people in the mortal realm—"Battle Through the Heavens".

Rename the file to: "The Legend of Emperor Yan: The Road to Success for a Useless Man".

Synopsis: This is a world of battle qi, where there is no flashy magic, only battle qi that has been cultivated to its peak!

[System notification: You have successfully uploaded the group file "The Legend of Emperor Yan: The Road to Success of a Loser (Volume 1)".]

New book arrived!

Those who were anxiously waiting for the hiatus of "Brother Han" instantly swarmed in like sharks smelling blood.

If "Ordinary People" is about how to survive in a cruel world...

So, "Battle Through the Heavens" is about how to fight back in the face of despair and adversity!

When that classic line, conveyed through cold words, entered the eyes of countless frustrated low-ranking gods and star lords, the atmosphere of the entire Heavenly Court completely changed.

"Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river; never underestimate a young person's potential!"

These words were like a bolt of lightning from the heavens, striking their hearts, whose edges had long been worn smooth by the rules and regulations of heaven!

Everyone has their down-on-their-luck moments.

Who hasn't been given a hard time by their boss?

Who hasn't been publicly ridiculed by their colleagues?

Especially that one from Yunlou Palace, the Great God of the Three Altars and Seas.

Nezha stood barefoot by his lotus pond, his Hun Tian Ling (a magical ribbon) fluttering behind him without wind.

He stared intently at the jade slip in his hand, his unruly eyes seeming to burn with two raging flames!

"Never underestimate a young person's potential..."

Nezha repeated the words in a low voice, his fingers slowly tightening around the Fire-Tipped Spear.

He recalled the time when he cut off his bones to return to his father and his flesh to return to his mother!

Wasn't he just trying to prove a point?!

The humiliation of being publicly jilted, the extreme frustration of being regarded as a good-for-nothing by everyone, instantly made him empathize with that kid named Xiao Yan!

He wished he could rush into the book immediately and stab those snobbish bastards from the Yunlan Sect to death for that kid!

"Good! A good saying: 'Never underestimate a young man's potential!'"

Nezha suddenly swung his fire-tipped spear.

Sizzle—!

The spear tip drew a long trail of dazzling sparks across the incredibly hard white jade railing.

Five powerful, menacing characters were deeply engraved on the railing:

Don't bully young poor!

He was completely engrossed, even more so than when he caused trouble at sea.

He was eager to know when Xiao Yan would be able to storm the Yunlan Sect.

When will I be able to throw that letter of divorce hard onto Nalan Yanran's arrogant face?

Just as the plot progressed to the critical moment when Xiao Yan was enduring the pain of being burned alive, preparing to devour and refine the first strange fire, his life hanging by a thread.

The text stopped abruptly.

Below is a line of tiny, almost invisible, yet chillingly malicious text:

To find out what happens next, please read the next chapter.

"..."

Nezha was stunned.

A full three seconds later.

"Aaaaaaah!!!"

An uncontrollable rage, like a volcanic eruption, burst forth from his small body!

The Samadhi True Fire on his body suddenly went out of control, turning into a raging fire wave that swept in all directions, instantly evaporating half of the lotus water in the pond, and even burning the ancient silt at the bottom of the pond into glass!

"That short-circuit dog! Damn it!"

This feeling of having a breath stuck in your throat, unable to go up or down, is ten thousand times more painful than when his father, Li Jing, locked him in the Linglong Pagoda!

He simply can't wait!

I can't wait even a second longer!

Nezha abruptly swiped open the private chat interface, found that familiar profile picture, and his fingers trembled with anger as he typed rapidly.

hum!

Chen Xi's phone vibrated violently, so hot that he could barely hold it.

[Nezha]: Kid! Update for me right now! Or I'll storm your house! Believe me or not, I'll burn your house down!

[Nezha]: Take this little bit of fire! Consider it a tip! Don't be ungrateful! Hurry up and update!

As soon as the words were spoken, a bright red envelope, so red it was almost purple, and even sparking with fire on the screen, appeared in the center of the screen, accompanied by a terrifying heat wave that sent chills down one's spine.