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Chen Xi's life had become so extravagant that it had become monotonous.

He even began to miss the days when he used to squeeze onto the subway and eat braised pork trotters.

At least back then, choosing what to eat was a simple and enjoyable thing that didn't require a team of experts to analyze nutritional ratios.

At this moment, he was half-reclining on a soft sofa, and on the holographic screen in front of him, the chat history of the Heavenly Court communication group was scrolling at an extremely slow speed.

He was diving.

More accurately, he was conducting a silent hunt.

The target is those immortal beings who are still trapped by the concept of "beauty".

Suddenly, a dazzling, colorful image flashed in the group chat.

[Weaver Girl]: My newly woven "Flowing Clouds and Sunset Glow Feather Robe," sisters, what do you think of the color scheme? [Image]

It was a fairy dress so beautiful that words could not describe it, as if it had been cut from the entire sunset and adorned with the Milky Way.

The group chat instantly erupted.

【Fairy of a Hundred Flowers】: Wow! So beautiful! My sister's skills are getting better and better! [Starry eyes]

[Seven Fairy Maidens (Zi'er)]: Sister Weaver Girl, wearing this feather robe on you will surely be the most beautiful sight in the heavenly realm!

Amidst the praise, a cool and aloof avatar also appeared.

It's Chang'e.

[Chang'e]: My sister's feathered dress is so beautiful.

She first offered a compliment, her tone as distant as ever.

But then, the end of that sentence carried a lingering sense of melancholy.

[Chang'e]: It's a pity I look so haggard lately; even the most beautiful clothes don't do me justice anymore. [Crying][Crying]

This statement is like a drop of ice water falling into boiling oil.

There was a brief moment of silence in the group chat.

Zi'er, being the kindest of all, quickly stepped in to smooth things over.

[Seventh Fairy (Zi'er)]: Sister, you are joking. You are the most beautiful woman in the Heavenly Realm. Who can be more beautiful than you?

Chang'e: Sigh...

Even through the screen, a sigh conveyed a profound sense of helplessness.

Chang'e: You don't understand.

[Chang'e]: The yin energy in the Guanghan Palace grows stronger year by year.

[Chang'e]: The Jade Dew Cream I made with freshly picked osmanthus stamens and moonlight essence is almost useless.

She uttered a sentence that sent chills down the spines of all the goddesses and immortals.

[Chang'e]: Fine lines have appeared at the corners of my eyes.

Fine lines.

For an immortal fairy, these two words were nothing short of the most vicious curse.

It represents decay, the passing of youth, and the irreversible decline of beauty.

This statement precisely struck at the deepest fears in the hearts of all goddesses and immortals.

The group chat exploded instantly.

[Fairy of a Hundred Flowers]: What?! Sister, even your Moon Essence Jade Dew Cream isn't working anymore?

[Seven Fairy (Cheng'er)]: Oh my god, my skin has been feeling really dry lately too. Could it be because of the changing weather?

[Electric Goddess]: I used the "Heavenly Thunder Tempering Liquid" from the Thunder Pool to wash my face, and my skin felt tighter, but it's getting rougher and rougher. What should I do?

In an instant, the entire Heavenly Court chat group transformed from a fashion and outfit sharing session into a large-scale mutual aid event for "appearance anxiety".

The goddesses and immortals began to discuss what kind of immortal herbs and what kind of spiritual springs they should use to resist the damned erosion of time.

As Chen Xi looked at the anxious and panicked messages on the screen, the corners of his mouth curved upwards and upwards.

The time is ripe.

This is hardly a complaint.

This is clearly the most accurate, detailed, and urgent customer needs research report in the Celestial Realm!

He immediately pressed the internal communicator on the table.

"Dr. Su."

Su Qingge's icy face appeared in the holographic projection almost instantly.

"Speak," she said succinctly, as if she were conducting some important experiment.

Chen Xi zoomed in on the screenshot of the group chat and pushed it in front of Su Qingge.

"Immediately assemble your team and have them analyze for me: if we were to explain the 'yin energy' from mythology scientifically, what effects would it have on the skin?"

Su Qingge glanced at it, then pushed up her gold-rimmed glasses, the lenses reflecting a cold, data-like gleam.

She didn't even think about it.

"Based on existing model deductions, 'Taiyin Qi' should possess two main characteristics."

"Extremely low temperatures and dryness, and energy particles similar to high-intensity cosmic radiation."

"This manifests on the skin as rapid loss of cell moisture, damage to collagen structure, and accelerated oxidation caused by excessive free radicals."

Su Qingge summarized it in one sentence.

"To put it simply, it's extreme dryness combined with devastating photoaging."

Chen Xi smiled.

He laughed like a fox that had stolen a thousand-year-old hen.

Moisturize.

Antioxidant.

Anti-aging.

Isn't this the three main areas that the modern heart-protecting skincare industry has focused on after spending hundreds of billions of dollars and decades of research?

The immortals are still using the original divine herbs and spring water for physical maintenance.

In the mortal realm, we have already entered the era of cellular repair at the chemical and biological levels.

This is a brand new, vast blue ocean market.

He will become the sole pioneer of this blue ocean.

"very good."

Chen Xi looked at the image of Chang'e still crying on the screen, his eyes gleaming with a determined light.

Just then.

A military helicopter roared down onto the helipad at the top of the base.

A silver metal briefcase bearing the words "Top Emergency" was personally escorted to Chen Xi's room by two fully armed Pangu team members.

The box was opened.

Inside lay a set of beautifully packaged red bottles and jars, exuding a faint, luxurious fragrance.

SK-II Facial Treatment Essence Family Pack.

Chen Xi picked up the most classic skincare essence, and looking at the three big words "Miracle Water" on the bottle, she could no longer hide the smile on her lips.

The names are so perfectly matched.

It's simply fate.

He picked up his phone, ready to launch an unprecedented, dimensional-reducing, and precise marketing campaign against the most beautiful woman in the celestial realm.