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The Heavenly Court, above the nine heavens.

The Lingxiao Palace.

Today's morning court session seemed exceptionally long and tedious.

The Jade Emperor sat high on his dragon throne, his eyelids drooping.

The immortals below were all listless.

Venus was reporting on droughts in various parts of the mortal realm, Nezha was secretly playing with the tassel of his red-tasseled spear, and even Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King who usually loved to write books, was resting with his eyes closed.

The air was filled with a stale, aged incense scent that had remained unchanged for tens of thousands of years.

It makes people drowsy.

"My lords, is there anything else you wish to report?"

The Jade Emperor yawned, preparing to announce the end of court so he could go back and have a couple of sips of the Maotai that Chen Xi had presented as tribute last time.

Just then.

A crisp sound of high heels... no, it was the sound of phoenix-embroidered shoes stepping on golden bricks, came from outside the palace.

"Da, da, da."

The sound wasn't loud, but it was extremely penetrating.

Each strike felt like stepping on the hearts of the immortals.

As footsteps approached, a strange, unfamiliar fragrance wafted in.

It's not the cloying fragrance of wildflowers, nor is it the cool scent of sandalwood.

Rather, it is a highly aggressive, mature, and alluring fragrance.

(That's the scent of Chanel No. 5 mixed with power.)

"This taste..."

Marshal Tianpeng (Pigsy) sniffed his big nose, his eyes widening instantly. "Wow...that's awesome!"

Everyone's eyes instinctively turned towards the entrance of the hall.

next second.

The entire Lingxiao Palace fell into a deathly silence.

Then the Queen Mother of the West walked towards them against the light.

She wasn't wearing the bright yellow phoenix robe that she usually wore, which symbolized dignified and conservative style.

Instead, she changed into a deep red, blood-red brocade robe with flowing clouds.

But this is not the point.

The focus is on her face.

That face, though usually well-maintained, always exuded a stern, menopausal aura.

At this moment, earth-shattering changes have taken place.

Her skin, enhanced by the finest foundation, was radiantly white and flawless.

The corners of her eyes were drawn with a slightly upturned arc using black eyeliner, sharp yet alluring, exuding a natural phoenix-like majesty.

The most deadly thing about her is her lips.

That's Dior 999 in true red.

That red hue resembled a burning flame, or a blade that had just drunk divine blood.

It endowed the Queen Mother of the West with an unprecedented, terrifying aura that made people want to kneel and submit.

She is no longer the old woman who only sits by the Jade Pool and nags.

She is the Queen Mother of the West.

She was an ancient empress who controlled punishments and plagues and ruled over all demons!

"Gulp."

Someone swallowed a very loud gulp.

The Queen Mother of the West walked straight past the dumbfounded immortals on both sides without glancing to the side.

Her gaze was cold and arrogant, as if these usually high and mighty gods had become ants at her feet.

She walked up the steps one by one to the dragon throne.

The Jade Emperor was dumbfounded.

The glass cup in his hand, which he had been playing with for thousands of years, was now trembling slightly.

"This...this is..."

The Jade Emperor stammered, unable to utter a complete sentence for a long time.

He felt his heart beating faster than it had in tens of thousands of years.

It looked like it was about to burst out of his throat.

The Queen Mother of the West stopped and turned slightly to the side.

She looked down at the Jade Emperor, a breathtaking smile slowly curving her lips.

Her red lips parted slightly, and her breath was as fragrant as orchids.

"His Majesty."

"Have you seen enough?"

Five simple words.

It carried a hint of sarcasm, a touch of indifference, and a dash of nonchalant arrogance.

"Snapped!"

The Jade Emperor finally lost his grip on the crystal cup and it crashed onto the gold bricks.

A crisp sound shattered the deathly silence of the Lingxiao Palace.

"Mother...Your Majesty looks so beautiful today! So beautiful!"

The Jade Emperor stood up in a panic, and almost stepped on his own dragon robe because of the sudden movement.

The light in his eyes wasn't awe, but rather the most primal impulse a man feels when he sees a stunningly beautiful woman.

The Queen Mother chuckled softly.

That smile was both alluring and chillingly menacing.

She ignored the Jade Emperor's loss of composure and turned to face the assembled officials.

At that moment, all the gods lowered their heads, not daring to look directly at the sharpness of those red lips.

This is the power of "Supreme Man-Slaying Beauty".

It doesn't sever a man's heart.

It severed the aesthetics of the old era and established feminism in the new era.

……

At this moment.

The Heavenly Court chat group completely exploded.

The Queen Mother's "buyer's show" photo was secretly taken by a minor celestial official at the event and posted in the group chat.

[The Seven Fairies]: Mother...is this really Mother?! Waaaa, she's so beautiful! I'm going to cry!

Princess Baihuaxiu: This aura... I'm speechless. So lipstick really can change your destiny!

Chang'e: (Has turned evil)

[Chang'e]: That's mine...that should have been mine!!!

Inside the Moon Palace.

Chang'e stared intently at the Queen Mother's stunningly beautiful face on the screen.

She picked up the Xuanhua axe that she had managed to snatch with great difficulty and began hacking wildly at the laurel tree in front of her.

"Ugh! I'm so angry!"

"I am the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms! Why should she steal the spotlight!"

"Chen Xi! You cunning businessman! I'm going to kill you! No... I'm going to buy you!"

And at Cuiyun Mountain.

Princess Iron Fan looked at her phone, her eyes turning red.

She suddenly turned her head and looked at the Bull Demon King, who was fast asleep.

He kicked it.

"You damn cow! Wake up!"

"Get up! Lead that water-avoiding golden-eyed beast out of the house!"

The Bull Demon King groggily woke up: "Madam? What's wrong? That's my old bull's mount..."

"Sold!"

Princess Iron Fan roared hysterically, her voice so loud it shook the cave and caused dust to fall.

"I want to buy lipstick! I want to buy the whole set!"

"I can't lose to that old woman!"

"Even if it means going bankrupt, I'm going to get that killer man color!"

Inside Base 001.

Chen Xi looked at the skyrocketing resentment and purchasing desire in the background and smiled like an old farmer watching chives grow wildly after the rain.

"Old Li."

Chen Xi pointed to the messages that had lost their minds.

"Did you see that?"

"This is the power of a strong female lead."

"From now on, we won't have to beg them to buy it."

"We're about to start harvesting the韭菜 (a metaphor for exploiting people)."