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"Ding! The streamer you're following, 'Seven Fairies of the Spider Cave,' has started broadcasting!"

This crisp notification sound rang out in the Heavenly Court chat group, which had been silent for thousands of years.

It was like a huge rock being thrown into still, stagnant water.

Chen Xi had already patched the group system and launched a dedicated "South Heaven Gate Live Room".

The screen lit up instantly.

It's not the kind of pixelated picture quality with poor signal, but an ultra-high-definition 4K picture, where you can even see the fine hairs on the fairy's face clearly.

It comes with a built-in level 10 beauty filter.

Is the background that eerie and terrifying Spider Cave?

No, it has now been transformed into a top-notch live-streaming sales studio.

Where the skulls of the dead used to hang on the cave ceiling, now hundreds of huge luminous pearls are suspended.

The soft light shone down, illuminating the entire cave as if it were daytime, even brighter than the Lingxiao Palace.

Seven stunningly beautiful women with alluring figures and dressed in revealing clothing were gathered around a pile of freshly disassembled aviation aluminum cases.

The box had a cool, metallic sheen, making it look far superior to the wooden boxes in Heaven.

Immediately afterwards, a scream loud enough to shatter eardrums came through the screen.

"Ahhh! We're here! We're finally here!"

As the eldest sister, Da Zhu'er didn't care about her image at all at this moment.

She stared intently at the black-tubed, gold-rimmed lipstick in her hand, her fingers trembling violently.

That's the battle armor of an ordinary woman, it's Dior 999.

She even forgot that she had thousands of years of cultivation and that she could use her magic to directly pop the lid open.

Instead, she was like a clumsy, ordinary little girl, slowly unscrewing the lid with her hands.

A soft "click" sounded.

The paste slowly rotated out.

That shade of red was passionate, arrogant, and captivating.

In this celestial court filled only with black, white, gray, and a bleak, otherworldly atmosphere, this splash of red was like a nuclear explosion.

"Is this the legendary 999 True Red?"

Big Spider swallowed hard and carefully brought the ointment to its lips, facing the huge mercury mirror in front of it.

There were no makeup skills involved, only genuine emotion.

She applied a thick layer of lipstick.

When that rich red color covered her originally pale, bloodless lips.

A miracle happened.

The sinister aura that Da Zhu'er had originally possessed instantly dissipated.

Instead, it exudes an extremely domineering queenly aura.

That kind of aggressive beauty is breathtaking, even through the screen, as if it's trying to steal your soul.

"Girls! Look at me! Look at me!"

Facing the camera, Da Zhu'er imitated the pose she learned from the video and suddenly flicked her long hair.

Her eyes were unfocused, her red lips were slightly parted, and her chin was slightly raised.

"This color makes my skin look so fair! Oh my god!"

"After applying this, I don't feel like a man-eating demon anymore, I feel like an empress about to ascend the throne!"

"Tang Monk's flesh? What kind of garbage is that? All I want to do now is wear this and storm the streets!"

Beside them, Wu Zhu'er wasn't idle either.

She was holding a bottle of Chanel No. 5 and frantically pressing the spray nozzle into the air.

The fine mist refracted rainbow-like luster under the light.

She was like a butterfly in heat, circling in the fragrant mist, greedily taking a deep breath.

"It smells so good... Is this the smell of the mortal world?"

"It smells a million times better than the fishy smell in our cave, and a million times better than those wildflowers that only smell of earth!"

"I feel like a walking flower right now! And the kind that blooms in the most expensive flower shop in Paris!"

Seven Spiders went even further, directly picking up the box of carved highlighter powder.

With a "snap".

She slapped the powder puff hard onto her cheekbone.

Under the light of the luminous pearl, her entire face instantly shone brightly, creating an amazing three-dimensional effect.

"Wow! This highlighter is an amazing product!"

"After applying this, my face is brighter than the demon core I cultivated for five hundred years!"

"If that Tang Sanzang saw me now, he'd be too weak to walk, his legs would go weak!"

The entire live stream was filled with phrases like "Buy it," "Amazing," and "OMG," all brimming with modern consumerism.

This kind of straightforward and naked expression of desire is a devastating blow to these detached and ascetic immortals.

This moment.

Those celestial goddesses who had been lurking in the shadows for countless years, and who usually maintained a haughty demeanor, could no longer sit still.

The Dao Heart?

Compared to Dior 999, Dao Heart is nothing!

The chat group instantly exploded.

The barrage of comments flew by like snowflakes, so fast that even Chen Xi could barely see them, and the server was getting hot.

Chang'e: !!!

[Chang'e]: @Chen Xi! What kind of red is that?! Is that cinnabar from the mortal world?!

[Chang'e]: Why is it that my osmanthus rouge from the Moon Palace, after being polished for three thousand years, still doesn't have this luster?

[Chang'e]: It's so tacky! So gaudy! ...But why can't I take my eyes off it?!

Inside the Moon Palace.

Chang'e was sitting under the cool laurel tree, holding the antique rouge box she usually cherished.

That was her prized possession, something she was very proud of.

But at this moment, looking at the bright and beautiful face of Da Zhu'er on the screen, and then at the box of pale powder in her hand that looked like flour.

An unnamed rage rose from the bottom of his heart.

"Snapped!"

She threw the rouge box in her hand to the ground.

The rouge in my hand suddenly lost its fragrance, and I even felt a little tempted to stomp on it.

Lost.

They lost to a group of spider demons from the lower realm!

How can we tolerate this?!

【Princess Iron Fan】: @Big Spider, what is that glittery powder? Highlighter?

Princess Iron Fan: My banana leaf fan is getting a bit old lately. I'm thinking of putting some of that on it. Would it make me look more impressive when I fan people?

Princess Iron Fan: No, I'm going to put it on my face! I'm going to make that damned Bull Demon King go blind!

【Princess Baihuaxiu】: Sisters, what are those black lines drawn above my eyes? Is it liquid eyeliner? Why do my eyes look twice as big after I draw them? I need a tutorial! I need a link!

[San Shengmu]: I want to buy Chenxiang that "sunscreen". He's been running around in the mortal world and got all tanned. How will he get married in the future?

Even the usually aloof administrator who only posts announcements in the group chat—

[Queen Mother of the West]: ...

Although it's just an ellipsis.

But then, he sent a "staring" emoji.

That look in his eyes clearly said: Get me a set too, otherwise this Peach Banquet can't be held, and no one will have a good time.

Inside Base 001.

Chen Xi looked at the screen full of "request for link", "request for proxy purchase", and the constantly popping red dots of private messages.

He did not reply immediately.

He didn't even pick up his phone.

He held the chipped enamel mug in his hand and slowly took a sip of the slightly cooled tea.

The fragrant aroma of tea couldn't conceal the sly smile on his lips.

He is waiting.

Let this desire ferment.

This jealousy spread through the hearts of the goddesses and immortals until it became unbearable.

This is the essence of "hunger marketing".

If I agree right now, I'll become a cheap wholesaler, and even the gods won't appreciate it.

It should be so rare that even the gods would find it "extremely hard to come by".

They need to feel that being able to buy these "trash" items from the mortal world is a symbol of status, something worth showing off on social media for a million years.

The messages on the screen were still refreshing rapidly, and some people even started spamming the screen to criticize Chen Xi for ignoring them.

[Chang'e]: @Chen Xi, mortal, stop playing dead! Name your price!

[Chang'e]: I'll trade you the laurel wine from the Moon Palace! It took Wu Gang thousands of years to brew! A single drop can intoxicate even the most powerful immortals!

Princess Iron Fan: I use the powder from the fan ribs of the banana leaf fan! That's a scrap of a primordial spiritual treasure! Just a little bit is enough to extinguish the Samadhi True Fire!

[The Seven Fairy Maidens]: I wove this cloud brocade from the Milky Way! This is the material for the Jade Emperor's dragon robe!

Looking at these tempting offers, Chen Xi's lips finally curled into an exaggerated smile.

The fish all took the bait.

Moreover, they were all biting the iron hook and refusing to let go.

He put down his teacup and slowly typed a line of text on the screen.

[Chen Xi]: Sisters, please be patient.

[Chen Xi]: This mortal treasure has an extremely complex craftsmanship, requiring eighty-one steps, and has a very low output (actually, it is a factory production line that produces 100,000 pieces a day).

[Chen Xi]: Moreover, the logistics channels are not very stable. It takes me half my life to deliver a single item (actually, I can only send items whenever I want).

[Chen Xi]: This time, we won't have a fixed price.

[Chen Xi]: Let's hold a "limited-time, limited-quantity auction".

[Chen Xi]: The highest bidder wins.

[Chen Xi]: The next batch of goods will only have three sets.

boom!

The group chat went silent for a second.

That deathly silence was the calm before the storm.

Immediately afterwards, a bidding frenzy ten times more intense than before erupted.

[Chang'e]: Ten jars of laurel wine! Plus one lunar core!

[Queen Mother of the West]: A peach from immortality that's nine thousand years old! Who dares to snatch it from me?!

Princess Iron Fan: I'll lend you my banana leaf fan for three days! Plus, the Bull Demon King's secret stash of money!

That night.

The GDP of Heaven was artificially inflated by a whole daily limit because of a few lipsticks that cost only a few dozen yuan each.

Meanwhile, at Base 001.

Chen Xi looked at the god-level resources that were about to be in his hands, his eyes flashing with a crazy light.

He turned to Li Guobang, who was completely bewildered and couldn't understand what was going on, and said:

"Old Li, stop standing there."

"Notify the engineering department to prepare for the construction of the new factory."

Li Guobang asked instinctively, "What are you going to produce this time? Lipstick again?"

Chen Xi shook his finger and pointed to the sky.

"Lipstick is just a stepping stone."

"This time, we might have to produce some... Gatling guns for gods."

"After all, if you're wearing makeup, you need something for self-defense, right?"