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Chen Xi recently discovered that the tone of the Heavenly Court chat group has changed.

In the past, people were either discussing philosophy or sending emojis in group chats.

But ever since that day when he accidentally shared a clip of a "Paris Fashion Week" video from the mortal world.

The female divers in the group went wild.

Those fairies and enchantresses who were usually pure and abstinent suddenly burst forth with a passion that terrified Chen Xi.

Especially the account with seven colorful avatars – [Seven Fairies of the Spider Cave].

【Da Zhu'er】: @Chen Xi, what is that lipstick on the mortal woman's lips in that video? Why is it so strikingly red? It's even redder than eating human hearts and livers?

[Wu Zhu'er]: That bag! That little square bag with the chain! I want it! The leather looks like ancient lizard skin, I really like it!

【Seven Spiders】: Hey bro, where can I watch that thing called "live stream"? I also want to see that guy shouting "Buy it, buy it!"

Chen Xi held his phone, looking at the screen full of "requests for links," and a playful smile appeared on his lips.

Business opportunities.

Huge, multi-dimensional business opportunities.

"Dr. Su."

Chen Xi turned to look at Su Qingge, who was debugging equipment in the laboratory.

"If I could obtain a material that's ten thousand times faster than current fiber optic transmission and has built-in bioelectric sensing capabilities, could I make it work?"

Su Qingge didn't even raise her head, and gave a cold laugh.

"Are you dreaming? That's a bio-superconducting material from science fiction; it doesn't exist on Earth."

"What if it's not from Earth?"

Su Qingge paused, then suddenly looked up, her eyes instantly turning fervent.

"You mean...?"

Chen Xi didn't answer, but just lowered his head, his fingers flying across the screen.

He did not reply directly to the female demons.

Instead, it opened the group's backend permission settings.

[Ding! The group owner has enabled the "screen mirroring" function.]

[Ding! The group owner has launched the "Nantianmen Shopping Agent Mini Program".]

Chen Xi didn't give them full access to the internet; that would be suicidal.

He simply set up a "regional network," and the content was all carefully selected by him.

Li Jiaqi's live stream replay.

Product recommendation notes on Xiaohongshu.

There are also haute couture shows by major luxury brands.

After doing all this, Chen Xi sent a message in the group chat.

[Chen Xi]: Sisters, all the good things in the mortal world can be found here.

[Chen Xi]: But since currency doesn't work in the mortal world, we... will barter.

A stone stirred up a thousand waves.

For the next three hours, the Spider Cave turned into a sea of ​​screams.

The seven spider demons watched as the man named Li Jiaqi tried out different lipsticks on his arm.

"Oh my god! This color is so beautiful!"

"Buy it! You have to buy it!"

This mesmerizing voice instantly shattered the fairies' psychological defenses.

For thousands of years, they have worn gauze that they spun themselves. Although the material was top-notch, the style was... just a few ribbons fluttering around.

Where have you ever seen such diverse and ingenious designs in the mortal world?

[Da Zhu'er]: @Chen Xi, I want that "Diao Pai" 999 True Red! One hundred of them!

[Chen Xi]: Sister, you're so generous. However, logistics in the mortal realm are expensive, and this lipstick is a rare find…

[Big Spider]: Enough nonsense! What do you want? I can't steal the peaches of immortality, and I don't have any golden pills, but my Spider Cave has plenty of silk!

Right in the middle.

Chen Xi took a sip of tea and slowly started typing.

【Chen Xi】: I want silk.

[Chen Xi]: But I don't want ordinary silk. I want the kind that... has good conductivity, is thin enough, and preferably can carry divine thoughts.

[Big Spider]: Hey! I thought it was some kind of treasure! Sisters, ugh!

Inside the Spider Cave.

Seven stunningly beautiful women sat cross-legged in the cave, completely disregarding their image.

While keeping an eye on the "live broadcast screen" floating in the air, he frantically channeled his demonic power.

Their navels... no, their fingertips, emitted transparent threads that were almost invisible to the naked eye.

These threads gleamed with a faint blue light, a sign that demonic power had been condensed to its extreme.

To get a new lipstick.

To get that bag with the logo.

These reclusive female demons, who hadn't left their caves for thousands of years, put in the same effort they had when they captured Tang Sanzang.

"Old Li!"

Chen Xi put down his phone and called out towards the door.

"Get ready to receive the package."

"Also, go and buy back every single limited edition lipstick on the market."

"Also, inform Su Qingge to prepare a new laboratory."

Li Guobang pushed open the door and came in, looking completely bewildered.

"Another lab to build? What's the project this time?"

"Textiles".

Chen Xi smiled, but his eyes were frighteningly bright.

"We need to knit a new sweater for the country's chip industry."

Ten minutes later.

A huge package appeared out of thin air on the teleportation platform of Base 001.

The package was wrapped in some kind of huge, unidentified leaf, emitting a faint, sweet-smelling, fishy odor.

Wearing protective gloves, Su Qingge carefully cut open the package.

A ball of thread, resembling clouds and mist and shimmering with blue light, flowed out.

It's too light.

So light it seems weightless, floating in the air.

Su Qingge picked one up and placed it under the microscope.

next second.

Her uncontrollable screams echoed throughout the laboratory.

"This...this structure..."

"Single-molecule arrangement! Perfect crystal structure!"

"Conductivity...infinite?!"

Su Qingge turned around abruptly, staring intently at Chen Xi as if he were a monster.

"Chen Xi! What is this?!"

"If this were used to make chip interconnects, Moore's Law would be completely overturned!"

"Our quantum computer... is saved!"

Chen Xi calmly blew away the foam from the teacup.

"Don't get excited."

"This is just a deposit."

He pointed to the profile picture on his phone screen that was still flashing wildly.

"As long as they keep shopping online."

"This material is plentiful."

Li Guobang stood aside, looking at the priceless "silk".

Then he glanced at Chen Xi's shrewd businessman expression.

The old general suddenly realized that his previous understanding of the "trade war" was still too superficial.

This is not trade.

This is clearly using cheap, industrial-grade lipstick to fleece consumers!

And it's so good that even the gods are willing to take advantage of it, exclaiming "It's so delicious!"