I accidentally joined a group of charlatans, so I immediately called the police and handed it over t

Chen Xi was left out in the cold for two whole days.

During those forty-eight hours, the Heavenly Court chat group was as lively as a vegetable market.

Nezha received the "Optimus Prime" right arm from Chen Xi and was so excited that he flew around the East China Sea several times. He even used the mechanical arm to tickle the Dragon King's third son, which scared the Dragon Palace so much that it almost had to move.

Lei Gong received a figure of Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones. Although he complained that the dragon was too fake, he immediately sent Chen Xi a miniature version of the "Five Thunderbolts Experience Card".

Even Chang'e, who has been diving into the moon for millennia, received a set of Estée Lauder Advanced Night Repair serums from Chen Xi and sent a shy emoji.

Only Erlang Shen's place was deathly silent.

Chen Xi acted as if he had suddenly forgotten about this person.

There was no private message or mentioning of him in the group.

Even the local specialties that were promised were not shipped.

This is called scarcity marketing.

The more you fawn over a proud deity like Yang Jian, the more he'll suspect you have ulterior motives.

You have to make him wait.

Let him watch others receive gifts, giving him the illusion that "I've been forgotten."

Let his dog wear down his patience first.

Drain the estuary.

The atmosphere has been a bit depressing these past two days.

The grass-root gods walked very quietly, afraid of offending the True Lord.

Yang Jian sat on the divine throne, his face grim.

He held a military treatise in his hand, but didn't turn a single page for a long time.

The celestial dog at my feet is drooling more than just.

It started rubbing against Yang Jian's legs, occasionally letting out those extremely aggrieved "woof woof" sounds.

It watched as Nezha showed off his mecha in the group chat.

I saw Yutu posting pictures of carrots in the group chat.

What about its beef?

What about its spa?

That human liar! What happened to your filial piety?!

The resentful look in Xiaotianquan's eyes made Yang Jian feel like he was sitting on pins and needles.

When has he, the dignified Erlang Shen Zhenjun, ever suffered such injustice?

How could I be stood up by a mere mortal?

He picked up his phone several times, wanting to question Chen Xi.

But his arrogance made him lower his hand.

If he were to ask proactively, wouldn't it seem like he cares about that little bit of dog food?

Wouldn't that make Erlang Shen look like a glutton?

No! Absolutely not!

Just when Yang Jian was about to be so annoyed by the Celestial Dog that he wanted to stew it.

"Ding!"

A notification sound as beautiful as heavenly music rang out.

Yang Jian checked his phone almost instantly.

【Chen Xi】：@Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun.

[Chen Xi]: My Lord, please forgive me!

[Chen Xi]: The logistics in the mortal realm have been congested these past two days, and in addition, I went out of my way to find some herbs that are good for the divine dog's fur, which has delayed me.

[Chen Xi]: I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, True Lord.

The stepping stone has been provided.

The reasons are also quite valid.

The anger in Yang Jian's heart instantly subsided by half.

But he still had to maintain a facade.

[Erlang Manifests True Lord]: It's alright. I have abstained from grains for many years and do not care about the desires of the palate.

[Erlang Manifests True Lord]: It's just that Xiaotian is a little restless.

Chen Xi laughed until her stomach hurt when she saw the reply.

He shifted the blame to the dog; the True Lord is indeed a man of principle.

[Chen Xi]: Yes, yes, yes, the divine dog is very intelligent.

[Chen Xi]: This is a small gift prepared by the junior, nothing more.

[Ding! Chen Xi sent a special red envelope to Erlang Shen.]

A flash of light.

A whole bunch of things appeared out of thin air in the main hall of the Zhenjun Temple.

It's not some divine weapon or magical artifact, nor is it any secret martial arts manual.

It's all... dog supplies.

A ton of top-quality, vacuum-packed freeze-dried beef liver and venison exudes an enticing aroma.

A complete set of pet grooming tools, from diamond-encrusted nail clippers to imported detangling combs, is available.

There was even a huge, soft memory foam doghouse.

The most outrageous.

There was also a bottle of shower gel labeled "Pantene Pet Special - Smooth and Glossy Black".

The Celestial Hound has gone mad.

With a howl, it pounced into the pile of freeze-dried food, chewing it greedily, its tail wagging like a propeller.

That crispy texture and that rich meaty aroma instantly won over this big black dog that had eaten bland soup for thousands of years.

Really fragrant!

Yang Jian's lips twitched as he looked at his beloved dog's clueless expression.

He casually picked up the bottle of shower gel and smelled it.

A faint, pleasant fragrance.

It's much more pleasant than the lingering sandalwood scent of the heavens.

He scanned the doghouse with his divine sense.

soft.

It's really soft.

It's much more comfortable than his hard, unyielding throne.

"This mortal... does have a heart."

At this moment, a corner of Yang Jian's defenses crumbled.

It's not because the items are particularly valuable.

It's because of this "meticulousness".

Chen Xi didn't give him anything; everything was for the dog.

This made Yang Jian realize that this person genuinely respected him and his dog, rather than simply trying to get something in return.

This is called "taking a roundabout approach to achieve one's goals".

My phone vibrated.

[Chen Xi]: My Lord, that shower gel is specially made. After using it, the divine dog's fur will be as shiny as silk.

[Chen Xi]: If you take him out for a walk, he will definitely be the most handsome boy in Heaven.

[Chen Xi]: As for that cultivation technique...

Chen Xi did not continue speaking.

He is waiting.

Waiting for Yang Jian's "return gift".

Yang Jian looked at the Howling Celestial Dog rolling around in the pile of snacks, and then at the still-flashing message.

Cannibals are soft and short.

This is a truth that even gods cannot escape.

Yang Jian was a man of integrity throughout his life, and he never owed anyone any debts of karma.

If you accept such a generous gift and then try to hide it, that would truly be petty.

[Erlang Manifests the Holy True Lord]: ...

[Erlang Manifests True Lord]: Enough.

【Erlang Manifests His Divine Power】: For the sake of Xiaotian's fondness.

[Ding! Erlang Shenzhenjun has sent you "Meishan Body Strengthening Techniques (Part 2: Qi Circulation)".]

【Erlang Manifests His Holy Spirit】: This is the method of cultivating Qi.

【Erlang Manifests the Holy True Lord】: Combined with the first three forms, it can protect the heart meridian and prevent people from dying from practicing it.

[Erlang Manifests the True Lord]: As for the next part...

Yang Jian sent a "cool and aloof" emoji.

[Erlang Manifests True Lord]: Wait until you can serve Xiaotian even more comfortably than you are now before we talk.

Chen Xi looked at the red envelope, and a smile spread across her face.

It became.

This is hardly the act of serving a dog.

This is clearly the key to unlocking the heart of this war god.

"Old Li!"

Chen Xi grabbed the teacup on the table and slammed it against the air with a show of bravado.

"Pass down the word, military boxing has been upgraded."

"in addition……"

Chen Xi stared at the aloof avatar on the screen, his eyes gleaming.

"Go find me the best pet nutritionist."

"I want to make sure that dog can't live without our special supplies."

"As long as the dog keeps eating, this True Lord will not escape our grasp."