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The mortal realm was thrown into chaos by that thunderbolt, while the bigwigs in the White House were still racking their brains trying to come up with an excuse.

And at the source of this storm—Chen Xi's phone.

The chat group that connects to the Thirty-Three Heavens is also extremely lively at this moment, even more explosive than the public opinion field in the mortal world.

Chen Xi leaned back on the cold, rhenium-gold throne, in a very good mood, and sent the edited mosquito-killing video with rousing background music to the group file.

The video was intentionally edited with slow motion.

It clearly shows how the F-35 fighter jet, amidst purple-gold lightning, instantly decomposes, vaporizes, and finally turns into a wisp of smoke from a complete industrial creation.

The visual impact is off the charts.

After posting the video, he specifically tagged the person in question, who has a fiery temper.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: @Lei Gong, sir, thank you for not failing my mission.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: These two reckless iron mosquitoes have been completely purified by your divine power.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Not even a trace is left, truly achieving a return to nature, environmentally friendly and pollution-free.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: I've already had this video spread to every corner of the world. I'd like to see if that company called Marvel will dare to film your image again.

The group was silent for about three seconds.

Clearly, the gods, who are usually high above the world, are watching with bated breath the video that is enough to overturn the worldview of mortals.

Three seconds later.

That familiar avatar was flashing wildly, and Lei Gong's messages were flooding the screen like a machine gun.

[Thunder God]: Hahahaha! That's great! That's great!!

[Lei Gong]: (Laughing emoji) x10

[Lei Gong]: (Voiceover) "This is true thunder magic! This is true destruction! Did you all see it? Those purple arcs of electricity, those perfect zigzag lines! This is art! This is the aesthetics of divine punishment!"

The unrestrained laughter in the voice message made Chen Xi's phone buzz loudly.

[Lei Gong]: What kind of bullshit F-35 is this? What kind of earthly divine weapon is this?

[Lei Gong]: Before my Nine Heavens Responding Thunder Formation, it's as brittle as paper!

[Lei Gong]: I haven't even exerted my full power yet; I've only let out a tiny bit of spiritual energy, and they've already collapsed!

Even through the screen, Chen Xi could feel the old immortal's smugness.

It was a kind of ultimate "Versailles" that had been suppressed for a long time and finally found its place in the professional field.

The other members of the group were also stunned by the video and started commenting.

[Venus]: Tsk tsk tsk, Lei Gong's move is indeed quite domineering. This power is probably too much even for an ordinary Nascent Soul cultivator to withstand.

[Wenquxingjun]: Although the methods were a bit crude, the lighting effects... are indeed much more stunning than those movie special effects.

[Wenquxingjun]: Especially the last one, piercing through the clouds and mist, has a bit of the artistic conception of "parting the clouds and mist to see the blue sky", wonderful, wonderful.

[God of Wealth Zhao Gongming]: @Lei Gong, Old Lei, when you fired that shot, didn't you burn all the merit and golden light? The cost-effectiveness is a bit low.

[Pigsy]: @Thunder God, Monkey King said your lightning strike was a bit off-target. If he were to strike, one blow would capsize the entire boat.

[Thunder God]: What does that damned monkey know! This is called precision strike! This is called micro-management! Doesn't he even know what a surgical strike is?!

Just as the immortals were praising him and the Thunder God was feeling like he was floating on air.

A profile picture with flame effects suddenly popped up, its tone filled with undisguised sourness.

Nezha: Tch~

【Nezha】: Isn't it just because thunder magic is naturally able to suppress metal? What's so great about that?

【Nezha】: This is only at sea. If it were my Hun Tian Ling, I could stir up the sea and create a huge tsunami for them!

【Nezha】: @Newcomer reporting in, please protect me, hey, Chen Xi, you're too biased, aren't you?

【Nezha】: Why only vindicate that old man Lei Gong? My image has been ruined by those movies too!

【Nezha】: That movie, "Ne Zha," made me look like a smoky, non-mainstream person with dark circles under my eyes, like I hadn't slept! Don't I have any dignity? I want to fight for my rights! I want to show my true divine power!

Chen Xi looked at the screen, raising an eyebrow slightly.

coming.

He felt nothing at all; in fact, he almost wanted to laugh.

Even immortals, after living for a long time, only have this competitive and ambitious spirit left.

It's not the gods causing trouble that's scary, it's the gods having no needs.

As long as you have a competitive spirit, that's a never-ending source of resources.

Chen Xi replied immediately, his tone as sincere as a top salesperson.

[Newcomer reporting in, please protect me]: Third Prince, please calm down, please calm down.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: You've misunderstood, I've always had you in my heart.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: There are definitely opportunities, but we need to consider the right timing, location, and people.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: This time, the Thunder God just happened to be in the right place at the right time, with some foolish iron bird flying in the sky. Next time, if anyone dares to provoke us in the water, I will definitely call upon your Universe-Binding Ribbon and Fire-Tipped Spear to come out of the mountains immediately, and I guarantee the scene will be even bigger than this!

After comforting Nezha, Chen Xi changed the subject and looked at Lei Gong again.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Grandpa Thor, now that this video is viral, your title of "Official Thor" is now firmly established.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: But...

[Thunder God]: But what? Speak your mind! I'm in a good mood right now!

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: After watching the video, everyone is in awe of your miraculous feat. Now the entire internet is asking for figurines of this "minefield".

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Some people even want to bring your statue home to worship, saying it will ward off evil spirits.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Could you authorize me to make some "Thunder God-themed" pendants? Or perhaps those "lightning strike amulets" with your chibi-style portrait printed on them?

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Of course, we need to design it to be more dignified, preferably the kind that's shiny with gold.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: This can be considered as making your incense burn even brighter in the mortal world.

This is Chen Xi's true purpose.

Whether it's rhenium or thunder arrays, they are national treasures and cannot be shown to the public lightly.

But "influence" can be monetized.

Upon hearing the words "incense offerings," Lei Gong could no longer remain seated.

What do immortals cultivate? Isn't it just a breath of air and a thought?

Being worshipped by mortals is a great tonic!

[Thunder God]: Granted!

[Thunder God]: All are permitted!

[Thunder God]: Do whatever you want! Just don't make me look ugly!

[Lei Gong]: However...

Chen Xi's heart skipped a beat: "What are your requirements?"

[Thunder God]: You have to give me a share of the profits!

[Lei Gong]: I've heard that Game of Thrones is pretty good, and it even has dragons? I want to get the highest tier membership, the kind with subtitles!

[Lei Gong]: I'm going to go and critique whether that dragon's fire-breathing posture is correct! And while I'm at it, I'll send out a few golden, glittering bullet comments to show them what a real dragon is!

Chen Xi couldn't help but laugh out loud when he saw the message.

He laughed like a fox that had just stolen a chicken.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Deal.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Not only will you be a member, but I will also arrange an exclusive "Mother of Dragons" skin for you, plus 100,000 custom "Purple Gold Divine Thunder" bullet comments, guaranteeing you will be the only one in the group.

Putting down his phone, Chen Xi looked out the window of the command center.

The storm in the East China Sea has subsided.

But an even bigger "commercial storm" sweeping across heaven and earth has only just begun.

Li Guobang walked in carrying a thermos. When he saw Chen Xi's familiar, chilling smile, he couldn't help but shudder.

"What are you thinking about now?"

Chen Xi didn't answer, but instead stroked his chin and looked at the distant southern sea area on the command center's large screen, a glint of light flashing in his eyes.

"Does Nezha want to stir up the sea?"

"It's not that it's impossible..."

"After all, there seem to be some unruly little fish and shrimp there that need to be cleaned up."