I couldn't take it anymore; when I went home for Chinese New Year, the family genealogy book ha

"Don't talk nonsense again, what dragon-slaying sword?"

Wang Xiuying didn't take her son's words seriously, thinking he was just trying to cheer her up. She waved her hand and sulked to herself.

Jiang Chen didn't offer any further explanation.

He turned around and went back to his room, slamming the door shut.

Action is always the best comfort.

Jiang Chen logged into his Taobao account skillfully, without searching aimlessly for common equipment like dance shoes or fans.

Even if you buy the most expensive ones, you're still just playing by Wang Cuihua's rules.

What Jiang Chen needs to do is overturn the table and redefine the rules!

His fingers flew across the keyboard, and he directly entered several domineering keywords into the search box.

[High-powered, subwoofer, outdoor portable design, mobile LED display, disco speaker]

Press Enter!

On the screen, a whole bunch of giant speakers with bizarre shapes and cyberpunk style instantly popped up.

Jiang Chen's gaze swept quickly over the flashy pictures.

"King of 100-Person Dance," "Tomahawk Cruise Missile," "Village Disco Nuclear Weapon"...

Jiang Chen almost burst out laughing at the names that were bursting with chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur).

He eventually set his sights on a speaker with the most extravagant features and the highest sales volume.

That thing, its design is just like a robot that can transform at any time. It is completely black, covered with various knobs and interfaces, and has a huge bass unit on the front, which is more than 20 inches in size. It is also surrounded by a ring of colorful LED running lights.

The product description features a slogan written in bold red font.

"A single DJ track blared throughout the entire village, causing chaos for miles around!"

"Okay! That's it!"

A satisfied smile curved the corners of Jiang Chen's mouth.

He went straight to the product page, too lazy to even look at the parameters, and scrolled to the bottom to select the top-of-the-line "aircraft carrier version".

This version is said to have a built-in high-capacity lithium battery that can play continuously for twelve hours, and it also comes with two wireless microphones, so you can turn on the KTV mode anytime, anywhere.

Price: 8888 yuan.

"add to the cart!"

With the sound system, this "killer app," sorted out, the next step is to upgrade the software.

Jiang Chen knew that if only his mother dressed up in such a glamorous way, she was fighting alone and would easily become the target of everyone's attacks.

If we're going to do something, we have to do something big and build up our own team!

He re-entered the keywords into the search box.

[Square dance team uniforms, high-end custom-made]

Soon, a top-performing store with monthly sales exceeding 10,000 appeared before us.

Jiang Chen opened the customer service chat window and his fingers clattered on the keyboard.

"Hello, I want to order a batch of square dance team uniforms."

Customer service replied instantly: "Hi, how many sets do you need? What are your style and fabric requirements?"

Jiang Chen: "Ten sets. The fabric must be the best in your store, the kind with a slight sheen that reflects light. The style must be the most figure-flattering and flattering, and the color must be the most elegant and festive Chinese red."

Customer service: "Okay, dear, ten sets, right? We'll recommend some of the most popular ones to you right away."

Jiang Chen interrupted her: "Wait."

Customer service: "Hi, is there anything else you need?"

Jiang Chen's lips curled into a cunning smile as he slowly typed out a line of text.

"Oh, there are eleven people in our dance team, so just make me ten sets."

"Our captain has her own special battle uniform; she doesn't need ours."

This is a drastic and insidious attack!

He deliberately wanted everyone to know that this new team uniform didn't include the domineering "Empress Dowager in the Center" Wang Cuihua!

The next day, Wang Xiuying appeared with ten team members dressed in matching red uniforms, while Wang Cuihua, still wearing her old clothes, was left standing alone on the sidelines.

The scene itself is spectacular, just imagining it is enough to make one's heart flutter.

Although the customer service representative didn't understand the intricacies of the situation, the customer is always right, so she immediately replied, "Okay, dear, no problem at all! Ten sets, I'll arrange expedited customization for you right away!"

With the team outfits sorted out, it's finally time to give "Empress" her "King of Glory skin".

Jiang Chen's gaze swept across the dazzling array of product pages once again.

His requirements were simple: elegance, luxury, and an imposing presence!

Soon, a red velvet cheongsam with handmade Suzhou embroidery caught his eye.

Those clothes weren't the cheap, mass-produced items you find on the market.

Made entirely of top-grade gold velvet fabric, it gleams with a soft and noble luster under the light.

The collar and cuffs are embroidered with exquisite phoenix patterns by hand in gold thread, which is intricate and elegant.

The entire cheongsam, from its cut to its workmanship, exudes the style of a socialite and noblewoman from old Shanghai.

"That's it!"

Jiang Chen did not hesitate and chose the most expensive size.

Price: 12888 yuan.

"add to the cart!"

Having a cheongsam alone is not enough.

In the dead of winter, when dancing at night, you always need something to wear over your cheongsam.

Jiang Chen's search became more precise.

[Faux mink fur, white, elegant, shawl]

A long white faux mink shawl that looked incredibly luxurious immediately stood out.

The fluffy texture and the pure white color, when draped over the body.

She's exactly like a wealthy socialite straight out of a movie.

Price: 5888 yuan.

"add to the cart!"

Finally, Jiang Chen carefully paired the shoes with a pair of genuine leather dance shoes specially designed for middle-aged and elderly people, with soft soles and inlaid with rhinestones, and a dance fan made of peacock feathers with jade inlaid on the handle.

They went all out on the act, armed to the teeth!

After selecting all the items, Jiang Chen opened the shopping cart.

Sound system, team uniforms, cheongsams, shawls, dance shoes, feather fans...

All things considered, the final amount spent came to a figure that he was very satisfied with.

Total: 29999 yuan

"Pay!"

Jiang Chen clicked the payment button without hesitation.

He specifically instructed all the merchants to choose the most expensive SF Express express air freight service, paying double the shipping fee, only requiring that it be delivered before tomorrow afternoon!

After finishing all this, Jiang Chen stretched and leaned back in his comfortable gaming chair.

He didn't even check if the system had notified him of any rebates.

Because he knew that the system would not be stingy with this expense, which was intended to maintain his mother's dignity and happiness.

Right now, all he can think about is what will happen when these "Dragon-Slaying Swords" parachute into Jiangjia Village.

What color will that arrogant Wang Cuihua's beautiful face turn?