I became a movie star at the age of three; Dilraba and I are childhood sweethearts.
Chapter 320 What kind of method is this?
Mei Yanfang took the little boy's hand and was about to leave.
"Come on! Take us to them! We'll go find their parents and teachers and get some justice!"
Andy Lau and Leslie Cheung also looked indignant, clearly showing their support.
Xiao Chen stopped her.
"Sister Mei, wait a minute."
All eyes were on him.
"It's no use talking to parents and teachers about this kind of thing."
Xiao Chen's expression was calm, but his words were very realistic.
"If talking to parents and teachers were really helpful, there wouldn't be so many cases of escalating school bullying in the world."
His words silenced everyone.
Yes, often, adult intervention not only fails to solve the problem, but may also lead to even more severe retaliation against the bullied child.
Zhang Xueyou asked, puzzled.
"Then... what should we do? We can't just let it go like this, can we?"
Xiao Chen's lips suddenly curled into a wicked smile. He squatted down and looked the little boy named Tie Zhu at eye level.
In the sunlight, his flawless face beamed with a smile that was both radiant and alluring.
"Tiezhu, right?"
The little boy nodded blankly.
Xiao Chen leaned close to his ear and lowered his voice, as if he were imparting some peerless martial arts secret.
"Brother will teach you a trick, a move that will defeat your enemy in one strike."
"From now on, if anyone hits you again, you should... pull down their pants."
Tie Zhu was stunned, and so were all the big stars behind him.
"what?"
Pull down...pull down your pants?
What kind of operation is this?
Looking into Tie Zhu's large, questioning eyes, Xiao Chen continued to patiently guide him.
"Think about it, you're small, you definitely can't beat him in a fight."
"But pulling down pants doesn't require much strength; you just need to catch people off guard."
"If you pull his pants down in front of everyone, does he have to pull them up first?"
"Once he pulls up his pants, he can't hit you anymore, right?"
Tie Zhu's eyes slowly brightened; it seemed... to make some sense?
He asked uncertainly, his voice trembling with tears.
"What if... then he pulls up his pants and tries to hit me?"
Xiao Chen smiled like a fox who had just stolen some fish.
"Then let's keep digging!"
"If once doesn't work, try twice; if twice doesn't work, try three times!"
"Every time he hits you, you pull down his pants!"
"It's best to do it in front of the whole school, especially the girls!"
"Strip him until he instinctively clutches his belt the moment he sees you, strip him until he's traumatized, then see if he dares to bully you again!"
These shocking remarks left all the adults present speechless.
Leslie Cheung stared in disbelief, Anita Mui's mouth hung open, and Andy Lau and Cheung Hok-yau exchanged bewildered glances, their faces filled with shock and disbelief.
Only Dilraba, after her initial surprise, burst out laughing.
She knows Xiao Chen too well.
This guy's brain circuits are always different from normal people's; he can always come up with some strange yet seemingly effective tricks.
The little boy named Tiezhu had completely stopped crying.
His eyes seemed to sparkle with stars; that light was a sudden realization of the "peerless secret manual" and an infinite longing for a future "counterattack".
He felt that the older brother in front of him, who was even more handsome than a celestial being, was simply a god who had come to save him!
"Thank you, brother! I understand!"
Tie Zhu suddenly stood up, bowed deeply to Xiao Chen, and then turned around.
Like a small cannonball fired from a gun, it ran proudly and arrogantly towards the village.
That figure, devoid of any trace of its previous cowardice and grievances, was filled with a resolute determination to accomplish something great.
Watching Tie Zhu's departing figure, the guests behind him finally recovered from their shock.
Then, they all burst into a thunderous laugh.
Andy Lau laughed so hard he couldn't stand up straight, pointing at Xiao Chen with tears welling up in his eyes.
"Hahahaha! Xiao Chen! You're so mean!"
Zhang Xueyou was also laughing so hard he was doubled over, shaking his head as he laughed.
"I've seen it all now, this move... this move is truly... amazing!"
"This is a complete stunt!"
Anita Mui laughed so hard she was shaking, leaning against Leslie Cheung, breathless.
"Oh my god... I'm dying of laughter... pulling down pants... How could he even think of that..."
Although Leslie Cheung was smiling, his eyes held more of a helpless indulgence.
He looked at Xiao Chen as if to say: You, you always do things so unpredictably.
This little incident allowed the two Heavenly Kings, who were initially a bit reserved, to completely relax.
They found the show, the team, and especially the young man named Xiao Chen to be incredibly interesting.
After this little incident, everyone returned to the Mushroom House, laughing and joking.
With some time before dinner, Xiao Chen volunteered to prepare lunch.
Considering that there might be physical work in the afternoon, he didn't make anything too complicated, just a few simple home-style dishes.
Stir-fried tomatoes and eggs, shredded pork with green peppers, Mapo tofu, and a seaweed and egg drop soup.
Although simple, each dish was made to look, smell, and taste delicious by Xiao Chen, the "God of Cookery," making everyone's mouths water.
At the dinner table, everyone was still discussing the feasibility of the "pull down pants" tactic with great interest.
"Honestly, I think this trick might actually work."
Andy Lau picked up a piece of Mapo Tofu with his chopsticks, hissing and laughing from the spiciness, but he couldn't stop eating it.
"You can't reason with those little tyrants, and you can't beat them in a fight."
"We have to use this method to embarrass him; winning him over psychologically is the best approach!"
Zhang Xueyou wholeheartedly agreed.
"That's right."
"Psychological attacks are more effective than physical attacks."
Listening to the two superstars' professional analysis, Anita Mui and Leslie Cheung nodded thoughtfully.
After lunch, everyone rested in the yard for a while.
The production crew finally appeared and began announcing the afternoon's tasks.
The director announced through a megaphone,
"Welcome, teachers, to the beautiful Xishuangbanna."
"From today onwards, our main task at Mushroom House will no longer be planting trees."
"Oh? What's that?"
"According to the agricultural calendar in Xishuangbanna, it's currently rice planting season. So, everyone's main task this afternoon is—rice planting!"
The director pointed to a patch of watery rice paddies not far away.
"We will exchange the amount of rice seedlings everyone planted for tonight's ingredients."
The rules are similar to before, only the tasks have changed.
For celebrities who live in the city year-round.
"Rice planting" is undoubtedly a new and challenging term.
Dilraba looked excited.
"Planting rice seedlings? That sounds like a lot of fun!"
Andy Lau and Cheung Hok-yau looked troubled, exchanged a glance, and both saw the "it's all over" in each other's eyes.
Xiao Chen didn't care much. In his previous life, when he was an extra, he had done all kinds of farm work.
After everyone changed into the special field clothes and water shoes provided by the production team, they all looked somewhat comical.
Xiao Chen walked to the edge of the field first, a relaxed smile on his face.
"Let's go, let's experience life!"
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