I became a movie star at the age of three; Dilraba and I are childhood sweethearts.

"Auntie, it's like this. We just happened to run into your grandson on the street."

He paused, his gaze sweeping over the bewildered Er Gouzi, his eyes filled with "admiration" and "praise".

"After observing him closely, I realized this child... is extraordinary!"

"He is exceptionally intelligent, with a unique physique, and his eyes reveal a tenacity and spirit beyond his years."

What does this mean?

"This shows that the child is naturally intelligent and has great potential!"

Xiao Chen spoke with such conviction and sincerity that no one could doubt him.

"If—and I mean if—this child could be properly nurtured, his future achievements would be absolutely limitless!"

"Bringing honor to the family and making a fortune—that's all a sure thing!"

"boom!"

These words were like a thunderclap, exploding in Aunt Li's mind.

She stared blankly at her grandson, Er Gouzi, who usually only played in the mud, had a runny nose, and ran around in open-crotch pants.

It was impossible to connect him with the "gifted" and "promising talent" that Xiao Chen had described.

but!

Who said this?

It's Xiao Chen!

He's that big star who won an Oscar and a Grammy Award, and is famous all over the world!

She's seen more of the world and met more people than she's ever tasted salt!

Xiao Chen said her grandson has supernatural powers, then her grandson absolutely has supernatural powers!

How could this be fake?

In an instant, Aunt Li's eyes lit up!

That light was brighter than a 1,000-watt light bulb!

She was so excited that her lips were trembling, and she grabbed Xiao Chen's arm.

"Really? Xiao Chen! Are you telling the truth?"

"My son... is he really that successful?"

Xiao Chen nodded heavily.

"Absolutely true."

His expression was as serious as if he were signing a contract worth tens of billions.

"Auntie, I never lie."

Aunt Li was so excited she almost jumped up.

"Oh my God! Our ancestral graves are emitting auspicious smoke!"

The way she looked at Er Gouzi instantly changed from "brat" to "hope for the future".

"Then... Xiao Chen, please tell Auntie, how should we train him?"

The fish has taken the bait.

A sly smile flashed deep in Xiao Chen's eyes, but his face still maintained a sincere expression of concern for the other party.

"It's very simple."

He said slowly.

"I think this child is about the right age to start primary school, isn't he?"

Aunt Li nodded repeatedly, like a chick pecking at rice.

"Yes, yes, yes, you'll be six years old after the New Year, and it'll be time for you to go to school."

Xiao Chen's tone became earnest and meaningful.

"Then we can't let him keep going on like this."

"The growth of a genius requires the nourishment of hard work."

"If you want to succeed in the future, you have to win at the starting line!"

"From now on, we must make him study hard and improve every day!"

"Ideally, we could let him learn all the courses from elementary school to middle school in advance! To lay a solid foundation!"

"puff--!"

Standing behind Xiao Chen, Dilraba couldn't help but burst out laughing.

She quickly covered her mouth with her hand, but the uncontrollable laughter still leaked out through her fingers.

My goodness! Xiao Chen is too ruthless!

She originally thought that Xiao Chen would at most scare the little brat and get his parents to teach him a lesson.

To my utter surprise, he actually pulled off this drastic move!

How can a four- or five-year-old child learn all the courses of elementary, middle, and high school ahead of time?

This...this is a million times more painful than getting beaten up!

This isn't nurturing geniuses, it's clearly killing childhood!

Sha Yi, standing next to him, was also stunned. He grinned at the camera, making exaggerated mouth movements as if he were speaking silently.

"That's terrible! That's terrible!"

"To kill without leaving a trace!"

Only Aunt Li was completely unaware of the seriousness of the problem.

She nodded repeatedly as she listened, feeling that every word Xiao Chen spoke was full of wisdom.

"Yes, yes, yes! We need to study hard! But... but we don't know how to teach us!"

Aunt Li looked troubled.

Xiao Chen immediately gave him a reliable smile that said, "Leave it to me."

"Don't worry, ma'am."

"Now that I've encountered such a promising talent, I certainly can't just stand by and watch him be overlooked."

"I will definitely help you train him well!"

He patted his chest and made a grand promise.

"How about tomorrow?"

"At the latest, by tomorrow afternoon, I will have someone send a batch... um, a batch of 'Genius Enlightenment Workbooks' to the village."

"From Chinese and math to English, physics, and chemistry, it has everything!"

"Starting tomorrow, don't let him do anything."

"My daily task is to stay home and do my homework! I'm not allowed to eat or sleep until I finish!"

Xiao Chen's voice was strong and resonant, filled with an unquestionable sense of authority.

Even the usually composed Anita Mui and Leslie Cheung couldn't hold back anymore.

They exchanged a glance, both seeing suppressed laughter in each other's eyes. They desperately turned their faces away, but their shoulders trembled uncontrollably.

Xiao Chen is such a wicked guy!

That's so mean!

Our "superpower" Er Gouzi, although he didn't quite understand what the "workbook" was, could tell from the sympathetic looks of his older brothers and sisters around him.

And in the phrase "You're not allowed to eat until you finish writing," he instinctively sensed a tremendous malice from the future.

He froze completely, forgetting even to cry, staring blankly at Xiao Chen, his small eyes filled with immense fear.

Aunt Li was extremely grateful. She excitedly took Er Gouzi's hand and bowed repeatedly to Xiao Chen.

"Oh my! Xiao Chen! You're truly a great benefactor to our family! You're such a kind person!"

She shook her grandson's arm hard and said sternly.

"Er Gouzi! Did you hear me?! You're not allowed to run around outside anymore!"

"Stay home and study! Quickly! Tell me right now, thank you, Brother Xiao Chen!"

Er Gouzi was shaken so badly by his grandma that he looked at the "good guy" in front of him who was smiling like a fox, pouted, and almost burst into tears.

Under his grandmother's stern gaze, he could only reluctantly squeeze out a few words in a tearful, childish voice:

"Thank...thank you...Brother Xiao Chen..."

Seeing this scene, this dramatic reversal, this extreme black humor, Anita Mui and Leslie Cheung finally broke down completely.

The two could no longer contain themselves and, together with Sha Yi and Reba, burst into a tremendous burst of laughter.

Even Liu Yifei, who had been somewhat disappointed, was now laughing so hard she was doubled over, tears welling up in her eyes.

Looking at Xiao Chen, who had a "righteous and awe-inspiring" face and had successfully planned out a "miserable life" for a four-year-old child for the next ten years or so, the little bit of disappointment in her heart had long since vanished.

This man not only possesses a stunningly handsome face and exceptional talent, but also a fascinating and cunning soul.

She's so...charming.