Sky Curtain: The opening scene explains the four major cases of the Ming Dynasty plus the early Ming

Guan Yu coughed up blood.

Following Zhuge Liang, the second pillar of Shu Han also broke through the defenses and coughed up blood under the attack of the "unofficial history" in the sky.

When Liu Bei heard this news on his sickbed, his vision blurred and he almost fainted.

Finished!

It's all over!

The face of his Shu Han Group has been completely stripped away by this sky today, and has been thrown on the ground and rubbed repeatedly!

First, his own son's origins were unknown; then, his sworn brother rose to power through his looks; then, the prime minister had an affair with his nemesis; and now, even his second brother's death has become a bloodbath caused by "diarrhea"...

How can we restore the Han Dynasty after this?

I'm afraid that wherever I go, people will point and whisper, asking, "Lord Xuande, are you sure your beans are ripe today?"

The more Liu Bei thought about it, the angrier and more aggrieved he became. A sweet taste rose in his throat, and another mouthful of blood surged up.

"My lord! My lord, please calm your anger!"

Fa Zheng and the others standing to the side were almost in tears.

At this moment, the myriad worlds and timelines were already a sea of ​​laughter.

"Hahaha! Did the Shu Han state come here as a group to vomit blood today?"

"Is Zhang Fei next?"

"I bet the unofficial history of Zhang Fei is that when he was a butcher, the pork he sold contained clenbuterol!"

"That makes sense! Hahahaha!"

The audience was buzzing with excitement, the atmosphere filled with joy.

Above the sky, Judy Jun watched the chaotic scene with great amusement.

"Oh dear, General Guan, please don't get too excited."

"It's normal to have some after-sales issues in business. See, this reminds us that food safety is paramount!"

His words only added fuel to the fire.

On the city wall of Jingzhou, Guan Yu was so angry when he heard this that his phoenix eyes almost popped out. His Green Dragon Crescent Blade hummed in his hand. He wished he could rush to Eastern Wu right now and confront Lü Meng face to face, asking him if he was really making trouble for him because of diarrhea!

Meanwhile, Lü Meng of Eastern Wu had already ordered his entire army to be on high alert. He seriously suspected that Guan Yu would launch an attack prematurely because of this "unofficial history"!

A war sparked by "beans" seems imminent.

"Alright, alright, let's stop joking around."

Seeing that the time was right, Zhu Dijun immediately changed the subject.

"Today, we've offended almost both Wei and Shu. Following the principles of fairness and justice, it's time for our Eastern Wu's Sun Shiwan—oh no, I mean Sun Quan, Sun Zhongmou!"

Upon hearing this, the Eastern Wu camp immediately tensed up.

Inside Jianye Palace, Sun Quan's emerald eyes narrowed slightly, flashing with a dangerous light.

He was just gloating over Liu Bei and Cao Cao's misfortunes, but he never expected that it would be his turn so soon.

He wanted to see what other tricks future generations could come up with about the Sun family!

"Speaking of Sun Quan, one cannot help but mention his father, Sun Jian, the 'Tiger of Jiangdong'!"

Zhu Dijun's tone was tinged with admiration.

"General Sun Wentai was a brave and unparalleled warrior in his time, a true hero of the late Eastern Han Dynasty!"

On the sky, Sun Jian, clad in armor and wearing a red turban, appeared as he charged into battle.

That fierce, tiger-like aura made countless warriors from different eras take notice.

"What a valiant general!" Emperor Taizong of Tang praised.

"He has the air of a tyrant!" Emperor Zhu Di of the Ming Dynasty nodded in approval.

Even Liu Bei, who had been lying in his sickbed, couldn't help but exclaim, "Brother Wentai, you are a true hero!"

Seeing his father's heroic figure, Sun Quan couldn't help but show a hint of pride on his face.

However, what Judy Jun said next made his smile freeze on his face instantly.

As the saying goes, a tiger father begets no dog son.

"But... our boss Sun Quan seems to be an exception."

"His father was a fierce tiger, and his brother Sun Ce was the 'Little Conqueror,' also a little tiger. But when it comes to him, the style changes a bit."

Zhu Dijun smiled mysteriously, and the title suddenly appeared on the screen.

[The Sixth installment of Unofficial Histories of the Three Kingdoms: A Tiger from Jiangdong Gives Birth to a Corgi—Who Says a Tiger Father Can't Have a Dog Son?]

Corgi?

What is that?

Ancient people from all times and spaces looked completely bewildered.

Is this a person's name? Or some kind of mythical beast?

Just as everyone was wondering, the AI ​​animation on the screen provided the most intuitive explanation.

In the image, a majestic and imposing golden tiger roars to the sky. On its body are two large characters: 【Sun Jian】.

Immediately afterward, another tiger appeared beside the first tiger, a slightly smaller one, but with equally sharp eyes and full of vigor, bearing the mark of "Sun Ce".

The father and son were both imposing and powerful, exuding an extraordinary aura.

However, just then, a little thing staggered out from behind the big tiger.

It also has yellow and white fur, but it is short and stout, with four short legs that are almost invisible. When it walks, its round butt wiggles.

It tried hard to imitate the tiger, puffing out its chest and letting out a roar.

In the end, only one sound was emitted—

"Woof!"

Crisp, short, and utterly intimidating.

On its head are three large characters and a comical dog head logo: 【Sun Quan (Corgi)】.

silence.

The entire universe fell into a deathly silence once again.

Everyone stared wide-eyed at the majestic tiger in the sky and the short-legged puppy wagging its tail behind it.

This comparison...

This contrast...

It's really...

"Pfft, hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

No one knows who laughed first, but then a deafening roar of laughter swept through every time and space!

"Corgi... Corgi! It's a dog! And a short-legged one at that!"

"My goodness! This is an absolute steal! It's like the absolute best deal ever!"

"A tiger giving birth to a corgi! Hahaha! That's the funniest joke I've heard all year!"

Sun Quan: Are you being polite?

In the Xianyang Palace of the Qin Dynasty, Ying Zheng looked at the corgi that was trying so hard to appear dignified but looked rather comical. His usually tight lips could no longer be contained and he could no longer help but turn up in a smile.

so similar!

Those who came after them have truly captured the essence of it!

In the Taiji Hall of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin was laughing so hard he couldn't straighten up. Pointing to the sky, he said to Changsun Wuji haltingly, "Fuji...you...you look! That buttocks! Haha! So lifelike!"

In the Forbidden City of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang laughed until his tears ran dry. Wiping away his tears, he said to Zhu Di:

"Fourth brother, look at this Sun Quan, he's not even as good as our big yellow dog!"

At this moment, at the eye of the storm, is the Wu Jianye.

"Clang—!"

Sun Quan kicked over the imperial desk in front of him, scattering the writing brushes, ink, paper, and inkstone all over the ground.

His purple-bearded face had turned a deep purple, and his emerald eyes were burning with a raging rage, as if he wanted to burn the entire sky to ashes!

"Corgi..."

"Corgi!!!"

He forced out those two words through clenched teeth, his voice sharp and shrill from extreme anger.

"This is outrageous! This is absolutely outrageous!!!"

Sun Quan inherited his father's and brother's legacy, held sway over Jiangdong, confronted the two heroes Cao Cao and Liu Bei, and established his imperial career!

How did he become... become one of those short-legged dogs that wag their butts?!

This is the most vicious and blatant insult to his life's achievements and to his Sun family bloodline!

"Guards! Summon all the painters in the land! Summon every painter in the land!"

Sun Quan pointed at the sky and roared madly.

"Who! Who dares to depict me like that! I will exterminate their entire family! Exterminate their entire family!!!"

Below the main hall, Zhang Zhao, Gu Yong, and other members of the Jiangdong gentry all prostrated themselves on the ground, trembling, not daring to even raise their heads.

They had only one thought in their minds: It's over, our lord is really furious this time.

Before the canopy, Cao Cao and Liu Bei, Sun Quan's two arch-enemies, reacted remarkably in unison when they saw this scene.

They were stunned at first, and then, without prior arrangement, they burst into earth-shattering laughter.

"Hahaha! Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!"

Cao Cao pointed to the sky, laughing so hard his beard trembled.

"A tiger gives birth to a corgi! Haha! Today I'm going to have the best artist in Xuchang draw ten thousand of these! And spread them throughout the world!"

Even on his sickbed, Liu Bei was laughing so hard he was coughing incessantly, but his face was full of joy.

"Good! Good indeed! Zhongmou... Haha! I never thought you'd end up like this!"

At this moment, the rulers of Wei, Shu, and Wu reached an unprecedented "consensus" because of the unofficial history of the heavens—that is, they were extremely happy to see the other two kingdoms make fools of themselves!

Seeing Sun Quan's furious outburst, Zhu Dijun ended the morning's live broadcast with satisfaction.

"Alright, everyone, that's all for today's historical anecdotes!"

"It seems our boss Sun Quan isn't too happy with his new nickname. No problem, he'll get used to it after a while."

"Wait, let's continue! Bye-bye!"

The sky slowly darkened, leaving behind only a chaotic Three Kingdoms era filled with laughter and impotent rage.