Sky Curtain: The opening scene explains the four major cases of the Ming Dynasty plus the early Ming
Chapter 106 My Father's Fault Lied in Not Digging Up Enough Graves
In the sky, Zhu Dijun looked at the indignant Old Sun and quickly waved his hand, revealing a "humble" smile on his face.
"Oh, Mr. Sun, you're mistaken, you're mistaken!"
"I'm not going to dig up graves."
He cleared his throat and said in a serious tone.
"I'm going to the capital to conduct protective archaeological work in the relevant areas."
"However, when protecting the scene, the situation is complicated, and some accidents are inevitable, such as leaving some remains scattered in different places..."
Judy Jun shrugged and gave a friendly smile.
"After all, it's a kind of performance art, you know."
"Ah... art, art!"
Old Sun understood immediately, slapped his thigh, and the two looked at each other and laughed, like two foxes who had stolen a chicken.
"Art"!
The moment that word was uttered, the live stream chat exploded!
"Hahaha! Art! It's art again!"
"I get it! Brother Jun is going to use magic to defeat magic!"
"You guys from the Mite Relics family like to do artistic innovation and performance art, right? Fine! Brother Jun will play along! Let's see whose art is more hardcore!"
"We must reflect! Why did Master Sun Dianying only dig up two graves back then? Is this a limitation of history? We, the later generations, should supplement and improve upon it artistically!"
"Yes! This is a reinterpretation of history! A profound deconstruction of traditional culture!"
In an instant, all the rhetoric that the Man-Remnant had ever used was taken by netizens and turned into the sharpest daggers, piercing the hearts of the Man-Remnant Emperors.
puff!puff!puff!
Every strike draws blood!
"Art……"
Qian Xiaosi muttered to himself, feeling that these two words were more jarring than the most vicious curse in the world at that moment.
He looked at the shameless faces of Zhu Dijun and Sun Tianyi singing in unison on the sky, and was so angry that his liver and gallbladder were about to burst.
These Han Chinese from later generations not only want to dig up his grave, but also want to trample on his dignity repeatedly in such a frivolous and mocking way!
However, what devastated him even more was yet to come.
As if he felt the timing wasn't right, Zhu Dijun dropped another bombshell with a smile.
"Dear family members, did you know? There's actually an interesting tidbit behind this that hasn't been scientifically verified."
He winked mysteriously.
"After the Qing dynasty's grandson, Master Dianying, dug up the graves of Emperor Qianlong and the old witch, a strange thing happened."
"What strange thing is this?" The audience from all timelines were intrigued.
Sun Tianyi understood immediately and took over the conversation with a smile.
"Yes, that's true."
He cleared his throat and said with a serious expression.
"Before my father did that 'big thing,' he had no children for many years, and people even talked about him in private, saying that he might have some...unspeakable secret, and that he might be childless for the rest of his life."
"but!"
Old Sun's voice suddenly rose, filled with a magical quality.
"A miracle happened right after my father broke the dragon vein from the Tunguska boar skin!"
"Within three years, my mother and aunt gave birth to the four of us siblings!"
"So, a saying arose among the people."
Looking at the camera, Old Sun spoke nonsense with a straight face.
"They say the dragon vein of the Qing dynasty is malevolent, suppressing the fortunes of the Han people. Anyone who feels they have difficulty conceiving or whose luck is not good should learn from my father and dig up two Qing imperial tombs to absorb the auspicious energy of 'breaking the dragon vein.' I guarantee that after returning home, you'll be full of vigor and vitality, and your descendants will surely come!"
boom--!!!
This statement is a hundred times more devastating than everything that came before combined!
If digging up a grave is considered an insult to the dead...
So, the idea that "digging up graves can cure infertility" elevates this humiliation to a metaphysical, causal, and unprecedentedly perverse level!
This means that from now on, the ancestral tombs of the Aisin Gioro family will no longer be considered sacred royal mausoleums in the eyes of the people.
Instead, it's a panacea, especially a highly nutritious tonic that can "grant children"!
"puff--!!!"
Qian Xiaosi could no longer hold on. He spat out a mouthful of blood and fell straight backward. If Heshen hadn't caught him in time, he probably would have died on the spot!
"Spreading fallacies! Spreading fallacies!!!"
He pointed at the sky, convulsing with anger, foaming at the mouth.
The other emperors of the Qing dynasty all looked ashen-faced, as if they had lost their parents.
They could imagine the frenzied coveting that would follow their tombs from that moment on!
Especially those nobles, wealthy merchants, and even ordinary people who are desperate for children, will they really believe this nonsense and come together to dig up their ancestral graves?!
The thought that after their death, their tombs would be dug up like a "Goddess of Mercy temple" by countless fanatical believers who longed for children, and their bones would be discarded like "medicine dregs" filled them with a deep-seated fear!
May they be childless and without descendants!
These Han Chinese want to ensure that the Aisin Gioro family will be wiped out after they die!
In contrast to the gloomy and desolate atmosphere of the Mite Clearing Time and Space.
In all other timelines, earth-shattering bursts of maniacal laughter erupted!
"Hahaha! That's amazing! That move is absolutely brilliant!"
"Digging up graves can cure infertility? Why the hell didn't I think of such a despicable idea?!"
"From now on, if any family doesn't have a son, don't bother praying to Buddha; just go to the Eastern Qing Tombs to offer incense, and while you're at it, bring a shovel!"
Hongwu eleventh year
Inside the Daming Palace, Zhu Yuanzhang laughed until tears streamed down his face, pounding the dragon throne and shouting:
"Talented! These two young men are the most talented people in the world! They're incredibly sarcastic! We love them!"
Zhu Di laughed heartily, "Father, I think this is even more painful for them than killing them outright!"
Zhu Biao and the other piglets all laughed. Digging up graves is a taboo that makes people hate you, but people like Qing Juezong are respected. Even those who haven't been sterilized have had offspring after digging up graves by mites.
Under the sky, many ancient people who were worried about having offspring suddenly had a bright idea in their eyes!
Although reason told them it was absurd, but... what if it were true?
The sons of the parties involved have all come forward to testify!
In an instant, countless eyes, transcending time and space, greedily gazed upon those few auspicious lands within the territory of the Mite-Cleansing Kingdom…
Above the sky, Old Sun seemed to think it wasn't enough, and added another sentence.
Oh, right, I forgot to mention something.
"My father always claimed to be a descendant of Sun Chengzong, a Grand Secretary at the end of the Ming Dynasty, saying that he was avenging his ancestors."
"It's a pity that there's no family genealogy to prove it, and we don't know if it's true or false."
These words were spoken.
The era of Chongzhen in the late Ming Dynasty.
Sun Chengzong, who was busy with national affairs, was taken aback when he heard this.
Then, stroking his long beard, he looked up and let out a hearty laugh!
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Good! Well said!"
He shouted loudly at the sky, as if he wanted all the worlds to hear his voice.
"Even if you, Sun Dianying, are not of the Sun family bloodline!"
"But just because you dared to dig up the tomb of the Tartar emperor, you're avenging the Han people!"
"From this day forward, I, Sun Chengzong, acknowledge you as my descendant!"
This recognition directly stamped Sun Dianying's actions with the most authoritative "justice" seal from a loyal minister of the Ming Dynasty!
Under the power of the celestial curtain, Emperor Qianlong and Empress Dowager Cixi of the Manqing era, upon hearing these words, rolled their eyes and fainted from anger.
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