Konoha's Destiny Twins

Last night, I logged into Q after finishing coding as usual, and found out that the positive, sunny, patriotic and party-loving good boy was actually eaten by the mythical river crab.

This must be an accidental ingestion!

So I racked my brains and tried to make this beast spit out my beloved child...

However, he struggled to no avail.

In addition to looking at the sky speechlessly, I quickly gave birth to a new child: 805521295.

Well, come on, friends.