Konoha Dimension Chat Group

Wandering little broken ball: "It's so sexy that my scalp is numb. Is Josuke-san wearing Pinru's clothes now? No... I feel like this has already taken out Pinrufa's wardrobe."

General Kizaru: "Hey, hey, hey! Why do you drag me into this? I'm a man!"

The body is Coke: "I have a hunch that this is the last word Higashikata Josuke said today, please cherish it."

Painter at the entrance of ICBC: "Sure enough, you are the most slutty in the dimensional chat group, jojo!"

I am very rich: "Uncle Tony, did I miss any good show? There are 9132 unread messages? Damn it! How did you all talk?"

I am very rich: "And what did Higashikata Josuke do? Why did you say this was your last sentence today? Did you do something terrible?"

Painter at the entrance of ICBC: "@I am very rich. Mr. Stark, you just need to look through the chat history and you will know what is going on."

I am very rich: "The chat history...Uncle Tony will go and take a look."

I am very rich: "...I seem to understand what is going on. This is even more seeking death than Senior Zi!"

Crazy Diamond: "Ah? I didn't say anything! Someone stole my account, I'm sorry!!!"

[Group member “Crazy Diamond” was banned for 12 hours by the group leader “Ooooooooooo”]

Wandering Little Breaking Ball: "I have undergone strict training. Normally I won't laugh, unless I can't help it anymore...Pfft hahahahaha!"

The main body is Coke: "I knew it was going to be cold. Higashikata Josuke used a 12-hour silence period to tell us the horrors of permission dogs."

Painter at the entrance of ICBC: "Forgive me for laughing so unkindly, pfft..."

Turtle Immortal: "Today's young people just can't keep their mouths shut, so they have to be careful in their words and deeds."

Edward Newgate: "Speaking of Turtle Immortal, did you stew the great tonic I sent you the day before yesterday?"

Turtle Immortal: "I've finished eating. I have to say, it's really a great supplement!"

Kame Sennin: "I feel like I can make up for at least five or six indescribable movies today!"

Aowwow is so fierce: "...Five or six movies a day, are you sure your body can handle it?"

The main body is Coke: "But... the terrible old turtle fairy, he is more than three hundred years old and still has such terrifying energy."

I am very rich: "Uncle Tony, I regret sending so many movies to Kame Sennin."

I am very rich: "If I die suddenly one day, won't I have to bear half of the blame?"

"..."

Sure enough, it is much better to stay in a dimensional chat group for ten minutes to divert attention than to be alone for ten minutes. It can divert one's attention faster.

At this moment, Yagyu finally recovered a little. Lying on his big bed, he couldn't help but rub his stiff face.

It was already late at night and the fireworks display was still going on, but he had already returned to his home early.

Turning his head and looking through the open window at the fireworks in the night sky in the distance, Yagyu murmured to himself: "What happened in less than an hour feels like more than what happened in a month. It's still a little bit...

It’s unbelievable!”

"I didn't expect that the monster sage would be so decisive when he came over. He almost fell into a passive state. If he fell into a passive state, wouldn't the monster sage float into the sky in the future?"

Although Yagyu knew that he would never be single in this life like in his previous life, after all, there seemed to be a lot of two-dimensional girls who were interested in him in the dimensional chat group.

After all, he is the leader of the dimensional chat group, and his appearance is not bad at all. He has no bad behavior and no bad habits. Naturally, he is very attractive to underage 2D girls.

As a result, the person he ended up being single with turned out to be Yakumo Murasaki, whom he had never expected!

In fact, Yagyu's sense of Yakumo Murasaki is quite good. Although this monster sage prefers oral pleasure on a daily basis, no one is more reliable than her at other critical times.

The most important thing is that she has very good looks and her figure is also top-notch in the dimensional chat group.

There is almost no female group member who can compare with her in terms of stature... Well, maybe the dragon Thor can fight with her?

It's a pity that Thor, the dragon, has some issues with his sexual orientation. That guy is a lily, the orange-y kind.

In a daze, Yagyu didn't know why, but he lay on the bed and fell asleep for no reason.

Not even the explosion of fireworks outside could wake him up.

Maybe it’s because there are too many things going on today, causing you to overuse your brain?

When he slowly woke up, it was already 10:30 in the morning the next day, and the sun was already high in the sky.

"It feels like it's been a few degrees colder today...if it gets a few degrees colder, it's going to snow, right? After all, it's January, and snowing is normal. Remember, the location of Konoha Village means that it will snow."

After muttering a few words, Yagyu went directly to brush his teeth and wash his face. Today is another day full of energy!

After his consciousness entered the dimensional chat group, he saw that Yakumo Murasaki, who had not bubbled in the chat group all night last night, actually bubbled up in the group for the rare occasion.

Miss Kaguya: "Sister Yakumo Murasaki, did you really not go to the group leader last night? If you didn't go there, why did you dive all night?"

The eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "Ahem! I just stayed in seclusion for a night to practice the Qi of the "Dragon Ball" world. Where did you think you were?"

The main body is Coke: "Does that mean that Yakumo Murasaki-senpai just had a oral high last night?"

Eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "What? Did I say anything last night? It must be your misunderstanding!"

Trembling Tatsumaki: "Oh? If nothing good happens, doesn't it mean that my little Kaguya still has a chance?"

Trembling Tatsumaki: "Kaguya rushes to the duck! Although I am betting all on Yakumo Murasaki-senpai, you must never give up!"

The eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "...Why do you feel that Xiao Tatsumaki is just watching the fun and not taking it too seriously? Aren't you afraid that the leader of the group will one day attack you?"

The trembling Tatsumaki: "Ah? It doesn't exist. I am a bachelor. It is impossible for me to get married or fall in love in this life."

Trembling Tatsumaki: "It's so tiring to fall in love and get married. In the future, you have to have children, take care of them, get married, have grandchildren, take care of grandchildren... The cycle repeats endlessly, so it's better to be single."

General Kizaru: "You don't have to have children, anyway, children are not a necessity after marriage."

The senbei is so delicious: "Hey, hey, Porusalino, your idea is very dangerous. Don't you know it's your second child? Your negative thoughts are very inappropriate."

Painter at the entrance of ICBC: "It's so sweet to wait and wait for sister Tatsumaki to say something in the future!"

The eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "Waiting for the little tornado and then saying it smells really good +1."

Wow, super fierce: "Well, many young people now think that having children after marriage will be a constraint. In fact, it's just because they have no money."

Aowu Super Fierce: "When you have money, this kind of trouble will no longer exist. And as Tatsumaki is the second-ranked existence in the Heroes Association, it is impossible to be short of money, right? So Tatsumaki, what you said

That kind of trouble actually doesn't exist for you."

Trembling Tatsumaki: "Ah? I'm speechless. Is this really true? Red bean paste?"

"..."

After Tatsumaki thought about it for a while, he found that what the group leader said seemed to make sense, but he couldn't think of any reason to refute it.

Indeed, everything is the fault of not having money. If you have money, you can still hire someone to take care of you even if you have children.

Under this situation, even if you have children, you still have a lot of freedom.

As for the pain during childbirth?

Hmm... given the physical constitution of the current members of the dimensional chat group, will giving birth definitely be painful?

Maybe you don’t feel anything?

Even in the pregnant state, there is not even the slightest feeling of vomiting, and it is completely nonchalant.

It seems that there is not much difference between being single and not single for the members of the dimensional chat group, right?

"No, no, no! Why do you say that your thoughts are wavering after just a few words from the group leader? You must strengthen your beliefs. No matter what others think, I am a non-marriage person anyway. Anyway, I am a single person."

Tatsumaki silently praised his firm will. Senior Yakumo Murasaki has been single for thousands of years, the dragon Thor has been single for tens of thousands of years, and the little broken ball is even more exaggerated. He has been single for billions of years.

.

She, Tatsumaki, is only twenty-eight years old this year... Oh no, she is already twenty-nine, she is only twenty-nine, and she still wants to live life for ten more years!

However, speaking of the group leader and senior Yakumo Murasaki, neither of them has answered directly about what happened last night. It seems that both of them are very vague, giving others a lot of room for speculation.

In the world of "One Punch Man", Tatsumaki touched his smooth and white chin and murmured to himself: "There is definitely something fishy in this! Why doesn't Yakumo Murasaki-senpai want to admit it? If she doesn't admit it,

, Xiao Kaguya might be able to succeed!"

"This is different from the way romantic dramas unfold. In romantic dramas, after the male and female protagonists confirm their relationship, they must want the whole world to know about it. Are the screenwriters just making random mistakes? Damn it! I actually believed in romance.

Those plots in the play!”

"..."

Just when Tatsumaki was talking to himself, suddenly a "ding dong" sound came from the dimensional chat group in his mind.

After paying attention to the chat content, Tatsumaki couldn't help but be surprised: "Did it turn out to be the group leader @ all the members? It was actually a group task? After more than a month, has a group task popped up again? Up

A group mission, it seems to be in the fan world of the passerby heroine, right?"