Live stream of Naruto's Nine Gates Prison, Uchiha explodes

"Are you kidding me?!"

Once Madara recovered, he quickly gathered his chakra to stand on the water and began to curse at Might Guy.

"If you try putting your child to sleep like that, see if the mother will drive you crazy!"

"Um, I don't have children."

"...That child's mother..."

"I don't have a girlfriend either, I'm a single dog."

Looking at the innocent-looking Kai, Kai fell silent.

See? Only opponents like this deserve to take my points.

"Stop now, Izuna! The outside world is all hell; you can't escape!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi, representing the underworld, shouted at Madara Uchiha, who was only T1 in strength.

If Uchiha Izuna were a little younger, he might have charged out shouting about honor and bloodline.

But he is not Uchiha Sasuke.

Having seen so many underworld beings, he had already decided to stop.

As I said before, ask Itachi Uchiha about the massacre of his clan. How could such a kind Hokage and such a friendly Konoha village be involved in the massacre of his clan?

However, I need a way to save face...

"Cherry Blossom Leap!"

Sakura, the Ninja War Sakura, slammed down onto the battlefield with terrifying force, creating a huge crater in the ground.

If this punch landed on someone, they would probably be badly injured, if not killed.

"That Hokage, I'll stop, I'll stop. Let's talk this over."

As soon as Madara saw Sakura from the Ninja War, he immediately chickened out and surrendered without even bothering to back down.

Sakura, who was just about to deliver a punch, thought to herself: "..."

……

Hello everyone, I'm Nara Shikaku.

The Hokage just sneaked out again, leaving his summoning beast to do the work for him.

I knew it! We needed to increase banana imports...

Just as he was preparing to send the Anbu to find the Hokage, a fierce battle broke out at the Shadow Rock.

Furthermore, a ninja with sensory abilities informed them that the Hokage's chakra was present there.

I never expected the Hokage to be going to fight against an external enemy this time. The Hokage's intelligence network is truly terrifying.

Not long after, the Hokage returned with a group of people, intending to have a proper talk with the other party.

"So why did you send me back?"

Looking at his own front door, Nara Shikaku fell into deep thought.

Upon entering his home, Nara Shikaku saw his eldest son, Nara Shikamaru, admiring the moon.

"Hey kid, still up so late? What are you thinking about?"

Nara Shikamaru turned his head, opened his mouth, and said a few words.

"..."

"Huh? What did you say?"

"..."

Looking at Nara Shikamaru, who was just opening his mouth without saying a word, Nara Shikaku fell into deep thought...

……

"You came to the ninja world just to bring something back for the Sage of Six Paths?"

Everyone looked at Uchiha Izuna with varying expressions.

"What, you don't believe me?"

Who could believe that?

Uchiha Izuna looked at the crowd who clearly didn't believe him and sighed helplessly.

"Actually, I'm here to seek justice for my Uchiha clan. The Uchiha in the Pure Land can build a skyscraper just by playing Jenga!"

"I came to Konoha to demand an explanation. We Uchiha shouldn't die without a clear explanation!"

Upon hearing this, the doubts in everyone's eyes vanished, replaced by expressions of unsurprised agreement.

Uchiha Izuna: "..."

No one believes him when he tells the truth, so he has to tell lies.

……

"Hey, hey, hey, Shikaku, what are you doing? Ouch!"

Sarutobi Asuma was sleeping soundly when Nara Shikaku suddenly woke him up and dragged him to the Nara clan's territory.

No, why would you call me so late at night?

"Shikaku, why did you drag me to your house so late? Are you planning a nighttime party?"

Sarutobi Asuma glanced at the Nara clan's territory. Hmm, it was pitch black; everyone was clearly asleep.

"There's no party here, Shikaku, why did you drag me here?"

"Asuma, it's a long story, but you were the first person I thought of when it came to this."

"what?"

Sarutobi Asuma was taken aback.

What could possibly come to mind for such an ordinary Jonin?

Wait, Nara...

Sarutobi Asuma's expression turned serious.

"Did something happen to Shikamaru?"

"Um."

Seeing that Sarutobi Asuma had realized the problem, Nara Shikaku didn't delay and took Sarutobi Asuma to find Nara Shikamaru, who was admiring the moon under the moon.

"What moon? It's so cloudy, where would you find a moon?"

When Nara Shikamaru heard Sarutobi Asuma's voice, he wanted to turn around and say something, but he stopped after trying to say two words.

Hmm, still no sound.

"Asuma, what's going on? Did you torture my Shikamaru so much that he's too tired to speak?"

Sarutobi Asuma, who was using chakra to examine Nara Shikamaru, fell silent for a moment.

"You're too tired to speak, but you have the energy to come out into the yard and admire the moon, huh?"

Nara Shikaku: "..."

Yes, he got confused because he was so concerned.

However, speaking of torture... back then, he made Shikamaru fight ten ninjas. Although they were all small fry to him, it might have been quite a shock to Shikamaru.

Thinking about it this way, Sarutobi Asuma suddenly felt a little guilty.

After a thorough inspection, Sarutobi Asuma found nothing.

"It's no use. I already used my chakra to examine Shikamaru's body, and I didn't find anything unusual."

As soon as Nara Shikaku finished speaking, Sarutobi Asuma cast a resentful glance his way.

"Why didn't you tell me you were done checking? You made me check you again. Am I a medical ninja or do you have better chakra control than me?"

Strictly speaking, Nara Shikaku's chakra control was even better than Sarutobi Asuma's.

After all, the Shadow Imitation Technique has very strict control over the user's chakra. What does Sarutobi Asuma, a taijutsu user, know about chakra control?

"Hahahaha..."

Looking at his unreliable teacher and unreliable father, Nara Shikamaru fell into deep thought.

"..."

"Hmm? What's wrong, Shikamaru?"

The two turned around and saw Shikamaru run into the house, then jog back, now holding a pen and paper.

"..." Why don't you find a medical ninja?

Shikamaru writes what he wants to say on paper, which allows for barrier-free communication.

"Yeah, Shikaku, you could have just asked a medical ninja, why did you ask a big, burly guy like me?"

"I wonder if this is something you did...?"

Sarutobi Asuma: The one who tied the knot must untie it, huh? That's interesting.

……

Not only Nara Shikamaru, but two other people shared the same fate...

"Temari! Say something! Say something!"

"Master Dilu! Speak, Master Dilu!"

The three mute men are destined to have a sleepless night.

The three of them used different methods to investigate what was going on.

Konoha opted to have medical ninjas conduct an examination, but they found nothing.

On this side of the land, people burn incense and pray to Buddha, hoping that Buddha can dispel their confusion.

Meanwhile, on the Sand Village side...

"Tell me! What happened to my daughter, Temari?!"

Rasa raised his whip and lashed Chiyo, who was hanging there, like a spinning top.

Chiyo: Give me peanuts!