Live stream of Naruto's Nine Gates Prison, Uchiha explodes

By the way, Death Two must be constantly slandered; only in this way can we protect Death Two, this weak ninja!

As Tobirama Senju thought this, he couldn't help but smile broadly.

Madara Uchiha, who witnessed the entire event, thought: "..."

That old fox, Tobirama Senju, is incredibly cunning.

No, we can't wait any longer. The Nine Gates have almost all been released. I need to find a way to get to Obito.

"Izuna, I need to use the restroom, I'm going to go first."

As soon as Madara Uchiha finished speaking, sparks flew everywhere, giving Izuna Uchiha no chance to react.

Madara Uchiha's figure disappeared almost in the blink of an eye, leaving Izuna Uchiha staring blankly at the empty ground, asking a very philosophical question.

"Does the soul also need to use the toilet?"

"Hey, Izuna, you just don't understand Madara."

Uchiha Izuna looked at Senju Hashirama, who was excitedly leaning over and saying he didn't understand Madara, and pointed to himself with a bewildered expression.

You mean, I, the younger brother who spends every day with my older brother, don't understand Madara?

"Big Pillar, do you think what you're saying makes sense?"

"Hahahaha... Izuna, when it comes to going to the toilet, you might not know as much about Madara as I do."

"Izuna... have you ever seen Madara go to the toilet?"

Uchiha Izuna was taken aback.

As far as I can remember, my older brother always avoided me when he went to the toilet. Even if I wanted to follow him, he would forcefully tell me to go back. (Uchiha Madara: Bye-didn't anyone follow someone to the toilet?)

Even if he asked his older brother, he would only say that someone was behind him and he couldn't pee. (Uchiha Madara: Do you think I'm lying?)

How could such a lame excuse possibly fool his incredibly intelligent younger brother? (Uchiha Madara: Nobody believes the truth these days.)

"What do you mean, Hashirama Senju?"

Uchiha Izuna approached Senju Hashirama with a serious expression.

"Could it be that you've seen my older brother using the toilet?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Hashirama Senju first laughed loudly, then quickly moved closer to Izuna's serious face, revealing the same serious expression.

"Of course, Madara and I are sworn brothers (meaning one is alive and the other is dead), so going to the toilet together is nothing to us."

"Oh? Tell me more."

The two most important men in Madara's life ran to the side to discuss Madara's need to use the toilet.

……

Life has its bittersweet moments.

"Like Tsunade, although her attack intervals are long..."

"But she can jump to dodge some attacks that don't target aerial enemies."

"Some people forget what they already have when they're chasing their goals..."

What I wanted to say was…

"BYD Tsunade became an S-rank ninja, but the original Tsunade, who wasn't even a C-rank ninja, has become cunning. She's really regressing as she gets older."

Tsunade: "..."

"You think I willingly become a useless member of the Nine Gates?!"

"Tsunade, actually abolishing the Nine Gates wasn't so bad..."

Jiraiya approached with a smile.

"Die, Jiraiya!"

Tsunade punched Jiraiya away again, then hurriedly pulled her hand back and frantically wiped it.

Lately, when I beat up Jiraiya, it didn't feel as satisfying as before.

If I had to put it into words... it has a weird feeling of satisfying a niche fantasies.

……

Madara Uchiha, who was being discussed about going to the toilet, finally found his target after crossing mountains and seas and passing through crowds of people.

"Obidu..."

In Madara Uchiha's eyes, there was only that masked figure.

There was no one else besides him.

Hashirama Senju, who was discussing Madara going to the toilet, shuddered.

"Strange, it feels like I've been NTR'd?"

……

"Obidu, have some fun!"

The Akatsuki members were shocked. They turned around and saw that it was Uchiha Madara himself who had come looking for them.

The masked man looked and exclaimed, "Oh ho, the real person has arrived!"

"Old man, you've arrived."

"Well, there are some things I want to ask you."

Madara Uchiha walked up to the masked man, stared at his mask for a long time.

"Don't you want to take off your mask and get some fresh air?"

"There's no need."

The two were having a calm conversation, which would be nothing more than an ordinary exchange between two ordinary people, like "Have you eaten?"

But these two people, one is Uchiha Madara, and the other is a second Uchiha Madara. It's impossible for these two not to turn the ninja world upside down when they're together.

But the Akatsuki organization didn't care.

They were already rogue ninjas, so as long as their goals didn't affect them, they could do whatever they wanted.

Except for Itachi Uchiha.

He was secretly hiding behind the crowd, eavesdropping on the two men's conversation, trying to convey their purpose to Konoha.

"Well, then you can wear it."

Madara Uchiha gave a mocking smile.

"So, how's the tailed beast collection going?"

"..."

The masked man remained silent, refusing to speak.

Madara Uchiha: ?

"Hey, Obito, say something!"

"..."

"Don't tell me that after all this time, there's still only one three-tailed beast?"

"No."

Madara Uchiha smiled.

Fortunately, he is teachable and has managed to collect some tailed beasts after all this time.

"The three-tailed beast refused to yield and exploded; now there are none left."

"...?"

Madara Uchiha's smile froze on his face.

"The last one of the Nine Gates, a ninja you can't even get your hands on—"

"Kakashi Hatake."

"In a game that emphasizes fair competition, I already think it's outrageous enough that a ninja costs 198, 298, or 328."

"However, Kakashi Hatake's net worth is quite unique."

"To recruit him, you must first spend 10000 yuan to unlock his recruitment eligibility."

"After that, you'll have to specifically recruit this Buddha from the recruitment pool. His terrifying price makes him extremely rare in the game; the probability of even having Tsunade is probably higher than having Kakashi."

Kakashi Hatake: "?"

"Me?"

Before Kakashi could react, a rough, large hand patted his shoulder.

"Kakashi, please accept my condolences."

Kakashi Hatake turned his head and saw a face covered with a thick beard.

"What are you doing? Ouch."

"Your net worth has increased at the gold exchange; I heard it's 1000 million more than mine."

Sarutobi Asuma pondered for a moment, then added another sentence.

"I didn't cut the price."

"..."

Kakashi Hatake pondered for a moment.

Should I be happy?

"It's not impossible."

"With such a high level of difficulty in obtaining the qualification, this ninja must be incredibly strong, right?"

"That's true. Among the abandoned Nine Gates, Kakashi is the only ninja who has mastered multiple forms of skills. He can use one skill in two different ways, which justifies his price tag of 10000 yuan."