Live stream of Naruto's Nine Gates Prison, Uchiha explodes
Chapter 79 Jiraiya, Your Little Quirk Has Been Exposed
How can a sleeping person express their anger?
Gaara provided the answer.
"ZZZZZZ!!"
Rasa and the Anbu watched Gaara shout "Z" in silence, exchanged a silent glance, and finally nodded in unison.
If your child wants to sleep, let him sleep.
……
"Sigh... such a grand display, but it's all just for show."
Tsunade, one of the Legendary Sannin of Konoha, a descendant of the Senju clan, the Slug Princess...
Compared to the other two Legendary Sannin of Konoha, Tsunade's name is far more famous.
According to unofficial historical records, Jiraiya's fame was actually brought up by his fellow Sannin, Tsunade and Orochimaru.
Tsunade is famous not only for her own strength, but also for her medical skills. Almost every unofficial history that mentions Tsunade talks about her medical skills, which are said to be able to bring the dead back to life and heal the bones.
Orochimaru is famous purely because he is incredibly cunning.
They kidnap children at the drop of a hat, and when they finally find the child, the child shouts "Orochimaru-sama!" while strapping on explosive tags and committing suicide to take down his family.
This brainwashing technique is incredibly popular; I wish I could personally capture Orochimaru and bring him to justice. As for what he'll do after that, don't worry about me.
As for Jiraiya, despite having been to the most places, he did nothing but look for people and occasionally helped out. If he was in a hurry, he would only help halfway and then stop, leaving a mess for others to deal with.
Of course, when things are going well, they do a really nice job, but that's about it.
Whenever Jiraiya is mentioned, the first thing that comes to everyone's mind is—
Oh, the legendary Sannin of Konoha, on par with Tsunade and Orochimaru.
And that was it.
"Achoo!"
Jiraiya sneezed.
"Who's talking about me?"
……
"Ugh, what kind of garbage is this Nine Gates? Is the animation so bad, with all the back-and-forth animations and those new ninjas, even the same game?"
Tsunade swirled her wine glass in dissatisfaction.
Naively, she thought that abolishing the Nine Gates was just a joke, and even played around with these ninjas a few times.
Then she switched back to the authoritative lineup of Death Gate Might Guy, Ninja War Sakura, and Vegetarian.
"Lady Tsunade, you can't say that. Every ninja has their own strengths..."
Silent voice was still speaking up for the abandoned Nine Gates.
"Heh, you mean that while some ninjas are sweeping the floor, our abandoned Nine Gates actually have a noble ground-touching damage? I really don't know when this ground-touching damage of only tens of thousands can play its role."
Mute: "..."
Tens of thousands of hitstomp damage isn't considered insidious?
Tsunade smiled dismissively.
"In my opinion, these useless Nine Gates are all because they don't work hard enough, which is why the Rubik's Cube made them so useless. If they had worked hard, they might have been able to become Nine Gates masters."
"Tsunade, the hardest ninja to obtain among the abolished Nine Gates..."
"But then again, not everyone wants to be a useless member of the Nine Gates; they also want to be normal ninjas..."
Mute: "..."
Lady Tsunade, you can't just change your expression like that without getting angry...
……
"Tsunade? She's also one of the Nine Gates abolished?"
Jiraiya was stunned for a moment, then broke out in a cold sweat.
"sweat?"
Jiraiya touched his back; his entire hand was soaked with sweat.
"No, it's rain."
"I am the mighty hero Jiraiya, how could I possibly be a member of the abandoned Nine Gates!"
"Tsunade is still the Slug Princess, but she still went up there."
"Well, it's normal for Tsunade, as a medical ninja, to lack certain skills, and it's also normal for her to become a crippled member of the Nine Gates..."
"Jiraiya!!!"
Upon hearing the familiar voice, Jiraiya's hair stood on end. He didn't even need to touch it to know that his back was already drenched in sweat.
"well……"
Jiraiya remained silent, only smiling.
He took a white cloth from his pocket, blindfolded himself with it, then casually took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, and quietly waited for what was to come…
boom! !
He was sent flying.
Jiraiya was all too familiar with this feeling of flying; this was...
It felt like flying!
But... why doesn't it hurt this much today?
"Inside the Sky Canopy, even if someone punches you on the head and smashes it into the ground, you're not allowed to feel any pain as long as I don't allow it!"
"So, Jiraiya, your little quirk can't be satisfied."
Jiraiya: "?"
"What's your little quirk?"
How could he not know about his own little quirks?
"Huh? Isn't that right? Don't you want Tsunade to step on you with a look of disgust and rub your face with her soles..."
"After a long day, her feet were covered in sweat, but Tsunade is a medical ninja, so she would definitely pay attention to personal hygiene. Therefore, the sweat would only moisturize her feet and make them taste better."
"With such delicious food, you can also enjoy Tsunade's disgusted face. If you go too far, Tsunade will personally treat you. Don't you really love this feeling of pain and pleasure coexisting?"
Jiraiya: "..."
"First and foremost, I am a human being."
Secondly, I am a person.
"at last……"
"Give me this inhumane resource! I must give it a good talking to!"
Sky Curtain: "..."
Tianmu hadn't expected that a mere trick would lead to Jiraiya revealing everything.
Who exactly likes feet, the part of the body used for walking? It's outrageous!
The pure sky decided to let Jiraiya fend for himself and continue to oversee the abolition of the Nine Gates.
"As the only S-rank ninja among the abandoned Nine Gates, Tsunade's skills are truly outstanding."
"The first skill is a physical charge, and this charge has an extremely high priority; no physical skill dares to counter it."
"Of course, against ranged attacks, you'd be a sitting duck, but that's okay, that's how taijutsu ninjas are."
"The second skill, 'Painful Heaven Kick,' was later made into an ultimate move in Tsunade's Hundred Healings form, while our regular Tsunade uses the ultimate move as a mere skill. It's obvious who's more cunning."
"Her ultimate move surpasses all other ninjas' ultimate moves. While others are using flashy techniques, eager to show off their best side, our Lady Tsunade simply delivers two powerful punches, two bursts of high damage, showing her opponent what true strength is."
Tsunade: "..."
byd, as long as she doesn't suffer ground damage.
Ground-touching damage is practically a required course for any laughing ninja these days. If it weren't for her sweeping attacks, she'd probably want to find a block of tofu and smash her head against it.
"I'm an S-rank ninja... I should at least know how to sweep, right?"
Tsunade encouraged herself, lacking confidence.
……
"Ah, Tsuna."
When Hashirama Senju saw Tsunade looking dashing in the sky, he couldn't help but smile.
"They've grown so big..."
"I hope Tsuna doesn't become Hokage."
Tobirama Senju, who was standing to the side, said this.
"Hahahaha..."
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