Live stream of Naruto's Nine Gates Prison, Uchiha explodes

When merchants recommend products they want to sell to you, they will exaggerate the advantages of the product, while they will either remain silent about the disadvantages or distort the disadvantages to make them appear as advantages.

Tianmu has mastered this principle, even applying it to other situations and turning weaknesses into strengths. If it weren't for the actual demonstration, they would have almost been fooled.

"Come on, long-range basic attack!"

"Zabuza wielded his long guillotine like a swordsman dancing in the rain."

"Zabuza's first A attack hit his opponent successfully!"

"Zabuza's second a... huh? The second a doesn't seem to connect..."

"Shinra Tensei!"

""ah!!!""

"The stun effect of the first attack on Chao Ge has ended. Chao Ge countered with a powerful strike, sending Zabuza, who was still stretching in place, flying."

"Oh no, kids, I missed a follow-up attack with my basic attack."

"Zabuza's face appeared in the sky."

Zabuza Momochi: "..."

byd, there was definitely a problem.

Who is so kind as to extend their arm so far on the first strike, only to pull back their strength on the second?

And do I really use the Executioner's Blade like that normally? Those two swings were like a child who doesn't know anything playing around with a sword!

"Hahahaha... No, this is hilarious! What kind of crap is that? My three-year-old nephew could do it better!"

"That Zabuza Momochi is truly cunning!"

"Hey buddy, are you alright? Is Momochi Zabuza really that cunning?"

"He's like a ghost, hiding in the mist. I had no idea where he was. By the time I realized what was happening, he'd already unleashed a Water Prison Technique right in my face!"

"You are a player from Kirigakure, played by Zabuza Momochi..."

"Who gave him Zabuza to wear again?"

……

"Zabuza-san, even if the world slanders you, I will stand by your side without hesitation."

"Heh... brat, what do you know?"

It was just pointless slander; he didn't take it to heart at all.

"Zabuza-san, you have many merits that these veils won't reveal. Those people are just mindless followers..."

"I know exactly what kind of person I am. I'm a ruthless killer who'll stop at nothing. I've murdered all my fellow students!"

"Zabuza-san, that was a gentleness that belonged only to you..."

"Gentle? What do you know about me! I'm a lonely demon, and there are plenty of vengeful spirits waiting for me in hell!"

"Zabuza-san...do you remember when we first met?"

Zabuza was taken aback.

Of course he remembers.

The child who cried in the snow... It took a lot of my energy to take care of him back then.

only……

"I don't remember."

He wouldn't bother remembering such a trivial "little thing"; he's a vengeful ghost...

"Wait, Bai, what are you trying to do?!"

Bai, who had been standing obediently, suddenly rushed forward and grabbed Zabuza's arm tightly with both hands.

"Zabuza-san... when Haku couldn't find any meaning in living... it was you who moved Haku's time forward and gave Haku a reason to live."

"Okay... Shiro, could you loosen your grip a little...?"

Byd, how come I never knew Bai was so strong?

"Mr. Zabuza...Mr. Zabuza~"

Ah... the aura emanating from Zabuza-san...

Zabuza frowned—things seemed to be spiraling out of control.

"Bai, please respond."

"...Ahhh~"

Zabuza reacted quickly, clapping his hands together to put Haku to sleep.

"Strange, why does Bai seem a bit... weird today?"

……

"Kicked the Seventh Hokage? Captured the Sixth Hokage with his bare hands?"

Luo Sha's expectations were so high, and now he is so disappointed.

"We originally planned to recruit this fierce general into our Great Sand Village, but it turns out it was all false advertising."

Gaara is sleeping.

"Lord Kazekage, is that the former master of physical combat...?"

One of the secret agents paused for a moment, as if he wanted to say something.

"I know what you're trying to say. You think that because of the Underworld Death Gate Kai, the Nine Gates are just a name without substance, right?"

Anbu: "..." Isn't that right?

Gaara is sleeping.

"Hmph, that's just the ignorant view of a bunch of mortals."

"We have Tier 0 information on Chiyo; how could the information she provides be false?"

Chiyo, who had been hanging there for days and nights without food: "..."

The secret service remained silent for a long time.

Let's not even talk about whether Chiyo actually knew the information or not...

Even if Chiyo really knew, would she really tell the truth if she was being abused all along?

Gaara was sleeping when he suddenly felt a little itchy and scratched his butt.

"Chiyo has already told us that these Nine Gates are all discarded pieces of the current version, incredibly weak, and no matter how much they are nurtured, they will never amount to anything..."

What happened to Simen Kai?

The Dark Division member really wanted to ask, but he felt that if he did, he might be exorcised by Rasa on the spot.

"What if you didn't draw a high-level ninja in the high-level recruitment? No problem, we can switch targets and draw another powerful ninja!"

"A new Nine Gates has appeared! Quickly check if it's from our village; if it is, kick it out immediately!"

Rasa gave orders to the ANBU members beside him, then turned to look at Gaara, who was scratching his butt.

(You're watching Gaara too, aren't you... Here, he can play and sleep like a normal child...)

Rasa heard Shukaku's unwilling echo.

(It's just that dealing with Shukaku after we get back is a little troublesome... Lately, we haven't been able to find any placer gold in deeper areas. I'm really afraid that one day we won't be able to find any placer gold at all. That would be the most desperate way to die in the world...)

"Kazekage-sama..."

The ANBU members nearby were calling out to the distracted Rasa.

"What's wrong?"

"The Nine Gates have emerged; they're from our Sand Village..."

Byd, are you really from our village?

Luo Sha waved his hand impatiently.

"Since they're from our village, what are you waiting for? Just kick them out of our village."

Anbu: "..."

Seeing the Anbu standing there dumbfounded, Rasa was furious.

"You're not obeying the Wind Shadow's orders? Are you trying to rebel?!"

The Anbu remained silent, but walked to Gaara's side and tried to lift him up.

"No, why are you messing with Gaara?"

The members of the Dark Guard remained silent, only gazing intently at the sky.

When Rasa turned his head, he saw a person who looked nine-tenths like Gaara standing there.

"Gaara 'Shippuden' isn't a high-tier ninja that's hard to pull; it's just that the accompanying A-rank ninjas are more cost-effective!"

Luo Sha: "..."

"Pass on my order: give Chiyo thirty lashes, let her see the strength and methods of the Sand Village!"

Chiyo: "?"

What's it to me?

"Lord Kazekage, what's wrong with you all of a sudden...?"

Before the ANBU could react, Rasa covered their mouths.

"You'd better obey, or you never know who will get those thirty lashes."

Anbu: "..."