Live stream of Naruto's Nine Gates Prison, Uchiha explodes

"Hashirama looked at the two of them and felt like he was being used as a third wheel."

"After a brief standoff, Madara suddenly started kicking Tobirama's face, and the laughter that followed made it clear that kicking Tobirama's face was really enjoyable."

"But soon, Tobirama grabbed Madara's leg and revealed a sinister smile."

"Hmph, is that all?"

"Madara activates the Summon Hashirama Technique."

"Hashirama, who was acting as a third wheel, immediately pulled his beloved younger brother down and put him on the ground, not forgetting to hold his shoulders with both hands."

"Tobirama!"

"Hashirama said solemnly."

"Don't make a move."

At this moment, Tobirama was being kicked in the face by Madara. He really wanted to curse, but the kicks in his face prevented him from even speaking.

Tobirama Senju: "..."

"Big brother...can you let go of my hand?"

"Um, Tobirama, well... if I let go, you'll attack Madara..."

"Then why don't you move me away a bit?!"

"Hashirama used his younger brother's shield to have an in-depth conversation with Madara."

"But I haven't completely abandoned my dreams... Madara, we used to be friends, and we shared the same dreams!"

"Madara remained silent, only kicking Tobirama's face repeatedly."

Tobirama remained silent, only cursing in his heart.

"At that moment, Hashirama's words made Madara stop in his tracks."

"I'm so sorry your brother died..."

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Tobirama: "..."

"The speed at which Madara kicked his face suddenly increased."

"Big brother... are you sure you're trying to persuade Madara, not provoke him?"

"Oh, this..."

"And so, the battle continued for an entire day..."

Tobirama: Don't you have any self-awareness about why you've been doing this all day?

Finally, Madara collapsed to the ground...

"Tobirama, lying on the ground with his butt sticking up: Don't you have any self-awareness about why you're lying on the ground?"

"Madara was kneeling on the ground, his hands held down by Wood Release. One of his shoes had fallen to the ground, showing how hard he had kicked."

"Madara, let's end this battle."

"I'm not the same as you anymore..."

"Now I don't even have a single brother left, and I have nothing left to protect..."

Uchiha Tajima: "Actually, I could have another one..."

"Besides, I don't trust you."

"At this moment, Tobirama, who was lying on the ground, finally stood up, revealing his face, which was half swollen from being kicked. He tried to lift up the kunai to assassinate Madara, but Hashirama reacted quickly and snatched the kunai away."

"What can we do to make you believe us?"

"If you want us to be honest with each other, then kill your brother right now..."

Tobirama's expression changed instantly.

"Or commit suicide in front of me, and we'll be even. Only then will I be able to trust your race."

"Oh, I see~"

"Hashirama showed a relaxed expression, pondered for a moment, and then turned to look at Tobirama beside him."

"brush--"

"Using the Flying Thunder God Technique, I ran to Tobirama in the distance to watch over my older brother, and my voice carried on the wind—"

"That's utter nonsense! What are you planning to do, brother?"

"Kill me? (Electronic music)"

"Are you going to commit suicide because of one of this guy's lies?"

"This is ridiculous, ignore him, bro!"

Uchiha Izuna looked at Senju Tobirama, who was just a small dot on the sky, and then turned to look at Senju Tobirama, who had a dark expression on his face.

"So, you almost came down to keep me company?"

"If you hadn't run so fast, we might have been able to play mahjong in the Pure Land much sooner."

"The dialogue is correct, it's just that the visuals have a problem..."

"But isn't mahjong a game for four people? Where are the two of us supposed to play?"

"Your two brothers, who live in Banjian and Wajian, are also in the Pure Land, just waiting for you to come down."

"..."

Hashirama laughed twice: "Don't worry, Tobirama."

"Tobirama only returned after hearing this, using the Flying Thunder God Technique. It's just that his face is half-god, half-demon, and everyone who sees it can't help but laugh."

"Listen carefully, Tobirama."

"After I die, Madara must not be killed."

"Swear this oath in the name of your father and your grandchildren whom you have yet to meet."

"I understand, big brother."

"Well... farewell then."

"Hashirama faced the sunlight, slashed his own neck with a kunai, and then his body fell straight to the ground with the sound of wood hitting the ground."

"The Wood Release technique retracted, and Madara lowered his hands. The two looked at the corpse, then at each other, going back and forth several times. Madara got up to escape, but Tobirama grabbed Madara's collar and revealed a smile like that of someone forcing a respectable woman."

"You inherently evil brat from the Uchiha clan, I will personally..."

"Tobirama's handsome face appeared on the sky. He would have been even more handsome if his right cheek hadn't been swollen from being kicked."

"puff."

Izuna whistled, seemingly unconcerned by Tobirama Senju's gaze.

Tobirama's father and descendants: Is our reputation so worthless?

"The scene shifts, revealing that it was all Tobirama's imagination just now."

"At this moment, a lewd smile appeared on his face, making Hashirama break out in a cold sweat."

"The bound man revealed a cold smile."

"Hmph, just as I expected, when it comes to being honest with each other..."

"It's simply impossible!!"

Madara angrily revealed his Sharingan, and Hashirama thanked him happily in response to Madara's anger.

"Thank you, Madara. You really are a loyal and compassionate person."

"As he spoke, Hashirama began to remove his armor."

"This place is just like it was back then. My older brother was also preparing to commit suicide and took off his armor..."

Uchiha Izuna patted Tobirama, who was talking to himself, and pointed to the sky.

"Did your older brother also take off this much clothing back then?"

"Um?"

Tobirama turned his head and was immediately stunned.

"Hashirama took off all his clothes, leaving only his underwear on."

"It's just that one particular part is a bit too big. It immediately attracted everyone's attention."

Most of the women in the ninja world covered their eyes shyly, but they all peeked through a crack at the enormous part of his body.

Women in their fifties and sixties couldn't help but lick their lips when they saw Hashirama's enormous member.

"I never imagined the God of Ninjas was this powerful... I wonder if it's all just for show. I really want to have a go at him..."

Mito Uzumaki: Actually, it's still a bit small...

"Hashirama was still talking, but Madara was in no mood to listen. He activated his Sharingan and stared unblinkingly at that enormous part, recalling the satisfaction he had just felt. Cold sweat poured down his face."

The Akatsuki members looked at the masked man, saying nothing, yet saying everything.

Masked man: "..."

"Kids, I'm not gay."