Live stream of Naruto's Nine Gates Prison, Uchiha explodes

Why are they fighting to the death and refusing to retreat? It's so hard to guess.

"..."

"You know about optimization, right? Didn't you say you were going to fix it? Why is it getting more and more laggy!"

[It's getting increasingly laggy because they're working on a fix, and they won't be optimizing the lag issue in May; they'll only be reducing the chance of reconnecting after a disconnection in the Duel Arena...]

"So, even after the update is complete, we still have to endure Rubik's Cube's potato-like servers?"

[Theoretically, that's how it is... but don't worry, the Rubik's Cube has optimized its servers, so it will definitely be much better than before.]

Look, the Rubik's Cube is already fixing the server.

Inside the server room, a group of people surrounded the servers; there were toads, pandas, slugs, and even a weasel.

The team of planners gathered to fix the server.

"Finally, they're going to fix it. I wonder how the planners will do it?"

"Can they be repaired? Should we call a professional?"

"I doubt it. As a game designer, surely they can't be so clueless as to not know how to fix their own servers?"

"Then why has Naruto been stuck for almost ten years?"

"this……"

Just as the ninjas were anticipating what kind of tricks the planners would use to repair the server...

The planners set up incense burners and bowed three times to the altar.

Everyone: "?"

After the planners devoutly offered three prayers, the server gave a mysterious jolt, and then potatoes actually sprouted from it?!

"Wow! This method actually worked! The server grew new potatoes for us to use!"

[The slug planner jumped up happily.]

[Hiroshima remained silent, only raising his collar to make himself look more like a cartoon character.]

Amidst the cheers and jubilation of the planners, the old potato server sprouted new shoots, and the new potato server grew strong and robust...

Just as everyone was watching the planners' brilliant move with bated breath, the screen was abruptly cut off.

[Ahem, server repairs require such focused attention, let's not bother the developers. Let them concentrate on fixing it.]

Everyone: "..."

"I'm now hoping that the planners are just craving potatoes."

"That's very tempting."

Let's take a look at some representative techniques and methods.

[A collection of amazing techniques, how many seconds can you last?]

[Right from the start, a low-health Black Soil was huddled in a corner, surrounded by a heavy rock. His opponent, a skeleton, seeing Black Soil with almost no health left, decided to provoke him, lingering near him.]

After swaying back and forth a few times, the skeleton became increasingly bold, actually approaching Kurotsuchi, who was performing a basic attack. It was then punched away, and before the skeleton could react, Kurotsuchi grabbed it and slammed it down hard.

"Smash it!!"

The outcome is decided.

Winner: Black Soil

"Although you've lost the power to block and summon spirits, that doesn't mean you've become stronger."

"Black Soil said proudly."

"Then what about my anger as an old father?"

Huang Tu, who had calmed down a bit, asked.

At this moment, Onoki revealed an evil smile.

"Forgive me, yellow earth, black earth, and my rebellious apprentice!"

"I desperately need more intensity... I don't want to spend my whole life in the Ninth Gate of Prison!"

"July...my name must be included!"

A white-haired figure wearing a Konoha headband appeared on the screen.

"Oh my friend, this is truly unfortunate. All six of my brothers have been infected, leaving only me, the phoenix, alive."

"But it's alright, I'll take on the title of Shichibukai for them."

"Look, before me stands my greatest enemy, Uchiha Izuna."

"Oh damn it, when did he get into this arena? I was so focused on dodging the cube's weakening attack that I didn't even notice he was here."

[Uchiha Izuna raises his long sword and points it at Shiji:]

"A 21-year-old ninja... also wants to defeat a 25-year-old god?"

"It seems this friend has no idea about his place, but that's alright. As his senior, I'm more than willing to help him understand that ninjas are like fine wine, getting better with age."

"Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique!"

"Is this just indiscriminate attacking?"

"Hate your tragic fate of not having the Sharingan..."

【"Flying Thunder God Slash!"】

"What's wrong with Izuna?"

"With the help of our seniors, Izuna has come to understand the gap in strength and has become a humble and eager learner. Congratulations!"

[“There’s movement from Death Two here! Quickly catch him and weaken him!”]

"Oh no, children, run!"

[At the end of the scene, Death Two sits by the campfire preparing dinner, grateful to have survived another day.]

Everyone: "..."