Live stream of Naruto's Nine Gates Prison, Uchiha explodes

"Do you know how desperate we felt that day, watching the screen filled with 'Shura Cannons'?"

"We could only use the weak and powerless Warring States Sakura to fight against the bugged Nagato's Shura Cannon, and finally we won with great difficulty."

"We even had to hand over the slug, otherwise we would have been blown to bits by Nagato's Infinite Cannon long ago..."

"You mean, even if the opponent exploited a bug, they still couldn't defeat your Warring States Sakura, right?"

The ninja gave an awkward smile.

"I call this hard work and sweat, sweat, you understand?"

"It's alright, the other side is using a bug, using Chiyo's Divine Power on him was the right thing to do!"

"Lately, I keep hearing people slandering me."

[Hiroshi looked helpless.]

"My personal opinion is that I feel both helpless and a little amused."

Everyone fell silent.

I felt both helpless and a little amused.

That's interesting. Is the Rubik's Cube made from eating too many red beans, perhaps out of lovesickness?

"Um... this leak is really packed with valuable information, hahaha... one last thing, I'll say it again, there's no way we're going to run away for the 10th anniversary, there's no way we'll ever run away in this lifetime..."

Before anyone could react, a die-hard fan of Gamabunta jumped out and said:

"Brother Guang really said everything he needed to say this time, without any evasion, answering all questions directly, and providing all the benefits he was promised. He's very down-to-earth. Just like Brother Guang said: 'I am your biggest teammate,' representing the interests of over 90% of the players, Brother Guang is our biggest teammate! I really like Brother Guang's saying: 'We will get better and better!' Thank you for your hard work, Brother Guang, and thank you to the developers! Anyone interested in joining? I happen to have a Naruto Team 1 member's VIP 10 account, easy to get started, tons of ninjas, reaching the top rank overnight is not a dream!"

The two ninjas who were about to deliver a fatal blow quickly stopped and started whistling as if nothing had happened.

The password almost caused friendly fire.

"Finally, to those who instigated the Ninja World War, the Rubik's Cube knows what you want. Listen, these are the words the Rubik's Cube wants to tell you—"

Suppressing their anger, everyone prepared to listen carefully to how the Rubik's Cube would apologize...

"Alright, that's enough. We've given you so many ninjas and 10000 gold coins. Let's wrap this up!"

"Free Ninja Scroll? Free wandering Obito? How can you be so shameless! You still want this and that. I'll give you a few ninjas that I was going to give away anyway, and then I'll give you this Uchiha Izuna from the 328th ninja roster. It'll be perfect to start a new era of Ninja Scroll. The era of the 328th duel arena should have been over long ago!"

["I've been really annoyed with you players who want to play for free for a year without spending a single penny, so I'm removing the trial period and letting you play with the 328 ninja for free for a year. This time you have to spend 25 yuan to play!"]

"What do you mean by shortening the difficulty of obtaining Ninja Scrolls? The old Ninja Scrolls are so old, how can you expect to get them quickly? What are the veteran players supposed to do?"

"What? An open full-ninja experience? Is there any precedent for this? It's both frustrating and a little funny."

"Listen to me, I'll send you some ninjas and promise you some empty promises, and this farce will be over, okay?"

"Oh, right, and there's one more essential line..."

[The Rubik's Cube says it word by word—]

"I've forgiven you players. Just don't cause any more trouble, okay?"

Everyone: "..."

[Gamahiro looked at the phone in his hand, now that the playback had stopped, and a wistful smile appeared on his face.]

[The Rubik's Cube itself isn't here, so who will the players attack? It's so hard to guess...]

"That's interesting. Does anyone know Hama Guang? I'd like to send him some local specialties."

Jiraiya remained silent, simply feigning ignorance.

"Jiraiya..."

"Wow!"

Jiraiya turned his head and saw Orochimaru standing behind him with Kabuto Yakushi. The call he had just received was from Orochimaru.

"Phew... You scared me to death! It was you, Orochimaru."

Seeing that it was an acquaintance, Jiraiya relaxed a little.

"Hehehe... It's nothing, we just thought that since we old classmates haven't seen each other for so long, why don't we find a place to get together and have a couple of drinks..."

"Hahaha... Such a small matter? Where shall we get together then?"

"I think Mount Myōboku is really nice, especially since it's located in Gamahiro's house..."

Jiraiya silently watched Orochimaru.

"Orochimaru, I may be a little slow when it comes to studying, but I'm not stupid."

Jiraiya pointed at the group of people who seemed to have activated their Sharingan and asked in a deep voice, "Look around you. Believe me, if I reveal Gamahiro's address, Mount Myōboku will be harassed tomorrow?"

"Hehehe... I just want to see what kind of changes my actions will bring to the toads of Mount Myōboku."

"What if the toads can't stand the harassment?"

"Then let's move to another place."

"What will happen to the old Mount Myōboku?"

"The old ones... these are all discontinued, where can I buy them?"

……

"Defeat the Rubik's Cube! Defeat the Rubik's Cube!"

"What we want isn't just freebies! We want an attitude! An attitude!"

"Is it really that hard to unlock all ninjas? We accept that the acquisition of old ninja scrolls isn't adjusted, and we accept that an S-rank ninja scroll costs 198, but at least unlock all ninjas to reduce the information gap, okay?"

Just as the ninjas were pointing out the flaws in the land and uttering passionate words...

The 100,000 White Zetsu sent by the Rubik's Cube have appeared.

Obito Uchiha stared blankly as white Zetsu emerged from the floor of the sky, each bearing the Rubik's Cube symbol.

Black Zetsu stared blankly, lost in thought.

The White Zetsu follow the principle of proximity, immediately finding the nearest target, copying it, and then going after someone else.

"Rubik's Cube, stop playing dead! Hurry up and deliver our optimizations..."

A ninja was shouting at the top of his lungs when a strange ninja ran over and shouted back—

"That's enough! The Rubik's Cube has given us so many ninjas and promised to fix all the bugs. We've already achieved our goal, haven't we? Stop harping on this!"

The ninja stared at the White Zetsu ninja in shock.

"Solved? Optimizations have been scheduled for ages, and even then, is it really fixed? Why is screen recording still so laggy!?"

The White Zetsu ninja remained silent for a second.

Byd, the boss didn't explain things clearly when he paid me.

You all issued announcements saying the thing was optimized, but you didn't actually optimize it properly. Are you even human?

This ticket costs extra, extra money!!