Live stream of Naruto's Nine Gates Prison, Uchiha explodes

Just as the Heavenly Curtain was creating chaos in the ninja world, a being from a higher dimension made its move.

"Byd Naruto Sky Curtain, do you want to die? We sent you here to give the Naruto natives a Naruto shock, and you've even gotten involved in the Ninja World Tournament! You've even been kidnapped by the Grim Reaper and the Evil God! Are you even human?"

"Huh?! Boss?!"

The sky trembled with fear.

"But boss, Death is so cute..."

"It's one thing for a Shinigami, but even the Jashin is already taken. Can you bear to see Hidan crying there?"

"Forehead……"

"Alright, I'm going to rewind to when Danzo had just returned. If you cause any more trouble, I'll kill you first."

"Just do your job well and don't let me down again."

"Oh right, Naruto players have created a Seventh Shinobi World War scenario. Isn't that perfect material? Hurry up and leak the details."

"Yes……"

……

"Lord Tenmoku, I, Shimura Danzo..."

"Go to hell!"

Before Shimura Danzo could speak, Tenmu kicked someone away.

"Sigh, I'd better just focus on my job. Let me see what work I have today..."

The little helpers hiding behind the canopy whispered among themselves.

"They got scolded by the main god."

"Serves it right. Who told it to keep messing around? It doesn't do proper live streams and instead goes out and fools around with other women."

……

"Weaken the loess! Weaken the loess!"

"Taobo is too weak! It needs to be strengthened!"

"Re-do the spot removal! Re-do the spot removal!"

"Do you like my heartbeat lasting too long?!"

Looking at the crazed crowd, Uchiha Sasuke fell silent.

"What's wrong with these people? Was the ninja world this crazy in the past?"

Boruto Uzumaki pondered for a moment...

"In my opinion, it's all because of playing Naruto."

"Ahem, new intelligence has arrived! Let's welcome Mr. Gamahiro to bring us the breaking news."

"A blue toad carrying two swords appeared, with two large characters on its back: 'Authority'."

Jiraiya was completely bewildered.

"Good heavens, how did Hiroshi Gamabunta become a planner?"

"Hama Guang coughed lightly twice."

"Quack, quack, quack, quack..."

"Ahem, sorry, I was teaching the tadpoles to quack just now, and I'm feeling a little unwell."

"We've heard everyone's voices—the potato server issues, the resource imbalance problems, we've heard them all."

"We will change these problems, we will all change them."

"First, let me clarify something: the claim that One Piece has twice the resources of Naruto is pure nonsense."

"The Hokage is the one who takes the lion's share."

Everyone looked at each other.

"What pirates? Where's the sea around here?"

"It's not that there's no sea, but those pirates... what's so great about them? We can just use a water escape technique and they'll fall off their ship."

"Then there's the server issue. Many players have complained that we're using the same servers as Naruto Potato, and we've been working hard to resolve that."

"Servers are notoriously difficult to repair, but this time we'll spare no effort to fix this problem."

"Things like teleportation, heart rate overruns, flying higher, and traversing dueling arenas—none of that will happen again."

"I was wondering why the game was so laggy; I thought it was a problem with my phone."

If your old phone lags when playing games, you should get a new one.

"What about the old one?"

"It's lost."

"Do you like it when Ino jumps out and tells you your heart rate has exceeded the time limit after you're done playing?"

"First, we plan to improve peak capacity in May to prevent crashes when new content is released."

"Then the network signal alerts were upgraded to be more accurate."

"That's interesting. Are you trying to show us just how laggy the other side is?"

"Are you sure this isn't a negative optimization? If the opponent sees my 400+ latency and starts with a powerful punch, I'm doomed!"

"In July, we will increase investment in data centers to reduce network latency in various locations."

"The test server will optimize the server network, greatly increasing the probability of reconnecting to the arena after a network outage!"

"The network for multiplayer mode has also been greatly optimized. How about that, isn't it awesome?"

"What a load of rubbish! It's only April!"

"Optimization in July? And it's only on the test server?! When will it be released on the official server?!"

"Then our benefits will be on par with One Piece! Yes, now the main story chapters will get an extra 10,000 gold coins! How about that, isn't that great?"

"Then someone said that ninjas are too weak, and it's normal for older ninjas to gradually fall out of favor after so many years of development."

"You mean, I've rotated out of the meta?"

"My Lord Nagato's Three-Cannon Blue Shield is indeed outdated and needs to be strengthened."

"But we couldn't bear to see veteran ninjas getting brutally beaten in the arena, so we launched an upgrade plan."

"In May, we will be performing a minor upgrade on the 'Living Spots' within the Nine Gates of Prison."

"It's like the leveling up of Edo Itachi."

Everyone was astonished.

"What! Even the Living Spotted One is betraying the Nine Gates!"

"What's going on with the Nine Gates of Prison lately? Such a large-scale personnel change, can the Nine Gates of Prison even continue to survive...?"

Although Madara Uchiha was trying his best to remain calm, the upturned corners of his mouth betrayed his inner joy.

(Finally... I can escape the Nine Gates of Prison.)

"As for the other two spots, we have no plans to enhance them for the time being."

"The Nine Gates of the Prison still need manpower."

Madara Uchiha's lips drooped again.

"In July, we will also upgrade the veteran-level ninjas."

"Momochi Zabuza."

"Yes, Momochi Zabuza."

"While retaining its original features, we will make a minor overhaul."

"What kind of special mechanism is this? Can't you connect one A to two A's?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? It's clearly that you can't follow up a skill with a basic attack. If you do, you'll just stand there and pretend to be invisible."

"Finally, in September, we'll be doing a small rework on Jieban, so please look forward to it."

"I understand the logic, but the timing..."

"It's only April, and they're already promising us a September bonus? That's interesting."

"Well, you can't say that. Changing a ninja is quite troublesome. Look at that clown Itachi. He made promises for a year, but only changed it at the New Year. Isn't this much better in comparison? At least he gave you a specific month."

"Just don't wait until the end of the month to get it revised..."

"Then these three ninjas are minor reworks, next we'll talk about the ninjas that will be heavily modified..."

"besides?!"

"Why are you modifying this Rubik's Cube like a ninja, putting it all together? Did you already know about these problems?"