Live stream of Naruto's Nine Gates Prison, Uchiha explodes

"Waaaaah..."

Everyone looked at Hidan, who was sobbing uncontrollably, and didn't know what to say.

This person was perfectly fine just now, how come they suddenly started crying?

"Hidan, why are you crying?"

Finally, it was our old man Kakuzu who stepped forward and asked Hidan, who was crying, with concern.

"Waaaaah... Sandwich Sangma, the one on stage, is the Sandwich Sangma I believe in!"

Hidan looked up at Jashin-chan, who was practically plastered up to the sky, and tears streamed down his face.

"Waaaaah... Sandwich Sangma, why, why..."

Looking at Jashin-chan clinging to the sky, Hidan couldn't stop the tears from streaming down his face, soaking his collar. Hidan recalled the wonderful times he and Jashin-chan had shared...

"Boss, do you think the evil god will answer our call?"

"Brother Bao, I am the High Priest of the Evil God! No one knows the Evil God better than me! No one!"

When Hidan regained consciousness, he found himself locked up with a group of children, surrounded by strange objects, and a bunch of people in black robes dancing around them.

"Ah~ Evil god, we've come to offer you sacrifices~"

"Come and offer sacrifices! Come and offer sacrifices!"

"Ah~ Evil god, please accept this sacrifice~ Appear and grant our wishes~"

"May your wish come true! May your wish come true!"

Watching the group of men in black perform a shamanistic ritual and speak plain language to summon an evil god, Hidan fell into deep thought.

(Although I don't know what an evil god is, do you really think your shouting will summon it out?)

"Who says you can't call it out?"

Hidan was taken aback.

Turning my head, I saw a cloud of black mist floating in the air, staring straight at the people performing the shamanic ritual.

Although Hidan didn't know how the black mist was staring at them, he could feel that the black mist was watching them.

"Ugh... these little brats, all they do is use children as sacrifices to fool me. And not only that, not one of them can even see me. They're not even compatible with me, yet they still yell that I should grant their wishes. Bye-bye, once I find a suitable representative, I'll grind you all into dust!"

"It's red bean paste! It's red bean paste!"

The black mist gesticulated wildly, punching and kicking the leader, clearly seething with pent-up anger.

But soon, the black fog stopped.

"...Strange, why do I feel like I'm being watched?"

Hidan was startled and quickly lowered his head to hide, afraid of being discovered by the Jashin.

(You can't see me...you can't see me...)

Hidan was trembling.

Kurogiri looked at Hidan, who was trembling and constantly expressing his inner thoughts, and fell into deep thought.

"I'm telling you, I can hear the thoughts of you mortals. With such a loud voice, it's hard for me not to notice you."

Hidan retreated to the edge of the cage in terror.

"You, you, you are the evil god they speak of?"

Kurogiri didn't answer Hidan's question, but instead muttered something to himself.

"What should I do... I finally found a suitable seed, but if this kid sees this frivolous side of me, he might not respect me, this evil god, anymore..."

"Even more serious... insubordination! No, no, no, but we finally found one..."

After much deliberation, the black fog came up with a solution.

"Sigh, I can just train him to be my little puppy, I'm such a genius!"

Hidan was completely stunned.

"Hey! I can hear you! What do you want to do to me?!"

The black mist gave a sinister smile.

"Give it to me!"

"Awoooooo..."

The man in black robes looked at Hidan, who was convulsing in the cage, and fell into deep thought.

"Boss, what's going on?"

After thinking for a moment, the leader slapped one of the shamans behind him.

"Ah Jie! I already said that the sacrifice to the Evil God must remain virgins! Can't you tone down your obsession?! Look what you've done to the child!"

A-Jie: ? ? ?

I've already taken some of the sacrifices to the evil god... but is this child among my targets?

Damn it, I've had too many targets, I can't even remember if he was one of them.

"Sorry, boss! I'll bring him out right away!"

"Hurry up! If you delay the evil god from enjoying the offerings, I will hold you responsible!"

A-Jie opened the cage and took out the convulsing Hidan.

"Since the evil god doesn't want you anymore, why don't I, Brother Jie, have some more fun..."

Hidan stopped convulsing.

"Sandwiched Mulberry...don't want me anymore?"

……

No one knows what happened that night, only that afterwards, a child carrying a sickle wandered around the village, spreading the goodness of the evil cult.

And this child usually passes the time by...

"Ah~ Sandwiched mulberry and hemp~ This is the finest offering I've searched far and wide for for you!"

"Ah~ The second day after Sandwich Mulberry didn't reply~ I miss Him~"

"Sandwich Mama~ I'm your puppy~"

Seeing Hidan become a sycophant, the Jashin smiled.

"Fortunately... my aloof image as an evil god hasn't collapsed."

"And with this Hidan... the quality of the offerings has been getting higher and higher."

"Great! Finally, I don't have to go through the trouble of going out to eat those cheap offerings anymore! I can be a homebody god in peace now!"

……

Let's go back to the present.

"Waaaah... Sandwich mulberry... Sandwich mulberry..."

"At least... at least let me be there while you're doing it..."

Just as Hidan was about to say something outrageous, Kakuzu quickly stretched out his arm and covered Hidan's mouth.

"Hidan, as a man, I won't allow you to say such things."

When Kakuzu said those words, he felt his blood boil.

Even though he's old, he's still a passionate young man.

Don't worry about where that passion comes from.

"Waaaaah..."

……

The audience below the stage was alright, but the contestants on stage were in a terrible situation.

Seeing that Yi Shen completely ignored the air around him, the two fell into deep thought.

(No way... these two aren't planning to do a live broadcast, are they? Me and the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path are always doing this secretly in hiding...)

Nagato tried to move the wheelchair, but it wouldn't budge.

Turning his head, he realized that his own hands had actually removed the wheel, leaving him only able to watch the live broadcast.

(Damn it! Is watching the live stream the only option now? Sorry, Gedo Statue...)

While feeling apologetic to the Gedo Mazo, Nagato widened his Rinnegan, afraid of missing even the slightest detail.

(Hmph, in my opinion, it's just like animal mating, nothing more than venting one's desires, so boring.)

Madara Uchiha turned around, his back to the live broadcast.

Then, the two-faced Susanoo appeared.

Why is it a two-faced Susanoo? Because it makes it easier to spy on what's behind you...

Shimura Danzo: zzzzz……

Just as the evil god was about to make direct contact with the sky...