Live stream of Naruto's Nine Gates Prison, Uchiha explodes

"Even the most invincible lucky star with invincible code can only manage a draw with me."

"Kushina, the power of my clan has become one with mine. For the sake of my clan, I must win the championship and lead them to ascension!"

Kushina Uzumaki chuckled coldly twice and silently left the table.

"...Kushina, what do you want to do?"

Shimura Danzo suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Hahahaha... What do you say, Danzo-laoden? Since the audience wants to see us have a live boxing match, we have to satisfy their desires."

"Lady Kushina! I'm your dog!"

"That's it, Lady Kushina! Kick his ass hard with your boots!"

The audience below the stage shouted and cheered.

Even spectators from other arenas were drawn over, crowding around with curious expressions.

The fighters who were in the middle of the game hesitated for a moment and then decided not to fight. There could be other competitions in the future, but Danzo's offline boxing match might only happen once in his life.

Danzo Shimura collapsed to the ground in terror.

"You! You can't hit me!"

Suddenly, Shimura Danzo thought of something and smiled.

"By the way, this is the Sky Curtain Space. Fighting is static here, so you can't possibly hit me."

“…”

“…”

"Feeding? What?! My wife gave birth?! I'm coming right away!"

In a show of humaneness, Tianmu pulled out a mobile phone, made up a rather lame excuse, and ran away.

Danzo Shimura's smile froze.

Kushina Uzumaki smiled like a flower.

"Hehehe..."

"...Kushina, I have a favor to ask of you."

Danzo Shimura struggled to lift his head, revealing a fawning smile.

"...Don't slap me in the face."

Kushina Uzumaki: (‡▼Benefit▼)

"Aaaaaaah!!! Don't step on that!! Hiruzen's future happiness depends on it!!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi, standing below the stage, immediately glared angrily: "Kushina! Stomp! Stomp her hard! Don't give this old bastard any face!"

"Aaaaaah!! Hiruzen!!! You're stepping on me!! It hurts you so much!!"

As Shimura Danzo cried out in agony, the expressions on everyone's faces as they looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen gradually became strange.

I never expected Hiruzen Sarutobi to be like this...

"oioioi, you guys don't actually believe that, do you...?"

……

"Oh dear, Danzo, you've brought this on yourself. Just accept this beating; it'll probably only last a few minutes. Should I go wander around somewhere...?"

Sky Curtain soars above the ninja world, breathing the air of freedom.

"Huh? Wait a minute, why are there live organisms reacting in Konoha?"

……

"Hahaha! I get it! I get it!"

The Ōtsutsuki Ōkasa, who was digging up the grave, casually tossed the unearthed bones aside, his expression deranged.

"This is all fake! I'm under a genjutsu! Uchiha Sasuke! I know you're watching. Although I don't know when you put this genjutsu on me, it's so weak. I'll break it in a minute!"

"Break! Break!"

"Hahaha! It's fake! It's all fake!"

The celestial canopy floating in the sky watched the Ōtsutsuki fushiki rummaging through the Heroes' Cemetery and fell into deep thought.

"Not buddy? What's up? I was only away from the ninja world for a short while, and you came running because you smelled something?"

"Byd was only focused on those two and forgot about you, the one who came later. It's a bit late to take you to Sky Curtain now, so perhaps..."

……

Children, I am an evil god.

Yes, the evil god Hidan worships.

Since I gained Hidan as a fanatic, my life has been quite comfortable.

A small offering every 3 days, a large offering every 5 days.

In return, I lent him a little bit of my immortality, which is enough to keep him alive. If he were chopped into mincemeat, unless a divine doctor helped him, it would be no different from being dead.

And lately, Hidan has been offering me fewer and fewer sacrifices.

"Sigh... Why is Hidan offering sacrifices so slowly lately? If this keeps dragging on, I'm going to starve to death..."

According to unofficial historical records, the evil god was a cold and aloof woman who wore a black dress. She was usually very cold and aloof, but she would go crazy for a period of time every time she enjoyed the offerings given to her by believers.

After all, he's an evil god; he wouldn't be an evil god if he weren't mad.

The evil god's slender fingers rested on his long thighs, the black stockings on them making his skin appear and disappear in a seductive way. When he was idle, he would sit in a chair, and his feet were very well maintained. They had a faint wisteria fragrance, and when he was insane, they provided plenty of moisture, offering a rich and varied taste. They were top-quality, absolutely top-quality.

"oioioi, I think I hear that sound, the lady's stomach is empty~"

Evil God: ?

Tenmoku dragged the struggling Otsutsuki Kamashiki slowly towards the evil god.

"Beautiful lady, I'm willing to exchange this Otsutsuki for a night of passion with you?"

"Huh? What do you mean by 'one night of passion'? Besides, God has no gender, so why are you calling me 'lady'...?"

The heavens remained silent, but instead sliced ​​open Ōtsutsuki Kamaji's finger, placing his blood into the mouth of the evil god for it to taste.

Ōtsutsuki Kamashiki: "Woo! Woo!"

The evil god took two bites in a daze.

Suddenly, the evil god lunged at the sky, pinning it against the wall, a playful smile spreading across his face.

"Interesting~ Little brother, this is the first time I've ever tasted such a delicious offering..."

"Didn't you say you weren't a lady?"

"Hehe~ That's how it is now~"

The evil god gently stroked his own body, and in an instant, he transformed into her.

"However... what exactly does 'a night of passion' mean? Please tell me, little brother~"

"Hehehe... Of course, you'll find out soon enough~"

As the evil god and the sky gradually merged and separated, Ōtsutsuki Kamashiki stared wide-eyed.

Ōtsutsuki Kamashiki: "Ugh—!!!"

……

Hidan frowned.

"Strange, why do I have this eerie feeling?"

……

Death, who was lying on the bed, suddenly sat up.

"Password? Someone's breaking into our base!"

Death knew that he could no longer sit idly by and wait for death.

"I was waiting to surprise you when you got back... Looks like I'll have to take the initiative!"

With a thought, Death transformed into her.

However, as He transformed into her, Death's originally tall body shrank, his broad shoulders shrank, and in the end, only a piece of white cloth remained.

There was also a lump of something struggling under the white cloth.

"Ugh... No God told me that personality definitely causes such a drastic change in body shape..."

……

(Oh my, Minato, your wife is still the same as ever! That punch, that technique, it's exactly the same as when she beat me up back then!)

"Um...is it possible that Kushina and I were originally exactly the same as we were back then?"