Live stream of Naruto's Nine Gates Prison, Uchiha explodes

(Wow, this older sister knows Dad... no, we all have the surname Whirlpool, we should know each other...)

(Wait, they both have the surname Whirlpool...)

A sudden inspiration struck Boruto.

(I remember now! My dad once told me that his mother was a beautiful woman with long, red hair as beautiful as the sunset... Her name was—)

(Uzumaki Kushina!)

(That means—she's my grandmother!)

The thought of calling his grandmother "sister" made Boruto Uzumaki feel like he had been promoted to a higher generation.

"Um...who's Naruto Uzumaki? I don't know him, Daddy..."

Kushina Uzumaki remained silent, only smiling.

(Hahaha... This kid, he even said the last name, but he still doesn't recognize it... And this verbal tic, you can tell he inherited it from his mother!)

(Hehehe... Minato, you always say your genes are strong, but it seems my genes are stronger since I'm in control!)

"Well, if Boruto doesn't know us, he doesn't know us. Let's not stand here, let's sit down and fight."

(Waaah...looks like I got away with it...)

"That idiot... probably naively thought he really got away with it."

Uchiha Sasuke sighed helplessly.

"Forget it, the ninja world is in such a mess now, even coming from the future doesn't seem that powerful anymore."

At this moment, the ninja world...

"Is this the old Konoha Village?"

A man with skin as white as a corpse, carrying a fishing rod, swaggered into Konoha Village.

"What? There's not even a gatekeeper? Did Konoha Village not even afford a gatekeeper back then?"

Urashiki Ōtsutsuki traveled back and forth through time and space, finally arriving at the "correct" time period.

"Well, looks like I arrived even earlier than those two? How could that be..."

Urashiki Otsutsuki looked left and right, lost in thought.

"Speaking of which... was Konoha Village this deserted before?"

A gust of wind came, stirring up tumbleweeds from who-knows-where, which passed by Urashiki Otsutsuki's feet.

woohoo~

Suddenly, some background music started playing, and before Urashiki could react, a cowboy hat was already on his head.

"Where did this cowboy hat come from? Get lost!"

The cowboy hat was slammed to the ground, and Urashiki Otsutsuki, still not satisfied, stomped on it twice before finally stopping.

"call……"

Urashiki Otsutsuki stood up, looked at the empty street, picked up his fishing rod and cast it out.

After circling around once, the fishing rod returned to Urashiki Ōtsutsuki's hand.

"Are you kidding me...? I can't sense any chakra at all. Is this village a ghost village?"

Just now, Urashiki Otsutsuki used a fishing rod to detect whether there was any chakra reaction in the surrounding area.

The results showed that they couldn't even sense any human presence, let alone chakra.

"Damn, was Konoha a ghost village in the past? No wonder the Nine-Tails was so cunning, it turns out it was a ghost village."

"But then again..."

Urashiki Ōtsutsuki looked up at the sky and fell into deep thought.

"Did Konoha still have these things in the past?"

……

"It's over! The Three Demon Gods!"

"The lava rock man punched Eagle Sasuke in mid-air, slamming him into the mountain. Then, flames erupted from his fist, blasting Eagle Sasuke away."

"Momoshiki Otsutsuki revealed the ferocious right half of his face, his golden eyes filled with disdain."

"Inferior beings."

"Toneri has unleashed his ultimate technique! He's finished off Sasuke (Hawk)!"

"Let's congratulate Otsutsuki Toneri on his victory!"

"Ah, you flatter me."

Otsutsuki Toneri looked relaxed, as if winning the match was a piece of cake for him.

"Wow, as expected of the Otsutsuki clan, their highest heart rate is over 300. An ordinary person would have been dead by now."

"When I got caught by that ultimate attack, my heart rate doubled instantly. No wonder he's an Otsutsuki..."

Otsutsuki Toneri's ears turned slightly red.

Sasuke Uchiha withdrew his Susanoo and snorted coldly.

"Playing with such a grotesque ninja character, didn't you laugh?"

Otsutsuki Toneri's face flushed slightly.

"Can the affairs of the Otsutsuki be called sinister?"

"Sigh...do whatever you want."

As the loser, Uchiha Sasuke cannot remain on the field for long.

He can't even bark like a dog.

"Here's a piece of advice: if you encounter those two Otsutsuki, don't trust them too much, otherwise..."

Otsutsuki Toneri turned a deaf ear.

Just kidding, we're all Otsutsuki, and Otsutsuki don't lie to other Otsutsuki.

When Otsutsuki Toneri arrived at the next arena, he found that there were already other people on the stage.

Besides Shimura Danzo, who made a strong showing in the next round, there was another big, goofy guy wearing a headscarf and a simple cloth robe, who looked rather dull.

"Hello, your name is...Huang Tu, right? Did the battle end so quickly over there?"

Huang Tu chuckled twice in a simple and honest manner.

"Yes, I am a ninja of the same type as the First Hokage. If the First Hokage hadn't held back and hadn't attacked me immediately, I'm afraid the one sitting on this platform would be the First Hokage."

Hashirama Senju remained silent in the audience, only drawing circles.

At first, his vegetative state did indeed manage to grab onto the loess soil, and they even poured some over him.

But after the yellow clay substitute came down, a pile of dirt immediately gave the first move, the shark countered, and then... it was the next round.

It's the same old trick, so why can't we break it?

"Waaaah... It's all because I'm too weak..."

……

"Fire Release attack first! Substitution Fire Release! Water Release counterattack! Instantaneous!"

"The allure of game theory ~ The thrill of skillful maneuvering ~"

Seeing that Nagato was using the same strategy for three consecutive matches, Hanzo the Salamander finally couldn't hold back anymore.

"By the way, Nagato! Did you laugh yourself when you played this Five Spirit Kings game? It's incredibly underhanded!"

"You think you're so cunning if you're not the Five Spirit Kings? Look how sunny my Fire Release is!"

No matter how much you yearn for the world of the living, yin is yin!

"What are you saying? Even if you defeat my Five Spirit Kings, what will you do with my later Edo Tensei 3000-point C-rank ninja who lacks strength?"

"you!"

"Let the relics of the old era disappear quickly! Thunder and Fire Overload!"

"ah!!!"

……

"You f***ing bastard! You didn't f***ing me! What kind of nonsense are you spouting about fate dodging my skills? Isn't that a bit disrespectful?!"

Even someone as powerful as Madara Uchiha could only curse when faced with Itachi Uchiha's power of destiny.

"Madara-senpai, my Edo Tensei Itachi has been nerfed. The current Izanami can't just mindlessly consume summons anymore, it's so weak!"

"You weakling! I've already released my psychic powers! And you, shouting 'fate, fate,' leave my psychic range, then turn around and attack my psychic ox! Are you even human?!"

"Madara-senpai... even though you say that, I, this Edo Itachi... am my last ninja."