Konoha: Who's the good guy?
Chapter 64 Jiraiya, have some decency!
The party hosted by Yamanaka Kei attracted more people than he had expected.
Apart from Nara Shikaku, Akimichi Choza, Yamanaka Inoichi, and their respective wives.
Minato Namikaze and Honoka Uzumaki, along with Kakashi Hatake, Obito Uchiha, and Rin Nohara, came to freeload.
Of course, according to them, this was to thank Yamanaka Kyou for his help yesterday.
Besides them, there were also Shiki Aburame and his wife Tsugumi Aburame, who were invited by Yamanaka Inoichi, and Mikoto Uchiha and Tsuru Inuzuka, who were summoned by Kushina.
And Jiraiya, who came uninvited.
Kushina, along with Honoka, Mikoto, Tsunade, and Inuzuka Tsuru, sat around the dining table, eating and chatting happily.
In the living room on the other side, the Ino-Shika-Cho trio and Aburame Shimi sat together quite naturally, chatting away.
The wives of the group, organized by Yoshino Nara, went up to the second floor, where they enjoyed delicious food, drinks, and conversation in a relaxed and pleasant atmosphere.
Might Guy, Genma Shiranui, and Kurenai Yuhi, along with Kakashi, Obito, and Rin Nohara, finished processing the large amount of semi-finished food and served it on the table before being released.
The six people set up a large table on the lawn in the courtyard of the mansion and began to enjoy a variety of delicious foods.
Obito, who had been drooling with anticipation, began to inhale the food in a frenzy, completely abandoning all pretense of decorum.
Might Guy, as if injected with adrenaline, started comparing his appetite with Obito's.
Kakashi and Genma Shiranui, being rare normal people, sat quietly together, slowly enjoying their delicious meal.
Nohara Rin and Yuhi Kurenai huddled together, whispering to each other and occasionally letting out a string of silvery laughter.
"That's great!"
With her hands braced against the railing of the third-floor balcony, Shan Zhongjing looked down at the six energetic children below, listening to their banter and laughter, and felt that this was how life should be.
"Haha~ I always thought you didn't like crowds!"
Jiraiya walked to the side of Yamanaka Kei with a bottle of shochu in his hand, leaned against the railing with one hand, and took a small sip of the shochu with the other.
"Jiraiya-senpai, I suddenly remembered that there's a score I haven't settled with you yet."
Shan Zhongjing turned to look at Jiraiya.
This guy actually corrupted his adorable little disciples while he was away from Konoha!
"Um...didn't we settle all the proceeds from the previous summoning beast auction?"
"Senior knows what I'm talking about. If you come to the cultivation cave and serve as my sparring partner for two days, I'll let this matter drop."
"...Could you tell me first what exactly I did?"
Jiraiya stiffened slightly, then quickly put on a puzzled expression.
Minato Namikaze, who was about to approach and strike up a conversation, turned around smoothly and decided to take this opportunity to have a heart-to-heart talk with his disciple.
Kakashi's psychological issues still need more guidance and support.
"???!!! How many despicable things have you done?"
"Hahaha~ How could that be... Uh... Okay, okay, I just told your disciple about your glorious achievements, and also..."
"What else?"
"Ahem, you got into a fight with someone using your face before you went back to the village."
"Huh? Fight with my face? Are you sure you mean a serious fight? Against whom?"
"Absolutely serious! Um... the opponent is the village chief of Nadeshiko Village."
"Damn it... Jiraiya! You're a real dog! If the ancestors of the Inuzuka clan knew you, what would be the point of having ninja dogs?"
Yamanaka Kei was grinding his teeth so hard he almost wanted to strangle Jiraiya.
Nadeshiko Village is somewhat famous in the ninja world, not because its ninjas are particularly powerful, but because it is a true matriarchal society.
As a purely matrilineal clan village, the village's reproduction depends entirely on defeating the strong and having them marry into the village.
Basically, those who are strong enough to be considered by them.
After being defeated, he was carried directly back to the village bridal chamber.
As for those they can't defeat, unless there's a truly huge gap in strength and they see no hope at all, they'll just have to keep accepting challenges!
Jiraiya, that guy, actually went and fought the village chief of Nadeshiko Village with his face on him?!
What's the difference between this and catching a bridal ball with his face on it, then running away immediately after catching it?
Is this something a human being could do?
He's one of the legendary Sannin, can't he stop lowering the bar for human decency like this?
"Hahaha~ I won, and the other side knew I used the transformation jutsu, so it's all good!"
Jiraiya scratched his head and gave an awkward laugh.
When you're out and about, it's always better to use a different identity to gather intelligence.
Yamanaka Kei's face is a powerful tool for extracting information; it would be a waste not to make good use of it.
Who knew they'd be targeted by Nadeshiko Yoshiyo, the village chief of Nadeshiko Village!
"Three days of sparring!"
Yamanaka Kei has secretly decided to beat Jiraiya to a pulp during their sparring session!
It wasn't to vent my anger.
I simply feel that purifying the ninja world is everyone's responsibility!
"No problem! As long as you don't use those inhuman illusions, there won't be any issues!"
"This time I won't use illusion magic."
"Ahem, actually it's not entirely unusable. I think that illusion spell called 'Give You a T' has high tactical value."
"..."
Yamanaka Kei admitted that he had underestimated Jiraiya's shamelessness.
The illusion that I'm giving you is something he originally created just to prank people, something he did casually for fun.
Using illusions to arouse people's most basic desires, both internally and physically.
Then, artists spanning three generations—including Aizawa, Sakura, Ishihara, Kurai, Hashimoto, Hatano, Aragaki, and Hamasaki—will take turns performing...
How so?
When encountering a normal female ninja, this illusion technique is basically useless except for making her blush.
But against someone like Jiraiya, who is a low-level special ability (LSP).
He dares to use the scenery in the mountains, and naturally he dares to enjoy it, but he's the kind of person who would rather die than dispel the illusion himself.
Even with nosebleeds gushing out and severe blood loss requiring emergency treatment at Konoha Hospital.
Even after waking up, my pants were three ounces heavier than before.
On the degree of lust.
Yamanaka Kei believed that no one in the entire ninja world could surpass him!
......
Name: Jiraiya
Occupation: Ninja/Writer
Entry: Master of Destiny (Purple), One of the Three Ninja (Purple), Spirit Summoner (Purple), Hero of the Ninja World (Blue), Literati (White), Effortlessly (White), Rising at the Rooster's Crow (White)
......
Is it strong? Yes, it is!
The Master of Destiny not only greatly enhanced Jiraiya's teaching abilities, but also improved his mastery of the six elemental escape techniques (water, fire, earth, wind, yin and yang), as well as secret techniques and sealing techniques. Furthermore, he was blessed with the destiny of Heaven, so he could do whatever he wanted until he had taught his disciple well!
One of the Three Ninjas not only strengthens his personal strength but also intimidates enemies and enhances his reputation internally.
The Summoner is a powerful attribute that can greatly improve the synergy with summoned beasts, reduce the consumption of summoning-type ninjutsu, and perfectly develop the potential of summoned beasts.
The ninja heroes, on the other hand, have increased personal charisma, willpower, and personal beliefs, enhancing their resistance to genjutsu and their influence over others.
If you only look at these few terms...
Jiraiya was undoubtedly an extremely strong and charismatic ninja.
But who is this good person who has three white entries in a row?
The effects of white-labeled entries are basically a mix of positive and negative. It's not that their amplification effects are weak, but rather that their negative effects are too detrimental!
A literary figure, with his improved writing skills, could make Jiraiya a renowned writer in the ninja world, but his works wouldn't be popular if they didn't include explicit content.
It's easy to increase physical talent and make people more energetic, but even a little stimulation will make them raise their heads.
As for getting up at the crack of dawn to practice martial arts, it almost completely eliminates the interference of negative emotions such as depression, autism, and fear, but the premise is that you have to watch things you like often, otherwise your brain will be full of useless information.
this......
"Jiraiya, it's fortunate that you became a ninja, so you can occasionally write short essays to reduce the probability of crime among the people, otherwise you would be of no benefit to this society at all."
Yamanaka Kei looked at Jiraiya with a sincere expression.
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