Konoha: Who's the good guy?

I'm so sympathetic to Tsunade, but who's going to sympathize with me?

Yamanaka Kei watched as Tsunade, with her high heels swung off and bare feet walked to the refrigerator to grab a bottle of sake, sipping it while urging his shadow clone to cook. He looked utterly bewildered.

Is this really his house?

Why was Tsunade able to sit at the dining table so naturally and urge him to cook?

The shadow clone glanced at Yamanaka Kei, who was following behind Tsunade, with a puzzled look.

He secretly guessed that something must have happened during the time that he and Tsunade went to Konoha Hospital together.

Otherwise, Tsunade wouldn't have suddenly become Jiraiya's brother...

Yes, I'm very outgoing.

"You, my true self, come here."

Unable to figure it out, the shadow clone decisively chose to abandon meaningless thinking and simply turned into a cloud of chakra smoke and disappeared on the spot.

"What would Lady Tsunade like to eat?"

Kurenai's little head peeked out from the kitchen, her ruby-like eyes filled with adoration.

With an idol filter thicker than Tsunade's skin, she only felt that Lady Tsunade was generous and magnanimous, truly deserving of the title of Konoha's number one female ninja!

"I'll eat whatever Kushina eats for lunch."

Tsunade rested her chin on one hand and shook the sake bottle in the other, directly passing the question to Yamanaka Kei.

This kid is thick-skinned and ruthless, but he's not bad to Kushina.

She didn't believe this guy could make Kushina anything unpalatable.

"No, you're being so tough, did you pay for the meal?"

Shan Zhongjing rolled his eyes in annoyance.

"Tch~ I'll bring you my great-uncle's Water Release ninjutsu scroll later, now hurry up and cook."

Tsunade waved her hand dismissively.

This perfectly illustrates what it means to sell one's father's land without a care in the world.

"!!! Sister, please wait a moment!"

The mountain scenery undergoes a series of dramatic transformations.

Without a word, he grabbed an apron and went into the kitchen, leaving Might Guy and Genma Shiranui looking bewildered.

Tobirama Senju, a man who is said to have made a pact with the sea.

With his mastery of the Sea Release technique, how many ninjas who use water-style techniques could not question their existence upon seeing him?

His self-created Water Release: Water Severing Wave, Water Release: Heaven's Cry, Water Release: Hard Vortex Water Blade... are all extremely powerful and incredibly practical.

Although Yamanaka Kei had seen countless water-style ninjutsu during his five years in the analysis class.

But can those compare to Tobirama Senju's life's work?

Once he learned Tobirama Senju's techniques.

It possesses the legacy of both the Second Mizukage, Gengetsu Hozuki, and the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju.

Gaa gaa gaa~

Shuiying, kneel down, I have a favor to ask you.

As Shan Zhongjing envisioned a bright future, he noticed the three little ones looking at him with disdain, as if they didn't want to acknowledge him as their teacher. He spoke up rather irritably.

"What are you daydreaming about, Kai? Hurry up and knead that first batch of dough again. I'll teach you a lost art of steel fist fighting later. Ever heard of Bajiquan?"

"Genma, get the steamer and the cutting board, cut the dough into portions and roll out the wrappers. Want to learn Ninja Techniques: Flying Needle Mist and Torpedo Needle? If so, hurry up!"

"Hong, come and learn how to make dumplings with your teacher! Make them well, and I'll teach you a self-created illusion technique later—a GetBackers trial card!"

To despise the scenery of the mountains, to understand the scenery of the mountains, and to become the scenery of the mountains.

Under the lure of various ninja techniques, the three little ones worked incredibly fast!

Kurenai already had a basic understanding of cooking, and she quickly mastered it after only watching Yamanaka's demonstration twice.

With a little practice, you can even chat while wrapping buns.

"Teacher Jing, I heard you have an illusion spell that can make anyone who falls under its spell collapse and wail in agony, even spirit beasts suffer excruciating pain after being hit by it. Is that true?"

The little girl looked hopeful; clearly, she wanted to learn this more than the experience card for The Shining, which she had never heard of before.

"...Who told you that?"

Shan Zhongjing paused for a moment, then asked with a strange look on his face.

Among the illusions he created, there are quite a few that can cause the victim to collapse and wail in agony, but it seems that only the "Third Brother's Ecstasy Scheme" can cause even the summoned beasts unbearable pain.

As an advanced version of the Little Flying Stick, "Third Brother's Ecstasy Scheme" will make the victim become the Third Sister-in-law being chased in the illusion.

If you can't catch him, then keep chasing him. Once you catch him, you can let Third Brother...

Back then, I was young and naive, and I didn't know my own strength.

I always felt that as long as the effect was good, and it could deliver a psychological blow to people and beasts, quickly breaking down the enemy's psychological defenses, nothing else mattered.

That won't work now. I'm too old, and I have to save face!

"I...I heard it from Jiraiya-senpai...did I say something wrong?"

Kurenai blinked her innocent-looking big eyes and asked timidly.

She heard from Jiraiya that the difficulty of this ninjutsu was actually only B-rank, the same as the difficulty of the ninjutsu her teacher was going to teach her, so she asked about it.

But it seems she asked a question she shouldn't have?

"That bastard Jiraiya!"

Yamanaka Kei cursed through gritted teeth, feeling that Jiraiya had become increasingly despicable in recent years!

Because Minato had become Jiraiya's apprentice at a young age, he and Jiraiya were not exactly strangers.

I forget why, but Jiraiya wanted to experience his illusion magic one day.

He had just figured out this illusion technique and wanted to test its effects as well.

Therefore, Jiraiya and his summoned beasts became the first victims.

Damn!

It's just an illusion, it didn't actually happen!

As for holding a grudge against him for so long?

He even went so far as to go to his disciple's side and subtly tarnish his image as a teacher.

Snap snap snap~ Snap snap~

"Hahaha~ I remember now, I remember now! You're talking about that technique that even Jiraiya and the toads of Mount Myōboku are afraid of, right! Kurenai, let me tell you about it, hahaha~"

Tsunade slapped the table with one hand, laughing so hard she almost fell over.

The rolling waves and surging billows were particularly eye-catching.

Recalling the scene where Jiraiya trembled at the sight of Orochimaru for more than a month, and the green toad on Mount Myōboku that had changed its nature.

Tsunade was laughing so hard she was almost out of breath, but she couldn't stop.

Kei Yamanaka frowned, wanting to stop Tsunade from continuing, but worried that the 'truth' would be even more explosive if it came from Jiraiya's mouth.

After all, the fact that Jiraiya would bring up this illusion technique in front of his disciple shows that his character is already at a low level.

Seeing Tsunade laughing non-stop, and then noticing their teacher's focused expression as she turned her head to wrap dumplings, the three children knew they could hear her, and quickly perked up their ears.

The story of Jiraiya, one of the Legendary Sannin, and his teacher.

It also involves Mount Myōboku, one of the three sacred sites for summoning beasts.

I want to hear it, I love to hear it, Lady Tsunade, please tell me quickly!

After Tsunade finally finished laughing, she composed herself and slowly recounted what she had seen and heard back then.

The story is actually not complicated.

Jiraiya wanted to let his summoned creatures experience the somewhat special illusion technique of "Mountain Scenery" first, so he summoned a green toad named Gamakuri from Mount Myōboku.

This toad was originally a clean and handsome male toad. It is said that many female toads in Mount Myoboku were pursuing him because he was quite handsome.

As a summoning beast, Toad Power naturally didn't believe that ordinary illusions could cause him any harm.

As a result, less than three seconds after the illusion was released, it exploded into a cloud of smoke and returned to Mount Myōboku.

Jiraiya tried to summon it again to break the illusion, but was refused.

Driven by curiosity, the young Jiraiya couldn't resist letting Yamanaka Keiya experience this illusion.

Then......

Jiraiya, with his astonishing perseverance, forcibly broke free from the illusion on his own.

For the next two weeks, he would tremble at the sight of Orochimaru, and would fart whenever he squatted down, turning countless pairs of pants yellow and charred from the shock.

If it weren't for the last three generations of old men taking it out on and having someone use illusion magic to provide him with psychological counseling, who knows how long the situation would have lasted.

As for the toad's power...

A month later, she had transformed into Hama Lily, with fiery red lips, a seductive figure, and a large bow tied in her hair.

He suffers from the same aftereffects as Jiraiya.

It farts every time it squats down, and the worst part is, it's a toad!

Tsunade laughed loudly, slapping the table as she spoke.

Might Guy looked at his bodysuit and felt horrified. Genma Shiranui also shuddered several times with a look of disgust on his face.

These aftereffects are a bit scary!