Konoha: Who's the good guy?

Explanation?

How do you explain this?

Yamanaka Kei couldn't very well tell Tsunade that he was just making things up and was planning to take her down in one fell swoop.

After all, given the circumstances at the time, the only reason he could think of for Tsunade to seek him out and attack him was...

That's probably all that's left in the village—rumors about him and Kushina.

The key issue is that he couldn't explain those rumors, and Tsunade didn't seem to want to hear any explanations.

If we don't take them down first, are we just going to wait for them to demolish our house?

Later, when Yamanaka Kei heard Kushina say that Tsunade had come to her because she couldn't borrow money from her.

After thinking about it for a while, he finally realized what it meant.

Is Tsunade really short of money?

He is currently the strongest medical ninja in the ninja world and one of the legendary Sannin of Konoha.

As long as she lets the word out that she has no money, not only will she not need to borrow money, but plenty of people will give her money for free.

However, Tsunade at this stage is not as completely resigned as she was in the original work.

Only when facing family members will they completely disregard their own image.

Therefore, when she saw Kushina listening to a man's words and earnestly analyzing for her what money she could and couldn't borrow, and once again advising her to stop gambling, she thought of coming over to take a look.

This woman... is here to check out her brother-in-law!

Yamanaka Kei's expression was starting to betray him; at least for this moment, he genuinely wanted to cover his face and run away.

What a blunder!

At that moment, Shi Guang thought he couldn't let this violent woman destroy his home.

If I had known, I should have been more patient and exchanged more blows with the other party.

Who knows, once they've tested the waters enough, we might all sit down and have a meal together in a pleasant atmosphere?

"Oh my~ Tsunade-nee~ I heard that Jiraiya-senpai and Orochimaru-senpai are back too. Shall we invite them over tonight and play together?"

Seeing her boyfriend's awkward expression, Kushina quickly stepped forward, took Tsunade's arm, and cheerfully changed the subject.

"Tch~ What's so fun about those two guys? This kid's illusions are much more interesting."

Tsunade pouted unhappily and, following Kushina's lead, sat down on the sofa.

She finally understood.

Kushina's heart was completely devoted to this boy, and she couldn't bear to see him suffer even the slightest grievance.

Ha~ Women in love... hopeless.

"Shall I get Tsunade another one after dinner tonight?"

Shan Zhongjing tentatively opened his mouth.

Tsunade gave Kushina a look that said, "You're smart enough to know what's good for you," then turned and patted her flat stomach, giving Kushina a look that said, "You'd better figure it out yourself."

She overslept this morning and missed breakfast, and then started wreaking havoc in the illusionary world at noon.

It was getting dark, and if she didn't eat soon, she was afraid her breasts would shrink from hunger.

"I'll do it! I'll do it!"

Yamanaka Kei quickly got up from the sofa and headed towards the kitchen.

This is at least a visit from Kushina's family.

At first, I didn't understand the situation. It was one thing to knock someone down with an illusion, but now they won't even give me a meal. That's going too far.

Moreover, while Kushina was cooking, he had to sit here and awkwardly chat with Tsunade.

this......

He was afraid of hurting his toes.

"Tsunade-nee, do you remember the announcement the village posted a while ago?"

Kushina watched her boyfriend flee in disarray, amused, and then turned to start a conversation with Tsunade.

"Announcement? Who cares about that?"

"It's that announcement about the Uzumaki clan~"

"Oh~ and then?"

"This time, Kei and Konan-niang, oh, that is, Fuufumi-fumi-sui, went out on a mission together and brought back a girl from the Uzumaki clan named Uzumaki Honoka. I heard she's dating Namikaze Minato..."

"No, why do all of you Uzumaki clan members like blond hair?"

"what?"

"What? You only look at looks when choosing a boyfriend? I remember..."

Two girls, one older and one younger, were talking in hushed tones in the living room.

Shan Zhongjing vaguely heard the conversation in the living room and rolled his eyes so hard they almost reached the sky.

What do you mean by "they all like blond hair"?

His hair is blonde! Blonde!

Besides...we're all from the same root, why the rush?

Sister, aren't our hair the same color?

"Fine, I'll let it go since you complimented me on my looks."

Yamanaka Keisuke muttered to himself, deciding to let his sister-in-law off the hook for the time being.

Turning around, he opened the refrigerator, selected his favorite vegetables and meats to prepare dinner, and looked at the system interface.

He just got three chances to draw entries, but he hasn't used them yet.

"System, it's acting up!"

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained the blue keyword "Nine Babies in One Pregnancy", the gray keyword "Penny Possessing Nothing", and the white keyword "Expired Milk".]

One Pregnancy with Nine Babies (Blue): A naturally blessed body for pregnancy, increasing the probability of conception, with a slight increase in the probability of twins, triplets, quadruplets... nine babies, and improved postpartum recovery speed and chances of conceiving again.

Penniless (gray): A pitiful young man shrouded in misfortune. No matter how hard he tries to change, his vital parts will gradually shrink to less than five centimeters. The probability of being disliked by his female partner increases significantly, as does the probability of breaking up, getting divorced, and feeling inferior.

Expired Milk (White): When using medical ninjutsu, the nature of the ninjutsu undergoes subtle changes that are difficult to detect. The control and treatment effect of medical ninjutsu are slightly improved, and the treated person may experience short-term, mild side effects.

One blue, one gray, one white...

Yamanaka Kei pursed his lips and subconsciously glanced at Kushina and Tsunade, who were whispering in the living room.

He only just started dating Kushina today, isn't it a bit too early to be thinking about having a baby?

Moreover, one or two is fine.

Changing diapers, feeding, and putting the baby to sleep—two people should be able to manage.

Is having nine babies in one pregnancy really not some kind of evil curse?

Childbirth is already difficult for women, but to have nine babies in one pregnancy would be life-threatening, even with a C-section!

Even if the baby is born safely.

Nine babies were crying for food there, damn it...

Shan Zhongjing shuddered violently, not daring to think about it. He felt that the viciousness of this entry was no less than that of black-themed entries!

There is also the phrase "having nothing of value."

At first glance, the mountain scenery seemed to bring bad luck and reduced wealth.

result......

Even more vicious than "one pregnancy with nine babies"!

It also specifically stated that "no matter how hard you try to change it, it will eventually shrink." Does this mean that even Orochimaru's software modifications couldn't save it?

Shan Zhongjing glanced at his crotch and secretly rejoiced that he was exceptionally large in this life, otherwise it would have been too terrifying.

As for the last item, "expired milk".

For medical ninjas, it's probably not that friendly either.

While it improved control over medical ninjutsu and healing effectiveness, the short-term, mild side effects were still too much...

"Did you not wash your hands? Or have you been doing too many bad things lately?"

Yamanaka Kei glanced silently at his hands as he washed vegetables and decisively rejected the thought that had just arisen in his mind.

This is definitely not his problem.

Absolutely not!

How could someone who loves the village (stabs the Root leader in the back), cares about his comrades (introduces Minato to a potential partner), is helpful (makes Kurama smile), and cares for his disciples (makes the three little ones do hard labor) have any problems?

If there's a problem, it's a problem with the system.

This damn system might be fundamentally flawed!

Since acquiring the system, he's drawn quite a few abbreviations, but how many decent items has he gotten?!

Yes, that's right.

It's all the system's fault!

System: Is no one speaking up for me?