Douluo Continent: The Spirit A Yin, a Master of Both Bow and Sword

Chapter 45 Yu Xiaogang's Undeserved Misfortune

"Hahaha! The person who invented this thing—a toilet plunger stuck to your butt—was a genius!"

"Exactly! The Sanwu group used to be known for their great teamwork, but now they've gone into the world of goofing around!"

"Hahaha, this is hilarious! What made the Sanwu group so shameless as to accept this toilet cleaning job? They've lost all sense of shame and are asking for money?"

The audience erupted in laughter. The host, who was rigorously trained, would try his best to control himself no matter how funny the joke was, but...

He couldn't hold back any longer, so he naturally joined in the mockery.

The two opponents standing on the ring were one fat and one thin.

The fat man's martial soul is a wild boar, while the skinny man's martial soul is a bamboo pole.

The two formed a "bamboo pole duo," which was jokingly referred to as the "pig liver duo."

They thought their combination was already hilarious, but little did they know there was someone even more formidable on the other side.

"I can't take it anymore, skinny guy, the people across the street are going to laugh me to death."

"Fatty, it seems we still have to keep working hard!"

The two looked at each other and then laughed even louder.

On the other side of the arena, Tang San clenched his fists, cursing Flander's ancestors to the eighth generation in his heart. How could such a shameful thing happen to him? The key point is that Flander didn't pay him.

Xiao Wu kept her head down, not wanting to see anyone. Now, it was impossible for her not to be laughed at.

That being the case...

"Brother, let's finish this quickly!" Xiao Wu suggested, her tone stiff.

"Alright!" Tang San thought to himself, holding his breath. The two of them had been laughing since the very beginning, completely unaware that the match had already started.

Blue Silver Grass provided cover for Xiao Wu to approach. As expected, the fat and thin were the two targeted by Xiao Wu. She used her powerful Eight-Stage Fist to thrash them until they were completely disoriented, with most of their bones broken. It would probably take them a hundred days to recover.

"Fatty, it was worth it!"

"Skinny, we're no longer a joke."

The two brothers looked at each other and smiled, then were carried out.

Thus, the popularity of the Sanwu group has increased from its initial high level to its current even higher level, mainly driven by the popularity of the comedians.

In this era of scarce entertainment resources, the move by the Sanwu Group is undoubtedly groundbreaking.

That night, Tang San and Xiao Wu made a fortune from their GG (gifts), and their shops were packed with people, all thanks to the popularity of the Tang-Xiao Wu duo.

The Spirit Hall subordinates, who had been inexplicably ordered by Ye Tianxing to invest in Shrek Academy, were somewhat resentful. However, after seeing tonight's sales figures, smiles appeared on their faces, and they sincerely exclaimed that the elder was no ordinary person; his vision was beyond the reach of us mortals.

The fame of the "Three-Five" combination spread, Shrek Academy "briefly" revived, and the subordinates of the Spirit Hall made a fortune, achieving three goals at once.

……

After a fierce battle, everyone won, but the atmosphere on the scene was very strange.

Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, Ning Rongrong, Xiao Wu, and the others stared at Ye Tianxing with unfriendly expressions.

Dai Mubai's dirty secrets were exposed by Ye Tianxing, leaving him utterly ashamed.

With Ye Tianxing's sword at his neck, Ma Hongjun experienced what it felt like to walk through the gates of hell.

Ning Rongrong was rebuked by Ye Tianxing and felt a surge of anger.

Xiao Wu learned that Ye Tianxing had instigated Dean Flander to make her wear such humiliating clothes, and that's when she began to hate him.

Tang San was originally supposed to join, but after seeing Ye Tianxing leave with Flander and Grandmaster, he decided not to.

Outside the Soto Grand Arena, Ye Tianxing took out three black robes.

"Dean Flander, the 3-5 combination was a great success this time. We'll go collect tonight's dividends later. Remember, don't let Tang San and Xiao Wu see us," Ye Tianxing said mysteriously.

"I understand!" The two exchanged a knowing smile, a smile that resembled that of shrewd businessmen.

Ye Tianxing laughed as Flander unknowingly walked into his trap, while Flander laughed as Ye Tianxing, a talented individual, saying it was his good fortune to be accepted by Shrek Academy.

"Master, don't you want it?" Ye Tianxing handed the black robe to Yu Xiaogang.

"Who am I? I am the Master! I am upright and honest, unlike you two who are so despicable, making my disciple lose face just to make money!" Yu Xiaogang had just learned about the Three-Five Duo, and was even angrier after seeing Tang San lose face!

"It's the Sanwu duo who are embarrassing, not Tang San and Xiao Wu. Don't worry, no one will care about their identities," Ye Tianxing laughed.

"For the sake of the academy's finances, we have no choice but to make things difficult for them," Flander said, feigning concern.

"Flander, you've changed!" Yu Xiaogang sighed deeply. The Flander he used to know wasn't like this.

"Master, as long as you give me enough money, I'll even call you father." Flander was desperate for money, to the point of madness.

"I@@/" Yu Xiaogang cursed repeatedly, her mentality collapsed, and she threw the black robe that Ye Tianxing handed her on the ground.

"I am a master, I don't need your charity! I want to see who dares to embarrass my disciple like this!" Yu Xiaogang wanted to see who this person was face to face, so he kept his true face hidden.

"You'll regret this," Ye Tianxing kindly reminded him, genuinely out of good intentions.

"My master has never regretted it!" Yu Xiaogang said, word by word.

"Okay!" Ye Tianxing stopped talking and silently led the way.

Ye Tianxing and Flander walked ahead, whispering to each other about the future development of Shrek Academy. Yu Xiaogang listened silently behind them, her face expressionless the whole time.

There is no moon tonight, and it is pitch black all around.

Walking through the deep, deserted alley, the lonely, cold wind constantly blew against the three of them.

Dressed in black robes, Ye Tianxing and Flander seemed like messengers from hell, leading the wandering ghost Yu Xiaogang into hell.

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Yu Xiaogang was dressed in deathly black, which blended perfectly with the current scene.

Above the tall buildings on both sides, five heads appeared one after another.

Dai Mubai held a wooden stick and silently watched the three people walking below.

"Ye Ping'an is downstairs. He'll follow my orders in a moment!" Dai Mubai transmitted his voice using his soul power to prevent others from overhearing.

"good!"

Ning Rongrong, Xiao Wu, and Ma Hongjun nodded in agreement. They were eager to teach Ye Ping'an a lesson he would never forget.

"Wait, Mu Bai, aren't you afraid of Dean Flander's punishment? Group fights among students are absolutely unacceptable. Besides, I have a feeling that Ye Ping'an's walking posture is off," Tang San said promptly.

"What are you afraid of? What are you waiting for? Are you waiting for Ye Ping'an to notice us? Those two up ahead are definitely Dean Flander and the Master. Ye Ping'an is just a student. What right does he have to walk with them?"

"If Dean Flander gets upset, just say I did it! Put all the blame on me!"

"Brothers, listen to my command!"

A red light flashed in Dai Mubai's eyes. He rolled up his sleeves, grabbed a wooden stick, and charged down.

Tang San felt that the person below looked familiar; in his memory, his teacher walked in the same way.

Purple Demon Eye, activate!

Upon seeing the figure below, Tang San's expression changed drastically: "No! Mu Bai!"

"Dry!"

It was too late. Dai Mubai roared and, just as Flander was about to realize what was happening, struck Ye Ping'an on the back of the head with a stick.

After knocking it down, the Seven Treasures Glazed Pagoda in Ning Rongrong's hand emitted a dazzling divine light.

"First, strength!"

"Secondly, speed is crucial!"

Ning Rongrong increased her attack speed, Ma Hongjun rode on "Ye Tianxing", and Xiao Wu's kicks were extremely ruthless, each kick aimed at the lower body.

Holding a wooden stick, Dai Mubai struck Ye Tianxing repeatedly in front of Flander, who was standing in a black robe. He beat him with gusto and felt very satisfied.

Flander's eyes widened, while the real Ye Tianxing squatted down, watching Dai Mubai and the others fighting so enthusiastically. He didn't say anything, but waited silently.

"..."

After a long while.

"Did you have a good time fighting?" Ye Tianxing suddenly asked, because Dai Mubai couldn't fight anymore, and Yu Xiaogang wasn't moving either.

"Of course I'm happy!" Dai Mubai replied subconsciously, then suddenly his body jolted.

As the red light in his eyes gradually faded, Dai Mubai looked at the master lying on the ground, covered in wounds, and wondered what he had done.

"I...regret...it," Yu Xiaogang said, mustering her last bit of strength.

(End of this chapter)