Elf-like Life

Chapter 91, The Crooked-Mouthed Little Fire Dragon

Every old friend in the Wigglypuff Guild received a farewell apple, but Charmander has no plans to deal with the guild leader, Wigglypuff, or that annoying Capital Bird for the time being.

"Hey, little fire dragon~"

"What are you going to say to President Jigglypuff and the Note Parrot later? Um, I mean, I really don't know what to say..."

Seeing that Pikachu was still a little worried, Charmander gestured again:

"Don't worry, Pikachu, I've got everything covered. Just wait and see!"

No sooner had the words left his mouth than the Grand Steward, the Musical Note Parrot, suddenly appeared behind the two little ones!

At this time, all the elders in the Fat Koding Guild were busy.

So who is the only important person who isn't busy, and even has time to stroll around and eat snacks?

That's right, it's this capitalist bird!

"Hey, what are you two doing loitering around here!"

【!!!】Charmander + Pikachu turning around!!!

"Ahem, you guys came back to the guild a day early, huh? Looks like you understand the importance of your positions. Come with me to the lobby right now!"

Charmander and Pikachu instinctively followed obediently, but after a few steps they sensed something was wrong.

This isn't right.

Weren't you here to leave the guild? Why are you being so subservient to this capitalist bird?

That won't do.

Today we must stand up for ourselves!

The head steward, the musical note parrot, originally wanted to give the two little ones a good talking-to in the hall, mainly because the two little ones were now "disciples" and could no longer be treated as newcomers.

So the musical note parrot started pacing around on its own:

"Ahem, you two listen up!"

"I'm not here to praise you. Now that you've been promoted to disciples, you'd better work hard and do an even better job each time, understand?"

Charmander clearly wasn't paying much attention, while Pikachu stood by, unsure of what to do.

The note parrot was completely oblivious to the changes in Charmander and Pikachu's attitudes, and was still pacing around with an air of superiority.

"Especially the last task of this new employee incentive program—I have to criticize that. Didn't I tell you not to overestimate yourselves?"

"Also, don't forget that from now on you are a disciple. A disciple should act like a disciple. Keep up the good work!"

"Did you understand?"

The musical note parrot only turned around now, only to find the little dragon calmly staring at it, seemingly having something to say, and in a very assertive way.

"Ha, what's wrong with you guys today?"

Charmander proceeded step by step according to his plan, getting straight to the point.

"Capital Bird, we've completed all the new recruit training missions, right? That means our previously signed contract has officially expired."

This incident infuriated the musical note parrot.

Especially when I first heard the nickname "Capital Bird," it was obvious that the two little ones had given it to him in private.

Musical Note Parrot: "Say it again, what did you just call me?!"

The little dragon politely laid out its intentions:

"I'm very sorry, it doesn't matter what nickname I use to address you anymore."

"Pikachu and I came here today to officially end our contract. After all, all the contracts have been fulfilled, and we're leaving now."

The next instant,

The word "leave" instantly struck a nerve with the musical parrot.

Even the other Pokémon expedition teams present heard Charmander's words, and the Pokémon who were watching the drama unfold in the hall immediately started discussing it.

(Delicious Expedition Team) "Hey, Stingray, did you hear that? They actually said they're leaving the Jigglypuff Guild?"

(Expedition Team) "No way, no way, could any expedition team really be so arrogant as to actually leave this place?"

(Ace Pilots Expedition) "Captain, did you hear what they're saying over there? It sounds like someone's trying to leave."

Little Fire Dragon was very puzzled. He had only expressed his intention to leave the guild, so why did it cause such a big commotion?

The onlookers were all stunned, but continued watching the show.

The musical note parrot was furious:

"You two mere apprentices, newly promoted to disciples, dare to speak so arrogantly in front of me?"

The same flames of anger as that day rose fiercely behind the musical note parrot.

Seeing that the Grand Steward was about to lose his temper again, the little elves, who were holding back their anger like a volcano about to erupt, quickly scattered and avoided him.

"Leave the guild?"

"again,"

"No,"

"think,"

"live,"

"Huh?!?"

However, unlike last time, this time two supporting characters who had been hiding in a corner of the hall suddenly appeared.

But he seized a perfect opportunity to make his appearance, fawning over the Grand Steward, the Note Parrot.

【!】Koffing and Zubat, those two grunts again!

The supersonic bat glides sideways, flapping its small wings and grinning wickedly, revealing its sharp teeth, to the left of the Grand Master Note Parrot.

"What a joke, what a huge joke, oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Look at these two spineless cowards. At best, they're just live-in sons-in-law in the guild. You two aren't worthy of knowing anything. You're not even as good as a dog squatting on the ground licking bones."

Pikachu is so annoying:

"Why are you everywhere? What business is it of yours here? Get out of here!"

This time, the gas bomb moved to the right of the Grand Master Note Parrot, its eyes squinting upwards:

"Yo-ho, yo-ho-ho!"

"This is outrageous! This mere son-in-law dares to betray his master! This is absolutely unforgivable!"

At the last moment, the musical note parrot angrily declared:

"This is outrageous!"

"Everyone in the entire Treasure Continent knows about the Fat Koopa Guild. You two have quite the nerve. The contract is right here; you can't just leave whenever you want!"

The moment the words left its mouth, the musical note parrot slapped the stack of contracts onto the little dragon's face.

The contract pages were filled with endless anger, and a few feathers were scattered in mid-air.

The little dragon remained calm and composed:

"Capital Bird, didn't I already say that the contract period has expired?"

"This contract is best ignored!"

That's how domineering it is! With a crisp "rip" sound without any warning, the little dragon neatly tore the contracts scattered on the ground to shreds with its tiny claws!

"you,"

"And you guys too!!"

Upon seeing this, the musical note parrot was so angry it almost vomited blood.

But the little dragon politely addressed the musical note parrot:

"When qi and blood rush to the heart, the pulse becomes stiff. Getting angry again is bad for your health. Be careful, your days may not be numbered!"

The musical note parrot was so angry that its wings were wrapped around its body and it was trembling:

"you,"

"What, what are you saying?!"

"You dare curse me? Fine, I'll see how you two survive on this continent after leaving the Fat Koding Guild!!"

Charmander had nothing more to say to the note parrot.

At this moment, all he needs to do is show the musical note parrot the orders worth billions, the marriage certificate of the Bai family in the capital, the eighteenth generation ancestor of the Taiyi Divine Needle, the identity of the Dragon King, and so on.

Zubat: "What?! A multi-billion dollar order?!"

Gas bomb: "Jing, the Bai family of Jingcheng!!"

In the end, the little dragon simply maintained a polite posture, cutely tilting its little mouth upwards to the right, naturally forming a crooked mouth logo similar to Nike's brand logo.

【】

Then, the crooked-mouthed Charmander grabbed Pikachu's little paw and prepared to stride towards the guild bunker door:

"Fat Koopa Guild, goodbye!"

(Of course, it was great, but they still had to take their bedding and other luggage. In the end, the two little ones unceremoniously rolled up their blankets and strode out.)

Having officially left the Jigglypuff Guild, how will Charmander and Pikachu start their business? Let's wait and see! Finally, a huge thank you to all the readers! I'm also asking for your votes, tips, favorites, and investments. That's all for this chapter!

(End of this chapter)