Elf-like Life

Chapter 50, Kangaskhan Warehouse

Happy to be a dad?

What's going on? Did I do something like this before?

I'm not Charmander, so why is this little Kangaskhan baby calling me "Dad"?!

The baby kangaroo didn't stop; instead, it became increasingly excited and vocal.

"Daddy's gotten smaller, he's completely become a little daddy!"

Before the little guy could even enjoy himself for long, his mother slapped him down. The owner of the Kangaskhan shop quickly stepped in, embarrassed, to explain:

"I'm so sorry, my baby doesn't understand yet, and this child is just shouting nonsense again."

Hi,

I was scared to death.

No, you can't just call someone "Dad" like that, little guy. You can't just randomly claim to be someone's biological father. Your mother is a kangaroo dragon, you know.

Kangaskhan and Charmander are completely different Pokémon!

But then I suddenly remembered...

The most unique species in the Pokémon world is probably Kangaskhan.

Don't let their super strength fool you; when they get violent, everyone is afraid of them. In battle, they're like parent and child, or physical attackers.

But they were all females, as evidenced by the pouches on the front of each marsupial's body.

So here's the question: all Kangaskhan are female. (That is to say, they are all female)

If there are no males, who are their husbands?

The following is the survey time for the Pokémon world:

According to the survey, the highest rate of marriage between Kangaskhan and male Aggron, Tyrannosaurus Rex, Charizard, and Roaring Bomb is found.

She has a husband too, Little Fire Dragon understood immediately.

"I see, so it must be that Roaring Bomb guy!"

To prevent the baby from fussing again, the mother had to forcibly put the baby back into the pouch and focus all her attention on the front desk.

"Oh dear, I'm so sorry."

"My husband is an incredibly handsome Charizard, but he hasn't been back for a long time. He's probably out doing some cool adventures around the world lately."

And so the truth about this family finally came to light.

Dad's Charizard + Mom's Kangaskhan

Judging from the sweet, nostalgic expression on the Kangaskhan owner's face, the baby's father must be a super powerful Charizard.

After all, that's the man known as the Fire Dragon.

But then again, no wonder I was mistaken for "Little Daddy"—Charizard becomes Charmander after it evolves.

Pikachu couldn't stand it any longer. This whole "recognizing a father" farce almost drove Charmander to a breakdown, but thankfully it was eventually explained perfectly.

————Preparation Divider————

The next thing the two kids need to do is open an account and save money.

"You must be a new expedition team. Our Kangaskhan Warehouse only costs 5 gold coins to open an account."

"We're having a promotion now. The first month is free, and then there's a 10-gold-coin item storage fee for the next three months."

"Would you like to open an account?"

As the only item warehouse in Treasure Town, the prices here are incredibly cheap, and you don't have to worry about losing your items at all.

Each customer corresponds to a separate storage point for their items.

It can store a maximum of 500 items.

Charmander + Pikachu: "Great, please open an account for us!"

[Ding! Kangaskhan's Warehouse unlocked successfully. 5 gold coins deducted as an account opening fee. You can now store items in the warehouse.]

List of items currently in the Adventure Backpack

Blue Orange Fruit X8

Detoxifying Fruit X1

苹果X8

Wenyou Fruit X1

Fat Kodama Guild Flag x1

Incredible Map X1

The adventure backpack wasn't very big to begin with, and the space was already taken up by a lot of tree fruits, so the two little ones discussed and decided to store some tree fruits there.

"Pikachu, I think bringing half a Blue Orange Berry is enough for a business trip."

Pikachu nodded: "Okay, so, what about the grapefruit?"

"There's only one pomelo left, let's save it."

The last two little ones stored four blue tangerines, one grapefruit, and two apples in the Kangaskhan warehouse.

The Kangaskhan owner thanked the two little ones warmly and told them that they might see a Kangaskhan statue in the wild, which would be like a branch of the Kangaskhan warehouse.

"We understand, thank you, Mr. Kangaroos."

Kangaskhan continued warmly, "It's alright, you're welcome to come again next time."

The mischievous baby marsupials popped out of its pouch:

Goodbye, little daddy!

Stop, stop, stop! I'm really not your father! Please stop calling me "little father"!

The two little ones packed their backpacks and rushed back as fast as they could, ready to meet up with the lobster soldiers at the agreed location.

【!】Shortly after leaving Kangaskhan's warehouse, the Pokémon in Treasure Town Plaza scattered!

"Get away from them, it's them!"

"Stand back, everyone stand back, it's them again!!"

The little sprites on the street all automatically moved away instantly, keeping a distance of more than a meter from each other, as no one wanted to get too close to them.

The Pokémon weren't hiding from Charmander and Pikachu, but from that infamous bully expedition team.

That's right, gas bombs and Zubats are swaggering around the streets again!

Pikachu immediately grabbed Charmander's little paw, ready to pull him away:

"It's them again! Watch out for the coronavirus, little dragon!"

Charmander remained standing in the same spot. It hadn't shown any respect to Gengar last time, let alone two insignificant lackey Pokémon. There was no point in hiding from them.

Gasball and Zubat spotted the two little ones from a great distance.

This was a deliberate act of interception and trouble-making!

"Hahaha, are you two not afraid of dying this time? You two spineless cowards dare to block the road?"

The gas bomb was the first to provoke, followed by the Zubat flapping its wings:

"Exactly! I heard you guys are going on a business trip again, how ridiculous!"

"This kind of human who's only trying to atone for his sins still has the right to go on business trips? Doesn't he even realize what kind of mess he's made? The baby Kangaskhan is already calling him 'Dad,' hahaha!!"

The little dragon roared angrily, "Shut up!"

This attitude only fueled the provocations of the gas bombs and supersonic bats, and this time it was for no other reason than...

All for the sake of wiping away the shame and giving the two little ones another good beating.

After giving them a good beating, steal that message in a bottle and take it back to Gengar, so the boss can have a good look at it.

Charmander completely ignored these thugs, and instead grabbed Pikachu's little paw and confidently moved forward:

"Ignore them, let's go with Pikachu, we're waiting to meet up over there."

"Okay, little fire dragon."

Gas bombs and super bats were completely dumbfounded when they saw this situation.

It's understandable that Charmander is always so arrogant, but why is the Pikachu next to it so fearless today? The Pikachu used to be so timid, always trembling and running away at the sight of anything. Has it changed?

At the last moment, the gas bomb secretly gave Zubat a wink and grinned wickedly:

"Hey, little elf, you can leave, but leave all your stuff behind!"

The little dragon confidently turned around:

"Come on, let's see if you two little fry have the guts!"

Don't get too cocky, prepare to be challenged—

The gas bomb quickly took a deep breath, and after its body expanded, it released a large amount of dark purple poisonous mist, which instantly obscured visibility.

"Watch out, Charmander, it's that same trick again!"

This time, Charmander won't be reckless anymore. The best way to avoid the poisonous fog is to lie down and crawl forward, getting as close to the ground as possible.

Pikachu also maintained the same posture, the two little ones first defending and then attacking, preparing to wait for the poisonous fog to dissipate before making any moves.

Unexpectedly, outside the poisonous fog, a command was suddenly given:

"Third brother, it's your turn now!"

whoosh-

Charmander suddenly felt something was wrong. His vision was blurry in the poisonous fog, and he seemed to hear Zubat fly over his head in an instant, taking something with it.

By the time they fully realized what was happening, the adventure backpack had already been secretly snatched away by the Zubat!

"Hehe, the thief's tactics worked!"

What?! Those two bastards!

If you can't beat them openly, you resort to stealing?

The important location, the Kangaskhan warehouse, is unlocked. I saw this Charmander reference in a book review section; it basically said something about Charmander's mother having problems, haha. It's a combination of Charmander and Kangaskhan. Enough said, let's get started!

(End of this chapter)