Elf-like Life

Chapter 40, Bucktooth Raccoon Treats Us

After the two little ones completed this shopping task, it indirectly reduced the buck-toothed raccoon's daily workload.

Because the buck-toothed raccoon had been in charge of all the procurement matters for the Wigglypuff Guild, it would be busy from morning till night every three to five days.

Sure enough, the buck-toothed raccoon arrived right away.

"Oh my God, thank you both so much!"

The goofy buck-toothed raccoon flashed his signature big buck teeth and thanked the two little ones as soon as he returned:

"I heard you spent a lot of time on this shopping trip. You must be exhausted, since this is all part of my job."

Pikachu said that purchasing things was no big deal: "Not at all, not at all, you're exaggerating, Tom Nook."

However, the kind-hearted buck-toothed raccoon couldn't let the two little ones off so easily. As a senior, he was always thinking about how to take care of the new juniors.

For example, in return, treat Charmander and Pikachu to a stir-fry meal.

"Stir-fry!"

The little dragon suddenly remembered something.

"You guys have probably been to the cafeteria before, right? Today it's my treat. The stir-fries there are classic, so don't be shy!"

In this way, the friendship between the two little ones and the buck-toothed raccoon will be further strengthened.

When they first arrived at the Jigglypuff Guild, they met Bulbasaur. The two little ones always felt that Bulbasaur was kind and caring towards his juniors.

In the end, the senior colleague treated us to a meal, which made me feel very embarrassed.

"Oh my god, you two juniors don't need to be so reserved. Let's eat together in the cafeteria today."

No sooner had the buck-toothed raccoon finished speaking than the clear, crisp sound of wind chimes rang out.

"Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring—" (Dinner's served at the Fat Koopa Guild's cafeteria!)

Charmander, Pikachu, and Biscuit's stomachs rumbled with hunger as soon as they heard the bell.

There's no way around it, this is just everyday life in the Pokémon world. When it's mealtime, the Pokémon get hungry and have to eat.

The three boys unanimously:

Let's go to the cafeteria for stir-fries today!

———Dining Hall Divider———

The guild canteen was as lively as ever today.

Almost every day is the same; when the little dragons come down, a large number of diners have already flocked to the cafeteria.

"Smack smack..."

"Smack smack smack..."

There are plenty of little elves eating, and today the aroma of food wafting from the cafeteria has a strange smell mixed in with it.

This reminded Charmander of the bizarre food he had eaten last time, but this strange taste was milder than the original flavor of Stargazing.

It was easy for the little dragon to think that the "Stargazing" dish had passed the experimental stage and was now being served to diners.

There was a large group of Pokémon gathered around the front row seats, watching something. The pungent smell was wafting from that direction; it was probably some Pokémon doing a mukbang.

"It stinks! Did someone eat that awful food from the other day?"

Pikachu complained bitterly, and even the buck-toothed raccoon couldn't stand it anymore:

"Oh my god, there must be some guy doing a cheesy mukbang, but it smells really bad."

Despite the stench, a large number of onlookers love it. They need to watch the food broadcaster's performance to whet their appetites and cheer.

The next instant, a familiar shout from the island city suddenly rang out from the crowd of watching Pokémon!

"Hey hey, you're here, bro!"

It's an hyperactive ape dressed as an Enderman, wearing a dark mask, performing a grotesque mukbang (eating broadcast). The mask seems to instantly imbue it with a dark aura. It's squatting on the ground, broadcasting:

"No more worries about three meals a day, just eat Lao Ba's secret-recipe mini burgers!"

Charmander was shocked. The creature eating the smelly food was this hyperactive ape, and it didn't expect so many Pokémon to be watching.

An hyperactive ape is making a secret-recipe mini burger:

"Stinky tofu~"

"Prisoner~"

"So delicious, and have another slice of lemon!"

All I could see were clumps of strange, poop-like sauce smeared inside the mini hamburgers, and the hyperactive ape was putting on quite an enthusiastic show, making a very loud noise:

"Just tell me, is this burger any good? Let's eat it! Let's get this going!"

"Click—"

"Click-clack—"

"Click—click-click—"

It's a bit scary, really. When hyperactive apes eat mini hamburgers, they always unconsciously make strange noises in their esophagus, like the aftereffects of war that damage their esophagus.

However, this is the kind of suffering these food vloggers have to endure.

He'd eat anything for fame, even if it made him sick!

The three boys said they really couldn't appreciate it.

The buck-toothed raccoon said it was used to these little elves; there were always people doing mukbang performances in the cafeteria every day, so there was no need to pay attention to them.

So going out for stir-fries is the way to go right now.

At first, the Wind Chime Office thought the three little ones were just there for a set meal, but unexpectedly, the buck-toothed raccoon asked for a home-style stir-fry, and he would pay for it all.

"That's rare, is Bucktooth Raccoon treating us today?"

"Yes." A blush crept onto the buck-toothed raccoon's smiling face.

"I'm planning to order a spicy hot pot that even the three little elves could eat. I hope Uncle Gorilla will cook it with a bit more heat. As for the chili peppers..."

Since it was the buck-toothed raccoon who was treating, the individual eating habits of the two little ones also had to be taken into account.

"Can you two eat spicy food?"

As a Fire-type Pokémon, Charmander definitely loves spicy food, and Pikachu also enjoys spicy cuisine, which coincides with the love of spicier food from Bibarel.

"My goodness, I didn't expect our tastes to be so similar. Then please add more chili, Master Gorilla."

"Received~" Wind Chime Bell gently shook its bell again to indicate that a little elf had placed an order, and gestured to Chef Ash in the cafeteria.

"Ring ring ring, one serving of spicy hot pot!"

The smart gorilla, upon receiving the order, immediately began stir-frying without hesitation. After stir-frying the chili peppers and removing them from the wok, it skillfully heated the oil, then added the sliced ​​meat, vegetables from the dry pot, and the indispensable soul, Sichuan peppercorns.

As for the owner of the Creamy Fairy shop, she saw it all.

We've been waiting for the little dragon for so long today, how could we let the spicy hot pot get away with it so easily this time?

They absolutely won't stop until they've turned Mala Xiangguo into a culinary disaster:

"Brother Gorilla, let me know before it's done cooking, so I can polish it up a bit later."

Zhihui the gorilla, while stir-frying: "Okay, no problem!"

On one side, sweat pours down inside the canteen kitchen; on the other, the scorching sun beats down outside the Fat Koding Guild bunker.

At noon, most of the little elves went to eat.

A familiar petite figure rushed over, hopping and skipping without stopping, sweat dripping onto the ground, mixed with tears!

"A Pokémon is coming! Whose footprints are these? Whose footprints are these?"

"It's confirmed, it's Lulili's footprints!"

Luli was in such a hurry that she almost fell over on the edge of the shaft.

"Wait, children aren't allowed to go in alone. Aren't you old enough to form an expedition team yet?"

Luli was clearly crying:

"But, boohoo~"

"Please let me in to find my two older brothers, sob sob, my brother Mary Lou, he..."

The Fat Koopa Guild's security department was completely baffled. Little Luli was clearly acting strangely, as if something had happened at home.

"Don't cry, don't cry, speak slowly."

"Oh, my brother Mary Lou!"

"My brother ran away from home!!!"

Something still happened to Marylou and her siblings; anything can happen!

(End of this chapter)