Elf-like Life

Chapter 17, The Grand Steward's Note Parrot

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That sound is so shrill!

Just like a parrot's voice!!

It should be said that it's a parrot sprite, definitely a parrot!!

And so a musical note parrot arrogantly appeared behind the two little ones.

Too lazy to even spread their wings.

His attitude clearly indicated he held a high position, and his tone exuded capitalist flair.

Before anything even happened, he exaggeratedly put on half a pair of retro round glasses and looked the two little ones up and down:

"I've been watching you two for ages, what are you doing wandering around the lobby like that!"

"Since you're all new apprentices, you'd better stand still!"

Ha, little apprentice brat?

That's enough!

It turns out that this musical note parrot is the second most important person in the entire Fat Koopa Guild, second only to the guild leader, Fat Koopa.

Musical Note Parrot → [Grand Steward]

In the Wigglypuff Guild, everything is overseen by this musical note parrot, including all the trivial matters within the guild.

Because his voice was too high-pitched when he spoke

Therefore, he was also called the "Too Sharp Grand Steward".

Because of his sharp tongue and his tendency to act like a capitalist, he didn't have a good reputation among the elves, but everyone had to give the Grand Steward face, after all, the title was what it was.

Charmander and Pikachu were very clever; they quickly stood in line obediently and showed a very polite attitude.

After all, this was my first time at the Fat Keding Guild, and the person standing in front of me was a big leader. I would have to register with the leader later.

As the saying goes, newcomers must never be arrogant or haughty; this rule goes without saying for the two little ones.

"Cough cough,"

The musical note parrot kept its wings tucked behind its back and paced back and forth in front of the two little ones.

"That's more like it. Newcomers need to learn the rules first!"

"You two, come closer."

"Let me see the remaining value first!!"

Hey, hey, hey, this is so capitalist?

The musical note parrot carefully examined Pikachu and Charmander from head to toe, and only after confirming that the two little ones had some remaining value did it remove its retro round glasses and continue its arrogant statement:

"Well, they're barely worth anything. Come here, all of you, stop dawdling!"

Pikachu + Charmander: "Yes"

----split line----

The two little ones followed the musical note parrot all the way to the third basement level.

The place was a bit messy, with a stack of registration rosters piled up in the corner, along with a lot of papers.

The musical note parrot impatiently fetched a roster, unfolded it, and then grabbed a quill pen, dipped it in ink, and began to scold:

"Come on, come on, register!"

"Give me the size of the expedition!"

2.

How many hours can you work in a day?

"All day."

"Besides work, do you have the awareness to follow the rules and contribute to our guild?"

"Ah, this..."

Throughout the entire registration process, not a single question was about the expedition team's name, and Little Dragon suddenly felt something was amiss.

Isn't registration just registering the team's name?

The musical note parrot suddenly raised its voice:

"Ha, does the name of the expedition team even matter?"

"What are you two young workers thinking about all day long?"

"What I need are workers who can generate wealth for our guild 24/7. It's that simple, understand?"

Varied!

We're no longer an expedition team, but have become workers for the Fat Koopa Guild?

Pikachu asked softly, "Charmander, what does it mean that we've become workers?"

"Ahem, that's exactly what I mean!"

The musical note parrot turned around without any hesitation, this time carrying a thick stack of papers with the word "contract" written on them.

Registering isn't that easy. The largest Fat Kodak guild in the entire Treasure Continent has its own official registration requirements, which is to first sign a contract with the guild.

"You two newcomers are in luck! This is our guild's latest contract. Read it and sign it now!"

——Pancotin Guild - New Contract——

1. After signing this contract, any expedition team can enjoy the mission resources on the guild bulletin board for free, as well as many benefits brought by the reputation of the Fat Koding Guild.

2. The new contract introduces an incentive-based training program. To encourage newcomers, the guild will provide free guidance to them for one month. If newcomers choose to continue their training, they can enjoy guild accommodation and meals during the training period.

3. The net profit generated from tasks received from the bulletin board will be collected by the Fat Ke Ding Guild at a certain percentage.

4. Anyone who damages guild property without authorization or seriously harms the guild's reputation will be held accountable by our guild for up to 50 years after their death.

5. Once this contract is signed, no overtime, holiday, or special rest day benefits will be provided during the contract period. The final interpretation right belongs to Fat Ke Ding Guild.

After reading it, Pikachu was completely confused.

Little Dragon felt that the new contract was strange, as several of the clauses were quite vague.

If this were the human world, simply find a knowledgeable lawyer to take a look and analyze it.

However, while Pikachu is an encyclopedic scholar, he is not an expert in law, and he cannot make an assessment from a professional perspective.

"What are you two hesitating about? Are you going to sign the contract or not?"

Seeing that the musical note parrot was getting increasingly impatient, the two little ones had to make a decision as soon as possible.

[1. Sign. 2. Don't sign.]

From a basic perspective, this contract clearly states that you can enjoy all the resources within the Fat Koding Guild, as well as other related benefits.

Furthermore, the new contract includes an incentive program for further education, which is very friendly to new expedition teams. They can receive free guidance, and the guild will provide food and accommodation.

However, the terms regarding net profit distribution and the exclusion of holidays are clearly open to discussion, and Little Dragon is still considering them.

Pikachu is most optimistic about the incentive program, since coming to the Jigglypuff Guild has finally fulfilled his wish, and he can eat, live, and study at the guild in the future.

I was so happy.

"Hey, little fire dragon~"

"How about we stay at the Fat Koopa Guild for a month? We can learn new skills and make all sorts of friends. Maybe our expedition team will be much stronger after a month!"

That being said,

Isn't it better to be at home?

However, the facilities in Jigglypuff's Guild are indeed far superior to those in Pikachu's home.

After much thought, it seems that only the mission resources remain as the most valuable resource.

The musical note parrot carefully observed the expressions of the two little ones.

It's clear that Pikachu is thinking about how to motivate further education, while Charmander is considering how to gain guild contribution points in the future so he can go to the Great Library to find out about his origins.

"You're really taking your time, let me put it this way!"

"Those expeditions that registered with our guild before won't be eligible for the benefits of the new contract; this incentive program is tailor-made for you."

Pikachu nodded gently.

"Furthermore, we are the only ones in the entire Treasure Continent who possess a massive amount of mission resources."

"Our guild is the only leader; where else can we find so many quest resources? What are you dawdling around for?"

The little dragon was also completely bewildered by the deception.

The red clay box is right next to the two little paws. Just lift up the little paws, first gently dip them in the red paste, and then press them onto the contract.

The little red paw prints are left on the contract paper.

Wait, this contract can't be signed yet. We need to figure things out completely before we can put our fingerprints on it.

Splat!

Charmander was still thinking when Pikachu suddenly pressed its little paw to the very bottom of the contract!

With everything settled, the musical note parrot instantly retrieved the contract, turned around with its wings folded, and said:

"Alright, one small paw print is all that's needed for registration."

Wait, Pikachu, when are you?!

"Great! The contract is officially in effect!"

"And you two listen up, you're coming with me now to see Chairman Fat Ding and report to him!"

Charmander hadn't quite recovered yet.

"What are you waiting for? Come here right now!"

"Yes!" (X1)

Pikachu, Pikachu, why are you leaving those little paw prints everywhere? Look at what's written on the contract! (Spicy Chicken Shreds covers his mouth and laughs) The classic contract is here! Starting today, two updates a day. Hopefully, this trial run will be successful, and please continue to support Jiang Jiang, dear readers!

(End of this chapter)