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Chapter 269 Gu Yuena: What?! I actually called Xiao Wu "Mom"?!

[However, when I was writing about Gu Yuena, something really interesting suddenly came to mind. Gu Yuena is clearly the ruler of all soul beasts, and she's lived for an unknown amount of time, yet in the end she has to call Xiao Wu "Mom," and the thing is, she actually did! Hahaha!]

Gu Yuena: ? ? ?

Xiao Wu: Holy crap?!

All the women: !!

[This isn't surprising. In the original story, Xiao Wu's son, Tang Wulin, and Gu Yuena eventually got together, inheriting the God of Destruction and the God of Life respectively. According to seniority, Gu Yuena should indeed call Xiao Wu, her mother-in-law, "Mom." However, according to the seniority of soul beasts, Xiao Wu should call Gu Yuena "Lord Silver Dragon King."]

However, it's unclear whether it's because Gu Yuena's Silver Dragon King bloodline was later extracted into her son Lan Xuanyu's body, but Gu Yuena can no longer be considered the Silver Dragon King. Therefore, the two of them no longer have separate identities, but it still looks quite strange and comical.

In the Lake of Life, the auspicious beast cautiously looked at Gu Yuena, whose face was flushed red. It lowered its head slightly, but its body couldn't help trembling, and it giggled.

"What are you laughing at?" Gu Yuena's emotionless voice reached the auspicious beast's ears, causing it to fall silent, too afraid to move an inch, and stop laughing.

As an observer, Gu Yuena never delved into this issue. Dai Yichen had mentioned it before: if she followed the original route, she would have become a couple with Tang San's son, which would mean she would have to call Xiao Wu "Mom."

Xiao Wu is just a 100,000-year-old soul beast, can she afford to be treated like that?

Xiao Wu now: Can't accept it, can't accept even a little bit.

[Another requirement is that to become the wife of a man from the Tang family, one must be a soul beast, at least 100,000 years old! Tang Hao's wife was the 100,000-year-old Blue Silver Emperor, Ah Yin; his son Tang San's wife was the 100,000-year-old Soft Bone Rabbit, Xiao Wu (who is now mine); and Tang San's son Tang Wulin's wife was even more extraordinary, being the Silver Dragon King, a half-body of the Dragon God. Their son Lan Xuanyu, who possesses the bloodline of the Dragon God, married Bai Xiuxiu, a Demon Soul Great White Shark.]

[Now I've come up with a Tang family ancestral precept I saw somewhere (genius netizen): Men inherit Blue Silver, essential for picking up girls; women inherit Clear Sky, essential for self-defense; don't raise sons, don't raise daughters; men marrying soul beasts start at 100,000; women marrying cheat codes, only gods will marry; on the first day of school, a fight is mandatory; all male members are henpecked; one generation of hammers, one generation of kings, every generation of hammers hammers the Pope; one generation of male protagonists, one generation of gods, every generation of male protagonists enters the Tang Sect. Rhyming, so rhyming!]

All the women:

It does rhyme, but they also noticed a problem.

Speaking only of males, why is it that all of them have Blue Silver Grass as their martial soul? Statistically speaking, shouldn't it be 50/50?

The man has the Blue Silver Grass martial soul, and the woman has the Clear Sky Hammer martial soul. Isn't that a bit too bizarre?

Moreover, Tang San's Blue Silver Grass martial soul had already evolved into Blue Silver Emperor. According to the theory of martial soul inheritance, a man's martial soul should not be Blue Silver Grass, but rather Blue Silver Emperor, which would be more reasonable, right?

It's not like we can always have the Blue Silver Grass martial soul and then have to go through a special awakening process every time.

As for the woman inheriting the Haotian Hammer, the imagery is quite jarring. A proper young lady from a respectable family is suddenly wielding a giant hammer. Surely not all the women of the Tang family are tough women?

Is it reasonable to have a woman who looks rather delicate swing a sledgehammer?

As for being unable to have children despite having daughters, what does that mean? It's normal for a woman to be unmarried and infertile, but they clearly remember that Tang San's daughter, Tang Wutong, eventually married Huo Yuhao, right?

Do they not have any offspring?

[Speaking of infertility due to having daughters, we must mention Huo Yuhao and Tang Wutong. Huo Yuhao, a born prodigy of Douluo Star, has always lived under the control of Tang Shenwang. On the first day of school, he was assigned to the same dormitory as Wang Dong, who was dressed as a woman. Why dress as a woman? Now it's quite obvious—it's a blatant scheme.]

[This must be the Willow Heaven Sect's doing. Otherwise, the academy's higher-ups would know that the Goddess of Light Butterfly Martial Soul only appears on women, and they would have seen through Wang Dong's disguise at a glance, yet they pretended not to notice.]

Although the original novel doesn't explicitly state that having a daughter makes one infertile, some netizens have noticed from various details that Huo Yuhao is unable to get close to Tang Wutong when they are together, while others can approach her easily. No one would believe that Tang San isn't targeting Huo Yuhao.

[Moreover, it's said that Tang Wutong was even bound by a chastity lock by Tang Shenwang, and after their marriage, Huo Yuhao apparently spent a long time unlocking it. When I heard this from others, I felt that Huo Yuhao's life back then must have been incredibly humiliating. Better to be a broken jade than a whole tile! If it were me, would I accept or reject this marriage? Who would I be insulting?!]

All the women:

Holy crap, is Tang San really that disgusting?

Chastity lock!

They felt it wasn't that serious, really not.

You used your daughter to bind Huo Yuhao, the chosen one, and abused him in various ways. It's one thing to use her to test him, but in matters of the heart, isn't this going too far?

Using his daughter to bind someone else and then using a chastity lock to prevent anyone from touching her, how could Huo Yuhao tolerate that?

Suddenly, they remembered that Tang San seemed to have captured Huo Yuhao's mother's soul and was using it as a form of "blackmail." Ultimately, Huo Yuhao had no choice but to be with Tang Wutong in order to get Tang San to revive his mother.

Dai Yichen seemed to have mentioned that Tang San had personally said that Huo Yuhao's mother's soul was the one he had searched for a long time before finally finding it while Huo Yuhao was traveling.

But is that really the case?

It seems that there is no such thing as the Underworld in Douluo Continent, right? Generally speaking, if a person is not resurrected within a certain period of time after death, their soul will leave the body and dissipate into the world. This is why resurrection magic has a time requirement.

They tend to believe that Tang San held Huo Yun'er's soul in his hands when she died. Would he be so kind as to spend so much time searching for a soul?

Moreover, it can be seen from Huo Yuhao's childhood to his enrollment in Shrek Academy that Tang San had been planning this all along. Huo Yuhao was already a puppet in his hands. Huo Yun'er's death was the fuse that ignited Huo Yuhao's desire to grow and take revenge. Tang San collecting Huo Yun'er's soul at that time was just a convenient thing to do.

All the women had one thought in their minds: Tang San's desire for control was really strong; it felt like his whole family were just tools.

The father, Tang Hao, seized the spirit of the Douluo Star plane and became the new plane master; the mother, A Yin, merged with the Golden Ancient Tree and became the life core of Douluo Star; the daughter, Tang Wutong, tied down the chosen one of destiny, Huo Yuhao; and the son, Tang Wulin, tied down the Silver Dragon King, Gu Yuena.

Gu Yuena was also feeling a bit aggrieved. She really wanted to tear Tang San in half, but she wasn't sure if Tang San had someone behind him. She didn't know about the Sea God, but Tang San's soul was brought by the God of Asura, so there must be a God-King like the God of Asura behind him!

P.S.: Please read on! Please read on! I'm begging you!

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