American comics: This guy is crazy.
Chapter 349 Shamanic Skills, Temple of the Gods
Chapter 349 Shamanic Skills, Temple of the Gods
The spirits bound to the haunted house transformed into rays of light and ascended to heaven the moment they gained their freedom.
"Did they go to heaven?"
Allen couldn't understand the phenomenon of the undead ascending to immortality.
After all, he had been to the underworld but not to heaven, and he didn't know the final destination of the soul.
"I have no idea."
Rowling shook her head helplessly, unable to give a definite answer.
She does possess mediumship abilities, but her consciousness searches for demons and evil spirits wandering the human world; she cannot directly enter hell, much less ascend to heaven.
Of course, this is not something the living should care about.
The current problem is that the haunted house is gone.
The rapidly collapsing mansion appeared to be swallowed up, sinking into the ground at a visible speed.
As black smoke rose slowly, it resembled the thick smoke billowing from a fire.
Fortunately, the location was limited to the area of the haunted house and did not spread outwards.
"Barry, your house is on fire."
As Allen watched the remaining ruins of the haunted house burst into flames, he inexplicably felt a sense of familiarity.
Barry had no time to respond; an exorcism had cost him his home.
It was a complete loss, both financially and personally.
"This is the passage to hell!"
Ed exclaimed in shock, "I read about this in a book. Hellfire pours out from the exit between Hell and the human world, causing countless demons to descend to earth and participate in a killing feast."
boom!
A burst of flame shot straight out of the hole in the ground, and the haunted house was no longer visible.
Allen mustered his courage and walked to the edge of the cave entrance. A wave of scorching heat hit him, and as far as the eye could see, demons were climbing up the cave walls.
The hideous and terrifying demons rushed to the human world, eager to devour human flesh and souls.
This is a delicious meal that demons find utterly irresistible.
"What should we do?"
The Warrens felt a chill run through their bodies.
They usually find dealing with even one demon extremely dangerous, but now, facing countless demons, they probably won't last a single encounter.
Rowling and Ed were tempted to retreat, thinking they should escape as far as possible, and immediately organized a resistance force within the church.
"Master, should we retreat first?" Bruce asked timidly.
Looking at the countless demons from hell, he had the illusion that the world was about to end.
"Prepare the boy's urine."
Allen unzipped his pants and pulled out the Python.
Bruce's eyes lit up, and he immediately thought of using a child's urine to ward off evil spirits.
"What are you doing?"
Barry, unaware of what was going on, followed suit and unbuckled his belt.
Rowling immediately covered her eyes and turned away, her cheeks flushed.
"What does this mean?"
Ed, puzzled, pressed for an explanation, and just like everyone else, he became uncivilized at the edge of the cave.
"My master taught me that the urine of a man who has never had sex can exorcise demons," Bruce said seriously.
As they spoke, Bruce glanced at Allen's large member out of the corner of his eye and asked in surprise, "Master, what's the purpose of that ring you're wearing?"
"This is my Ghost Lamp Ring, a magical artifact. I'm worried about losing it and hiding it in an indescribable part of my body."
"..."
Judging from Allen's behavior, it seems quite reasonable for that guy to wear a ring.
The demons, climbing up the cave wall, looked up and saw the cave entrance. They were bewildered by the four demons' uncivilized behavior.
Are humans like that now?
Not only were they not afraid of the demons, they even urinated on them.
The demons at the forefront had nowhere to retreat, and behind them, an endless stream of demons pressed forward one after another. They could only grit their teeth and keep going despite the danger.
Four jets of water transformed into raindrops in mid-air, striking the demon's face.
The helpless demon could only wreak havoc, and was quite a distance from the cave entrance.
"Comfortable!"
Allen snapped to attention and put away his weapon.
"The demon isn't dead; it's climbing even faster now."
Barry was horrified to discover that the demon was charging like a mad dog, perhaps enraged by a single urination.
A boy's urine is useless; it only makes the devil angrier.
"do not be afraid."
Allen took off his black robe, revealing a hospital gown, and said with the pious look of a charlatan, "Stop pretending. I am actually Jehovah's father, and I have come down to earth to save humanity."
After saying that, Allen pushed up his non-existent glasses: "I can never admit to being defeated by the Dragon Slayer and banished to the mortal realm."
"..."
It turns out this guy is mentally ill.
The Warrens stared wide-eyed, thinking they had truly encountered a madman.
This explanation is plausible, dispelling the absurd claim that virgin urine can exorcise demons.
"Whew... A humiliating defeat with a beam of light!"
Allen struck a pose like a primary school student raising his hand, casting a healing light into the cave.
A beam of pure white light, containing elements of pure light, shone upon the demon, causing what appeared to be a fatal injury.
[Defeat the unicorn demon, experience points +300]
[Defeat the Vengeful Spirit Demon, experience points +400]
[Slay the Blood Demon, experience points +310]
【…】
The experience tips and tricks helped Allen's shaman class level rise rapidly.
Having arrived in this world, I'm too lazy to even glance at the job details.
After all, a level 0 profession offers no help, while having five max-level professions is enough to handle a lot of trouble.
……
[Sufficient experience points, Shaman class Lv20, learned class skills.]
[Learned Skill: Temple of the Gods.]
[Hall of Gods: Heavenly Emperor 0/1, Righteous Gods 0/365. It can accept spirits and deities for offerings, and also allows users to create and nurture their own gods.]
[Prerequisites completed to unlock corresponding skills.]
[Summoning Spell: Summons a righteous deity.]
[Exorcism Technique: Commanding righteous gods.]
[Spell to Dispel Spirits: Dispels righteous spirits.]
……
While the others were astonished by Allen's special abilities, he began researching professional skills.
Without a doubt, the Temple of the Gods is the core skill of the Shaman.
Traditionally, shamans were seen as servants of deities, thereby acquiring extraordinary abilities.
The shaman class, as granted by the system, has two paths to advancement.
Firstly, in order to worship deities according to established concepts, one must gain the recognition of wild deities and serve them with humility.
The problem is, how could Allen possibly be willing to serve the gods? The gods might even want to kill him.
Therefore, the only option is the second one: to create your own deity and make offerings to it until it manifests. The advantage is that the master-servant relationship changes, and you don't have to worry about the deity abandoning you.
"This is a good job."
Allen continued casting spells, pondering, "I want to create a pantheon that matches my temperament, and its prestige must reflect my personality."
"Neurotic Emperor, return to your position at once!"
With a thought, name the deity of the core position.
Three feet above Allen's head, a palace, visible to him, suddenly lit up with a star that hovered in the center of the palace.
"You despicable deity, return to your place at once!"
"You tyrannical lord, return to your place at once!"
"Shameless Heavenly Venerable, return to your place at once!"
"Cunning Celestial, return to your place at once!"
With the five stars lit up, no more true gods can be created temporarily due to level restrictions.
The pantheon is structured with a hierarchy including the Central Heavenly Emperor, the Four Directional Heavenly Venerables, the Eighteen Heavenly Lords, the Thirty-Six Star Lords, the Seventy-Two Heavenly Generals, and the One Hundred and Eight Divine Generals.
(End of this chapter)
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