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Chapter 346 Allen's Unintentional Battle of Wits

District police station.

Barry is a forensic intern who happens to be staying in the police station dormitory during a break from his home exorcism.

Today is my turn to be on duty.

It might be due to supernatural influence.

Barry had finished washing up and was preparing to go to bed early.

As a result, a body was brought in that required an autopsy.

The problem is that the forensic pathologist's office is located several kilometers away from the police station at a funeral home. After all, there is a need for freezers to store bodies, and the police station has no rule about leaving bodies overnight.

Left with no other choice, Barry put on his clothes and headed to the funeral home.

Midway through, his partner's supervisor received a phone call and had to go home to handle some matters, leaving Barry to do the entire autopsy.

Having graduated with a degree in forensic medicine, Barry was naturally capable of handling the work independently.

But then a series of strange and inexplicable events occurred, which terrified him.

First, there are supernatural occurrences in the house, then there are strange corpses in the funeral home.

Barry immediately thought of two masters who performed exorcisms in his home.

……

As soon as I hung up the phone.

Allen pulled Bruce up and headed to rescue him.

Bruce reluctantly drove to the funeral home.

The main reason was that Alan couldn't drive and was unfamiliar with the area, so he had to bring Bruce along.

On the way there, it started to rain heavily and a strong wind picked up, which felt very abnormal.

Within half an hour, we arrived at the funeral home without incident.

It is clearly a private funeral home, and the family may no longer be involved in the industry, so they rented it out to the police station for forensic work.

I got off the bus in the pouring rain.

Seeing a large tree fall and block the main entrance is almost too much of a coincidence.

"Can't be moved."

Bruce used all his strength, but the thick tree trunk he could hug remained completely still.

"Get out of the way."

As Allen made his move.

Bruce's eyes were filled with disbelief.

All I could see was Allen effortlessly lifting a tree weighing several tons and then tossing it into the lake beside him.

This is something no human being could do.

Now that they've called him a god, Bruce believes it without hesitation.

With all five professions at max level and physical abilities sixty times that of an adult, throwing away a large tree would be an easy task.

They entered the house successfully.

They quickly began searching for Barry.

"Hey, is anyone home?"

Allen shouted casually, and a frightened Bruce took out a butcher knife and cautiously observed his surroundings.

His haunted house experiences made him feel that he could encounter ghosts anywhere.

After walking down a corridor, Allen suddenly raised his hand.

"I heard a noise."

Look towards the archives.

With extraordinary hearing, Allen can hear subtle sounds.

I walked until I stopped in front of a metal locker.

"Hey, what kind of demon are you? Show yourself at once!"

Allen took the butcher knife from Bruce and threatened loudly, "If you don't give me your name, this exorcist, who knows a little about knife skills, will let you experience the physical exorcism method."

"master!"

As soon as the metal cabinet door opened, Barry burst into tears of joy.

He was trembling with fear inside the closet, but upon hearing the familiar voice, he felt a great sense of relief.

"What's wrong? Did I scare you into looking like a sissy?" Allen asked.

The butcher knife was casually returned to Bruce.

"It's a female corpse."

"A female corpse!"

Allen's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but become excited.

Barry, still shaken, recounted, "A female corpse was brought in last night that needed an autopsy. I had just finished some preparations when a lot of inexplicable things happened."

"Stop."

Allen raised his hand to signal that he should stop talking, indicating that he enjoyed the process of exploration.

Then, she tossed her hair triumphantly and said, "I'm not afraid of living women, so why would I be afraid of a dead one?"

Led by Barry, we proceeded to the dissection room on the lower level.

Lying on the autopsy table was a pale-skinned female corpse.

"Master, why are you taking off your clothes?"

Bruce couldn't understand why Allen was unbuttoning his black robe.

"She looks pretty, I'll take advantage of her while she's still hot."

"..."

As they were talking, the female corpse's eyelashes trembled slightly, as if she were conscious and heard Allen's insane attempt to commit a heinous act.

"No, you can't."

Barry stopped him, saying, "Desecrating a corpse is a serious crime."

"What a pity."

Allen, looking disappointed, buttoned up his shirt and said apologetically to the corpse, "It's not your fault that you missed out on this handsome guy, it's society's fault, it's the law's fault. I'll reward you in the next life."

"..."

Brother, it was you who had improper thoughts, how could you cause someone else's loss?

"Xiao Ba, just focus on completing the autopsy. With me here, if she dares to try anything funny, I'll make sure she and her unborn child die."

Allen put his hand on me, patted Barry on the shoulder, and told him to focus on his work.

"Master, isn't it inappropriate to have two lives lost?"

Having witnessed Allen's terrifying power at the entrance, Bruce felt genuine respect for him.

At least, we can be sure that the cheap master isn't just a fraudulent figurehead.

"You are questioning my abilities as a teacher."

Allen squinted and smiled slightly, "I can kill her with a single spell today, even if it means she's dying nine times over."

Fine, whatever number of lives you say, that's how many lives you have.

Barry performed the dissection, while Bruce took notes.

First, they checked her mouth, then immediately turned their heads away in disgust.

"You unhygienic woman, with such yellow teeth! You smoke and drink all the time and don't like to brush your teeth. I'm deducting one point from your image score."

As Allen continued rambling on, a light flashed.

"It's nothing, it's probably just an old wire problem. We should trust science," Allen said dismissively.

With Allen present, they mustered their courage and proceeded with the dissection step by step.

"It looks quite clean, but there's so much dandruff. Did you wash your hair with laundry detergent?"

"His nostrils were black; don't tell me it was dirt, it was definitely boogers, tsk tsk tsk..."

"With nails that long, they're bound to get poop on them when you wipe yourself after using the toilet. Thumbs down."

"..."

Allen kept talking, and the lights kept flashing, which even annoyed Barry.

"There's something inside her!"

Peeling back the skin, the ribs on the chest resembled dried tree bark, and a bag wrapped in black cloth was removed from the abdomen.

"Not only are you unhygienic, but you also like to eat dishcloths. I really can't bring myself to eat you," Allen scolded.

"No, there are words on the cloth, and it contains some bones."

It includes not only bones, but also teeth, hair, and other parts of the human body.

What appears to be a rag is actually a medium for black magic, painted with ritualistic patterns and ancient incantations.

"It's just witchcraft, there's no need to make a fuss about it."

Allen declared confidently, "Dark wizards are a branch of sorcerers who use the power of demons to harm people. In the end, they will only end up burning themselves. After all, don't expect demons to be reasonable or kind."

Suddenly, the lights began to flicker more frequently, and the strong wind outside caused the building to sway slightly.

bang bang bang...

In the dim light, the mortuary cabinets popped out one after another.

Under the flashing lights, the corpses sat up one by one.

Barry and Bruce immediately tried to hide behind Allen, only to find him standing on the dissection table.

Sizzle…

A trickling stream.

Immediately, the dissection room returned to calm, and the lights were restored to normal.

Allen shuddered with satisfaction, pulled up his pants, and said, "My adult boy's urine is not only yellow, but also has a rich, creamy texture; it's a holy remedy for warding off evil spirits."

It is yellow and has a lot of foam.

Brother, you have kidney deficiency.

At the same time, the mortuary cabinet that had just popped out returned to its original state, which suggests that the female corpse was using illusion magic to cause trouble.

"continue."

……

Beneath a church.

A middle-aged woman dressed in a priest's black robe chanted incantations as she performed the ritual.

I instinctively opened my eyes and was shocked to see that the altar had cracked in the middle.

"The ceremony failed, my daughter is dead..."

(End of this chapter)