Douluo: Yun Ming in the Spirit Hall Era

Chapter 396 Extra: Is a positive positive negative?

Qian Renxue raised her hand and patted Young Master Yun's head.

"You're very cute, junior disciple, but you can't have a girlfriend."

At this point, Qian Renxue curled her lips into a wicked smile and gave Yun Ming a malicious look.

Yun Ming's heart skipped a beat, sensing something was wrong. Then he heard...

"However, if you wait until you're older, perhaps your aunt will agree!"

Yun Ming: "!!!"

"Click—"

Suddenly, a crisp sound rang out.

"Honey, don't get excited, my senior sister was just joking."

Yun Ming carefully comforted his wife. To be honest, he was a little flustered. Even with his overwhelming cultivation, he felt somewhat insecure.

"I know, am I really that petty?"

Yali glanced at Yunming and replied.

"Not stingy at all, how could I be stingy? Everyone in the world knows that His Holiness the Pope is the most generous person."

Ignoring the floorboards shattered by Ya Li's high heels, Yun Ming said seriously. It's just a pity that his personal efforts weren't enough; he had incompetent teammates.

Young Master Yun was initially a little sad to hear that his beautiful senior sister wasn't going to be his girlfriend, but when he heard the twist that followed, he was overjoyed.

"Okay, it's a deal then!"

"I'll find my aunt to be my girlfriend when I grow up."

Qian Renxue glanced at Ya Li, who was about to explode, and knew she couldn't stay any longer. She then said to Young Master Yun.

"Okay."

"Junior nephew, your aunt has something to attend to today, so she'll be leaving now. She'll come to see you again later."

Young Master Yun, oblivious to anything amiss, obediently replied.

"Alright, goodbye, Auntie."

Qian Renxue: "Goodbye."

I was about to get up and leave. But after taking a couple of steps, I realized I'd forgotten something. Right, a gift! But what should I give? This kid probably doesn't lack anything, so whatever I give him seems pointless.

"What's wrong?" Yun Ming asked when Qian Renxue suddenly stopped.

A thousand-foot snow-covered path.

"It's our first meeting, so I should at least give you a gift."

"Hmm? There's a gift!" Young Master Yun's eyes lit up.

Hearing that it was just this, Yun Ming breathed a sigh of relief; it was a normal occurrence. Ya Li's anger also subsided a bit, and her expression calmed down.

Yun Ming waved his hand and said.

"No need to trouble yourself, this kid has everything he needs."

Qian Renxue said resolutely.

"That won't work."

After a moment's thought, a bolt of lightning flashed, and Qian Renxue knew what to send. Divine armor materialized, her six angelic wings unfurled, and holy light shone brightly within the Douluo Palace.

"Is it divine protection?"

Seeing Qian Renxue making such a big fuss, Yun Ming had a guess in his mind.

Although this was of little use to Young Master Yun, who possessed innate chaotic attributes, it was still a well-intentioned effort. However, he was then stunned by Qian Renxue's actions.

Young Master Yun felt a blur before his eyes, a slight heat on his face, and then a flash of golden light, and his beautiful aunt was gone.

Yun Ming and Ya Li: "(+_+)?"

After a moment of stunned silence, Yali erupted.

"Thousand-Ren Snow"

They treated her like she was nothing, repeatedly toyed with her son, and flirted with her husband. It was absolutely outrageous! Did they think she was made of clay?!

She tried to find someone, but it was too late. After kissing Young Master Yun, Qian Renxue immediately transformed into a streak of light and fled the scene. She had summoned her divine equipment specifically to speed up her escape.

Yun Ming and his son, Yun Da Shao, were startled by Ya Li's roar.

Yunming hadn't seen Yali this angry in years, but then again, Yali was completely outmatched by Qian Renxue today, how could she not be angry!

As for Young Master Yun, he had never seen his gentle mother so angry since birth; her hair was practically flying. Terrified, he clung to his father's leg, trembling with fear.

At the same time, Yunming received a message from afar.

"I don't know what to give him, so I'll give him a lesson! He'll remember to discipline his son better in the future."

Yun Ming: "."

"Thank you so much!" Yun Ming thought through gritted teeth.

Unable to find Qian Renxue, Ya Li could only take her anger out on the father and son.

"Yun Li! You come here right now!!"

Hearing his mother call him by his full name, Young Master Yun dared not move. He could only look up at his father pitifully, pleading for help.

Yunming could only glance helplessly at his son.

"Even I, your father, can't save you! Li'er, it's time for you to take responsibility."

Then she pried his little hands away and pulled him in front of Yali.

"Uh, honey, calm down first."

"Calm down! Li'er is only so young, and he's already looking for a girlfriend. What kind of father are you?" Ya Li said angrily, putting pressure on him.

A flawless version after careful inspection!

It's true that Qi Qianrenxue was angry, but Qi Yunming wasn't just throwing a tantrum. Although people in Douluo Continent mature early, having a girlfriend at three years old is way too early! And she wasn't sure if it was just her imagination, but she felt that Young Master Yun's way of asking her out sounded a bit too practiced.

Yun Ming also realized that there was something wrong with him, but he still remained rational.

"My problem, my problem."

"However, children of this age may not understand these things. They may simply be using the literal meaning of the words or imitating adults for fun."

"Why don't we ask them first?"

Yun Ming's words were not without reason; three years old is indeed too young.

After calming down a bit, Ya Li stopped lecturing her husband and instead asked Young Master Yun in a serious tone.

"Li'er, do you have a girlfriend?"

Young Master Yun lowered his head and dared not utter a sound. Ya Li asked him a few more questions before he obediently nodded.

"have."

Yunmingdao.

"Are they your female waitresses?"

Young Master Yun doesn't interact with many people on a daily basis; these are the few pretty maids he's spent a lot of time with. Thinking of Qian Renxue, well, time doesn't matter. But if they had any brains, they probably wouldn't dare.

Young Master Yun shook his head: "No."

Yun Ming asked thoughtfully, "Who is that?"

Young Master Yun counted on his fingers: "Xin Xin, Xi Xi, Jing Ya, Xinuo, Ting Ting. Yan Yan broke up with me the other day because the cake I gave her was smaller than Xi Xi's."

Yun Ming: "."

These are all preschool children around the same age as Young Master Yun, and are all juniors of those in the upper echelons of the palace. They are indeed more likely candidates. Young Master Yun has been hidden from view for five days, so... good heavens! They're searching by the day! This kid is unbelievable!

Compared to Yunming's surprise, Yali was trembling with anger. She was only three years old, and she already knew about breaking up.

"Tell me, who did you learn all this nonsense from?"

Young Master Yun was frightened and confused, not understanding why his mother was so angry. Under Ya Li's stern questioning, he stammered out a long, incoherent, and unclear explanation.

Anyway, it was only a few days. Yunming took Yali and went back in time to quickly review the situation of the first five days.

It's nothing really, just role-playing like adults, except the parents are the boyfriend and girlfriend.

Young Master Yun likes to play with girls, has a good personality, and is generous. In just a few days since starting school, he's been bringing snacks from home to share at school every day. The kids are getting along well, and three days ago, a little girl started a conversation, and then Young Master Yun got a girlfriend, and that's how it is.

Essentially, these so-called "boyfriends and girlfriends" are not much different from what other children call good friends or playmates.

As for breaking up, it's just like little girls sulking and saying, "I'm not playing with you anymore," except they're just throwing together random phrases.

Having figured out what happened, Yali breathed a sigh of relief.

She's not angry that her son has a girlfriend. But it's okay to date, he can't start at such a young age. If he's already "embracing two girls" at three years old, what will he be like when he grows up?

As for why it was only half a breath, it's because although this game is indeed popular in that preschool class now, Yun Dashao's class had a total of five little girls, and he took them all. None of the other children got a turn, and the last one left was from the next class. This also explains something.

This kid will probably, maybe, possibly, or certainly be a restless person when it comes to romantic relationships.

Ya Li looked at her husband. She could see the doubt in Yun Ming's eyes as well. Although they had been adored by others since childhood, it was just that others liked them; they themselves were very pure in love, devoted to one person for life. How could they have given birth to a "Sea God" candidate?

Yali said to her husband.

"Honey, what do you think is the reason?"

Yun Ming asked uncertainly.

"A positive positive equals a negative?"

"."

Helpless, the two could only advise Young Master Yun to maintain a proper distance while reflecting on where things went wrong.

(End of this chapter)