Douluo Continent, Huo Yuhao who returned from Sekiro

Chapter 422 Enraged by a Dumb Stupid Person (Daily 10,000 words)

Huo Yuhao glanced at the sky outside the window and said, "It's getting late, let's get some rest. I'm setting off early tomorrow morning. I won't cultivate tonight, I'll just sleep here for the night. It's been a long time since we slept together."

Wang Dong blushed. "Who said I'd sleep with you? Get lost! What nonsense are you spouting?"

Huo Yuhao chuckled and said, "Come on, you've probably slept through countless times already. Last time we went to the Star Dou Forest to hunt souls, you slept like a little pig in the tent, and I was woken up by you squeezing me awake."

"Back then, we were sleeping on opposite sides of the bed, but you moved closer to me and squeezed so tightly that my face turned purple."

As he spoke, he leaped onto Wang Dong's bed, kicked off his shoes, tore off his coat, and lay down on it.

"Hmm, your bed smells the best. I've been eyeing your bed for ages. Why don't you give it to me as a parting gift?"

Looking at his shameless expression, Wang Dong was both annoyed and amused. "How can you be so shameless?"

Huo Yuhao feigned surprise and said, "Shameless? Well, I have to say something to you about that. The Ashina School is about defeating the enemy by any means necessary."

Wang Dong rolled her eyes at him, not wanting to pay any attention to Huo Yuhao.

"Come on. I'll leave you half the space." As he spoke, Huo Yuhao moved over a bit and patted the bed next to him.

Wang Dong's face was very red, but since it was already night outside and the light in the room was not strong, Huo Yuhao did not notice it.

He first turned around and turned off the Level 1 Soul Guidance Device lamp, then took off his coat, walked back to the bed, and lay down.

Huo Yuhao flicked his toe, and the blanket was covered on the two of them.

"What are you doing?" Wang Dong sat up abruptly like a startled deer. "There's another blanket. I'll go get another one."

Huo Yuhao pulled his shoulder, pressed him back onto the bed, and pulled the blanket up, saying, "Alright, stop with all your fuss. Just make do for one night; I'm leaving tomorrow morning."

"Even if there are two blankets, I might be woken up by your strangulation again tomorrow morning, so whether I take them or not is up to me."

Wang Dong was furious. How could he have given Huo Yuhao such a big handle when he went to sleep the night he went to hunt souls in the Star Dou Forest?

I suddenly have a strong urge to die.

The room was completely dark. It was impossible for the two of them to lie side by side on a single bed without any physical contact.

Huo Yuhao sensed that Wang Dong's body was a little stiff, but after hearing his words, it seemed to soften and he didn't insist on getting another blanket. However, it's not a big deal if this guy doesn't get a blanket, but he can at least get a pillow.

"When I return from the Sun Moon Royal Soul Master Academy, is there any local specialty you'd like me to bring back for you?"

Wang Dong wanted to shake his head, but then, as if suddenly remembering something, he said, "Will you definitely give me what I want?"

Huo Yuhao chuckled and said, "Of course, it has to be something I can do!"

Wang Dong turned around to face him; the two could almost hear each other's breaths.

Wang Dong smelled wonderful, especially fresh, with a light, milky scent that only children have; even his breath smelled like that. In contrast, Huo Yuhao had a stronger masculine scent, but exuded youthful energy.

Wang Dong said, "Of course you can do it. You just need to promise me one thing when the time comes."

Huo Yuhao said, "Something's not right. I said I'd bring you back some local specialties from the Sun Moon Empire, but your tone doesn't sound like you want local specialties."

Wang Dong chuckled mischievously and said, "So you don't forget me! Don't forget, you'll miss two of my birthdays. Don't worry, you'll definitely do everything I ask you to do then. Hurry up, pinky swear!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his right hand, waving his little finger in front of Huo Yuhao. Although the room was already dark, he was confident that Huo Yuhao's eyesight would be able to see it.

Huo Yuhao said with amusement, "This is a typical case of forcing a sale; I haven't even agreed yet."

Wang Dong stubbornly replied, "So, will you agree or not? We've been apart for two and a half years, and I didn't mind your smell and let you sleep in my bed. How can you not agree to such a small request?"

As he said this, he couldn't help but feel his face getting even hotter.

"Besides, with you leaving, you won't have a chance to celebrate either of my two birthdays, and..."

Huo Yuhao quickly begged for mercy: "Don't mention Wang Dong anymore, don't mention him anymore. I promise, even if you want the Evil Eye from the Demon Forest of the Sun Moon Empire, I will find a way to catch one for you. Is that alright?"

Wang Dong was overjoyed: "Pinky promise!"

Huo Yuhao had no choice but to reach out his right hand from under the covers to make a pinky promise with him, but the two were too close and his hand touched Wang Dong's body.

It felt soft yet elastic. Upon being touched, Wang Dong immediately recoiled, letting out a gasp and angrily saying, "Watch your step!"

Huo Yuhao pursed his lips and said, "Your pecs aren't very good, they're all soft and flabby. I'm telling you, you need to train properly while I'm away. You're almost a Soul King, and your pecs are still so loose. You definitely haven't been putting in the effort during training."

"You're talking nonsense." Wang Dong was furious, almost fainting from anger at the stupid blockhead. He turned over to sit up, but Huo Yuhao immediately pulled him back onto the bed.

"Stop messing around, didn't you say you wanted to pinky swear? I might deny it later."

Wang Dong suppressed the urge to beat him up, angrily reaching out to pull him along, his teeth clenched as if he intended to devour him alive tonight.

The night passed in silence. Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong didn't know when they fell asleep. They only remembered that they talked a lot that night, from their initial misunderstanding to their own homes, until Huo Yuhao started snoring loudly.

"You bastard!"

Wang Dong stared at Huo Yuhao in despair, the deafening snoring shattering the last bit of sleepiness Wang Dong had managed to muster.

Huo Yuhao doesn't usually snore, otherwise Wang Dong would have moved out on the first day. However, Huo Yuhao has been exhausted these past few days and has chosen not to cultivate but to sleep soundly. His overly tired body has been released, so loud snoring is a normal reaction.

Somewhat helplessly, Wang Dong took out two sponge balls and stuffed them into his ears. Seeing that the bastard Huo Yuhao had also taken over his pillow, Wang Dong rested his head on Huo Yuhao's strong and resilient shoulders and soon fell asleep.

(End of this chapter)