I, Hogwarts Second Time Around.

Chapter 62 Summary

There is no such thing as a summary in the world.

Since Miss Witch wrote one, I'll write one too!

As for Volume One!

My evaluation can be summed up in one word!

nice!()

Holy crap! I've never seen such a good novel before! I'm going to give this incredibly handsome author a Gold Alliance reward!!!

Hahaha!

Okay, okay! Let's get serious!

Ahem, about this first volume!

I have three points to make.

Well—well—about the first point! Hmm, let's put that aside for now! Because the second point is more important.

Let's start with the second point.

The second point!

It is very important, but to talk about it, we must first discuss the third point.

Ah~ this third point! Well, how should I put it! It's a bit harder to understand. It complements the first point, so let's start with the first point!

Ah ~

First, what should we talk about?

Okay! Let's start by talking about this, this, weather issue.

Ah! As everyone knows, the weather has suddenly turned cold lately, and many people have caught a cold.

Here, the author wants to remind readers: Staying warm is very important in cold weather, so don't be afraid to wear more layers!

If there's too much, we can take it off!

What if there's not enough?

Then I'll have to borrow someone else's! Ugh! Taking someone else's clothes off! I've got experience with that. Ugh! Let's not talk about the specifics now.

First, you need a stick.

Hey!

If he doesn't move, you can take your clothes off easily!

Ahem, well, well, back to the point.

Regarding the question about Volume 1!

I would like to give a strong suggestion to our readers.

That is: How did you guys even predict what would happen next?!

You guys don't guess how I copied—ah, no, I borrowed from book reviews!

Oh! At this moment, someone else stood up and spoke.

Ugh, what kind of cheesy plot is this? How am I supposed to guess what it's all about?!

Why! ! !

When you ask this question, you've grasped the essence of this book and reached the finish line!

Because—probably—maybe—this silly novel really does have almost no plot.

Awkward ￣□￣｜｜

But don't panic!

Sit down, everyone!

I want to say to you who have made it this far.

Are you happy?

Did anyone laugh out loud while watching?

If so, I think that's enough.

If not, come on, stretch out your hands and press them against the sides of your cheeks, then push upwards!

And then—did you laugh?

Hahaha!

Why make yourself so tired when you're under so much pressure from work and studying every day?

I just want to have some fun every day, so what!

What's wrong?

My childish and fragmented writing can't produce such a grand and impressive story, but I think happiness is enough.

Perhaps I will try to write some novel stories.

But I think everything will fade when you leave this book.

You can't even remember the protagonist's name or the story that happened to him.

But only happiness.

Only happiness.

Happiness never fades!

————2023.3.21 night

(End of this chapter)