I, who just wanted to be lazy, was forced to become the Hokage.

Chapter 1: Lazybones, Ninjas, Go to Heaven!

"My name is Nara Rinka, I'm 12 years old, and I'm a reserve genin."

Nara Rinka's ninja talent was not ideal.

But he still managed to pass the graduation exam of the Konoha Ninja Academy.

"My home is in the Kikyo-yama and Kikyo-jo area in the northwest of Konoha Village."

"Considering that the commute to and from school every day is too long and tiring, I bought a top-floor corner apartment next to the ninja school. I only ride my deer home to visit my parents on weekends and holidays."

Konoha has been in existence for 48 years, and the village remains peaceful today.

However, as the situation on the front lines became increasingly tense, all the ninjas knew one thing—the Third Shinobi World War was inevitable, and perhaps just a spark could ignite the war!

Upon realizing the turbulent situation, the Konoha leadership not only urgently recalled the powerful Jonin who were wandering outside the village, but also temporarily promoted a group of core Chunin through the Chunin Exams, and even "graduated early" from the Ninja Academy for many Genin students.

In this way, Nara Ranke finally passed the exam to join the ninja ranks.

Putting aside the facts, being a ninja, flying through the air and burrowing underground, is cute and charming, and is generally a wonderful thing.

What's more, what Nara Langui received today was not just "a ninja academy graduation certificate" and "a Konoha ninja headband", but also a "time travel talent cheat" that was long overdue!

[Detected as officially having acquired ninja status!]

The "Lazy Ninja Goes to Heaven" system is at your service!

He officially became a ninja and unexpectedly awakened a cheat ability.

When two joyful things come together, what should have been a dreamlike, blissful time is gained.

But why did it turn out this way?

Nara Rinka abandoned his thoughts, paused slightly, and continued to explain his identity.

"I study hard and never skip class or leave early; I go home immediately after school and never stay out all night; I go to bed at 11 p.m. and get a full 8 hours of sleep every night."

"Before going to bed, I always take a cup of Nara secret medicine and then practice shadow magic for two and a half hours. Once I get into bed, I fall into a deep sleep and sleep soundly until dawn, never leaving fatigue and stress for the next day."

"My doctor father—who is also the director of the Nara Drug Research Institute—said that I was overly obsessed with the Yin Release techniques passed down in my family. Although I was far ahead of my peers in learning, it also caused me to be somewhat physically weak."

"If this continues, it could very well affect his future career as a ninja."

Even as he spoke, Nara Rinka's tone remained calm and composed.

His ninja talent was indeed "not ideal," but it was far from "despairing."

On the contrary, they benefit from their "innate" powerful spiritual energy.

The Nara clan also possessed what could be described as a "high-end brain."

Nara Rinkei possesses exceptional talent and aptitude in areas such as knowledge acquisition and the refinement and control of chakra.

Even if she really stopped being a ninja, Nara Rinka still had options.

For example, he could easily use his talent for scientific research in the ninja world. The "scientific answers" he knows that touch the very foundation of the world are not just one, nor two...

The path to becoming a great scientist in the ninja world has been traversed smoothly by countless predecessors.

At worst, Nara Rangei could go home and inherit his family's Nara Pharmaceutical Research Institute, with its hundreds of Nara deer, dozens of Nara pharmacies, and several small hills.

His father, a doctor, had been talking about retiring for thirteen years!

Damn it, however...

If it weren't for genuine enjoyment, who would willingly become a ninja? (Seriously)

Moreover, Nara Rinka has already figured out a way to resolve his predicament. As long as he can complete that technique, as long as he can—

"Hey kid, what are you talking about?"

A questioning voice interrupted Nara Rinka's thoughts. He sighed silently and looked at the female ninja opposite him.

She had a delicate and fair oval face, and her long, smooth, and gorgeous golden hair was tied back in a single ponytail. Beneath her slender and beautiful willow-leaf eyebrows, her almond-shaped eyes, which were upturned and curved outwards, exuded an air of authority without anger.

She wore a cream-colored cropped top that subtly revealed her toned waist and alluring curves; paired with black super-short hot pants, her long, smooth legs were shapely and full; she exuded a strong and capable beauty.

But what is most eye-catching is the breathtaking, full curve outlined by the milky white top.

There should be no one in the Konoha ninjas who doesn't know this wealthy and generous blonde young lady.

Granddaughter of the First and Second Hokage, personal disciple of the Third Hokage, and one of the renowned Legendary Sannin—

Tsunade crossed her arms and stared at the seemingly obedient, clean-cut, and handsome black-haired boy in front of her with an icy expression.

If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she would never have believed that such a handsome young man in the prime of his life would, the moment she passed by, reveal that foolish, delusional smile that seemed to be immersed in an indescribable, illusory satisfaction.

It's just like one of her perverted white-haired teammates who likes to peep into women's bathhouses—wait!

The external situation in Konoha is becoming increasingly tense. No one can say for sure when the war will break out. Even an idiot like Jiraiya should be back in the village by now, right?

Suddenly, as if she had remembered something, the coldness on Tsunade's beautiful face vanished, replaced by a mischievous expression that was neither a smile nor a frown.

Nara Rinka was puzzled by the reaction of this "legendary fat sheep" and could only continue to answer his questions.

"What I mean is, I'm someone who's always been looking for a peaceful life..."

In this ninja world where bloodline and fatalism are strictly enforced.

Above mortals is the Liver Emperor.

Above the "Liver King" is the genius.

Above genius is cheat code.

And that doesn't even include the "mastermind" behind the cheats, the "rabbit goddess," or even the "old man who gave away the cheats," and all sorts of other real gods!

There are limits to what an ordinary ninja can do.

The Nara clan has its limits!

In the ninja world, gods and immortals run rampant, and life is as worthless as grass.

Nara Ranka only wanted to be a ninja, earn some money casually, and live a peaceful and quiet life.

A bowl of old chicken soup is delicious.

The Great Pillar is from the Senju clan, the Second Pillar is from the Uchiha clan, and I am from the Nara clan; we all have bright futures.

"Ninja," "Genius," "Reincarnation," "Cheat Code"! Nara Rinka has gathered all the elements and is embarking on a "bright future"!

"A peaceful life? Don't be ridiculous! I've already discovered your true identity!"

Tsunade's smile bloomed like a beautiful peony, and the joy of "reuniting with an old friend" made her take a big step forward, creating a swaying and eye-catching wave. She raised her small fist high, and an invisible wave of energy spread out.

"This is Konoha Village, not a place for you to have sex!"

The massive, swaying waves magnified in his vision, causing Nara Rinka's dark pupils to contract and tremble. Two long, tentacle-like shadows emerged rapidly from beneath him, silently like heart-hunting hunters in the night.

[Rank C Secret Technique: Shadow Gathering Technique]

[Spell Description: Shadow tentacles stirring in the shadows at the caster's request]

[Spell Effect: Transforms one's own shadow into countless tiny tentacles, thereby manipulating nearby matter. The method of use is arbitrary and ever-changing.]

[Skill Evaluation: A Female Ninja's Best Friend]

Nara Rinka releases the [Shadow Gathering Technique] not to attack, but merely to control the situation.

"This is my ninja headband!"

Nara Rinka manipulated the shadow tentacles, raising the headband and certificate he had retrieved from his ninja tool pouch at his back to Tsunade, providing her with reliable proof of identity before her fist could strike his head.

"And the graduation certificate!"

"An instantaneous, no-hand seal ninjutsu? It really is the Nara clan's secret shadow technique!"

Tsunade stared at the headband and certificate in front of her, as well as the shadowy tentacles manipulating the two items, feeling utterly surprised.

"Was what this brat just saying true? He really isn't that bastard Jiraiya?"

Tsunade's momentum weakened slightly, and her small fist, which had just been preparing for a "critical strike," dropped a few points in height.

Upon noticing this, Nara Rinka breathed a sigh of relief, a fine layer of sweat beading on his forehead.

If he really took that punch, with his small frame, he'd probably be sent straight to heaven!

Nara Rankei truly couldn't understand how he had offended Tsunade, as the two had never interacted at all before.

He was just checking his newly awakened cheat system when he was inexplicably stopped by the other party.

Just because you're a big, fat golden retriever doesn't mean you're anything special!

Seeing that Tsunade had not made any further moves, Nara Rinka had no choice but to use his last "trump card".

If I have offended you.

Nara Rinkei put the headband and certificate back into his ninja tool bag, then counted out several banknotes worth ten thousand ryo each and handed them over with both hands.

Please forgive me.

You little brat, are you trying to bribe me with money?! This is an insult to me!

Tsunade originally intended to reprimand the other party so loudly.

however……

Nara Ranke gently twirled the ten thousand taels of paper money in his hand, and the stacked banknotes immediately spread out in a fan shape like a peacock spreading its tail, the dazzling light emanating from the wealth captivating the eyes.

Limited Technique: Gold Escape: Ten Thousand Dollar Hand!

However, he gave far too much!

"Ahem!"

Tsunade withdrew her fist, pressed it to her lips, coughed lightly twice, and tried to put on a serious expression.

"Nara boy, you just said you live in Kikyo Castle, right? That's outside the village! It's getting late, and the security outside the village isn't as good as inside. Let me, this young lady, escort you home!"

Looking at Tsunade's rather "kind and approachable" bright smile, and the 100,000 taels of silver that had somehow ended up in her hands, Nara Rinkei could only swallow back the words of refusal that were about to slip out of his mouth.

Taking advantage of the moment when Tsunade turned around to lead the way with a smug look on her face, Nara Ranke took a deep breath, cleared his mind of all distractions, and silently summoned his cheat ability in his heart.

"【Lazy Ninja Goes to Heaven】!"

Suddenly, a virtual panel emitting a faint glow, visible only to Nara Rinka, popped up in Nara Rinka's field of vision.

Today, when Nara Rinka received the standard headband symbolizing his identity as a Konoha ninja from his ninja academy teacher, he awakened the "Lazybones System." However, due to time constraints, he hadn't had time to thoroughly examine it beforehand.

Later, he was arrested on the street by a beautiful, fat, golden-haired sheep...

This is an utter disgrace!

Nara Rinka glanced rather pathetically at Tsunade's back in front of him before fixing his gaze on the message log on the virtual panel.

[Detected to have contracted the Six Paths Sage Art: Self-Karma Binding Technique!]

[Lazy ninjas, they'll eventually go to heaven!]

"These are truly unsettling messages..."

"Furthermore, regarding the Six Paths Sage Art: Self-Karma Binding Technique... in this era before the Third Shinobi World War even began, the only person capable of performing a Six Paths Sage Art is probably that old director who was watching the show in the Pure Land, right?"

"What's this?"

"They're all cheating. If they can cheat, why can't I?"

"You actually planted that vile magical spell, even more despicable than frog piss, into my body! Old man, I'll remember you!"

Nara Rinka steadied himself and then opened his personal attribute information panel.

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Name: Nara Rinka (You can view your own meridian system model)

Ninjutsu: C (Level of mastery and application of all techniques based on chakra and other energy forms)

Physical Skills: E- (Level of proficiency in the use and mastery of all martial arts and combat techniques based on physical attributes)

Strength: E- (Intensity of physical strength, mainly affecting wrist strength, arm strength, leg strength, etc.)

Speed: E- (The speed of physical agility, mainly affecting motor function, reflexes, etc.)

Precision: E- (vital constitution, cellular activity, which can be roughly understood as body energy)

Wisdom: C- (Intelligence, knowledge and experience, which can be roughly understood as mental energy)

Technique Abilities: [Clone Technique] (Rank E), [Transformation Technique] (Rank E), [Substitute Technique] (Rank E), [Shadow Binding Technique] (Secret Technique, Rank D), [Shadow Gathering Technique] (Secret Technique, Rank C), [Shadow Stitching Technique] (Secret Technique, Rank B)

Ninja Scroll: Blank

Overall rating: D-rank (Genin)

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The six ninja stats each have corresponding descriptions, which look very detailed and professional, and are not difficult to understand.

If you concentrate on observing a specific piece of data, you will discover even more precise and specific values.

After Nara Rinkazu's tests, the accurate values ​​corresponding to his six data points are:

Ninjutsu: 486

Physical skills: 3

Strength: 2

Speed: 3

精度：2

Wise and wise: 214

Aside from the [Ninjutsu] attribute, which represents mastery of techniques, and the [Wisdom] attribute, which symbolizes spiritual energy, Nara Ranka's other attributes can only be described in four words—

The future is expected.

"The benefits of a data-driven panel are self-evident. The only problem is that we haven't yet found a way to improve individual attribute data. Research on the six basic ninja stats can be put on hold. As for the last three..."

[Spell Ability] Records an individual's ability information.

[Overall Evaluation] Describes the individual's skill level.

Both of these are easy to understand, but the key one is the middle one, the "Ninja Scroll," which is really inexplicably puzzling...

Nara Rinka has only had the [Lazybones Goes to Heaven] feature for a short time, and he still needs to explore and test many of its functions.

Even so, there is still a known feature in "Lazybones Goes to Heaven" that is extremely helpful for Nara's current quest for the laurel!

Nara Rinkazu's mind stirred slightly, and a layer of ripples appeared on the virtual panel. Then, the six data items arranged in order converged and transformed into a hexagonal chart, and a lifelike human model appeared next to the chart.

Upon closer inspection, one can see the densely packed and intricate human chakra meridian system on this miniature "Nara Rangsei Human Model," as well as the 361 chakra points distributed along this meridian system!

I was overjoyed to be surrounded by the osmanthus blossoms in Nara.

"With Hinata - no!" 』

"It's the same type of ability as the Byakugan of the Otsutsuki clan!"

Two and a half books in the writing period, new author, new book, please add to your collection and recommend!

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The timeline of this book is based on "Naruto Uzumaki was born in Konoha in 51". For the basic timeline of "Naruto", please refer to the relevant information in the work.

The content of this book is mainly based on the Naruto manga, supplemented by the anime, theatrical versions, and official guidebooks.

Finally, during the new book release period, please add it to your favorites, recommend it, and keep reading!

(End of this chapter)