Douluo Continent: The Peerless Tang Sect, Angels and Rakshasa Return

Chapter 148 - Phoenix Saintess?

"Holy Maiden! You're finally back! Waaaaah, you have no idea how I got through this night, sob sob sob!" Mei Douluo slapped the sofa with her right hand, instantly leaping into the air. After spinning 720 degrees in the air, she knelt down, slid over, and hugged Qian Lingyun's leg, starting to cry out.

Qian Lingyun didn't hear much of what Mei Douluo said; she only felt a pair of bouncy, large water balls pressing tightly against her thighs and swaying back and forth.

"Um... be normal! I'm scared!" Qian Lingyun raised her hand and pushed Mei Douluo's head away, but unexpectedly, the more force she used, the tighter Mei Douluo hugged her.

Looking down, all he could see was a pair of enormous airbags pressed tightly against his thighs beneath Mei Douluo's long, flowing hair, almost deformed from the pressure.

Swallowing subconsciously, Qian Lingyun raised an eyebrow and whispered, "With so many people around, what's wrong with you?! You need to get treatment!"

"Promise me you won't run off next time and I'll let go, otherwise I'll keep holding you," Mei Douluo roared in grief and indignation.

"Hiss..." Qian Lingyun gasped, then slumped back onto the sofa, sprawling out and saying leisurely, "Fine, you're a Title Douluo, I can't argue with you. Do whatever you want! I'm tired."

"Huh!" Mei Douluo was slightly taken aback, frowning as she looked at Qian Lingyun in confusion, "Holy Maiden, don't you love me anymore?"

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Mei Douluo's words made Qian Lingyun a little insecure. She stood there, stunned, staring at Mei Douluo, and murmured, "When did I ever love...you?!"

"It's over, the world has changed." Mei Douluo, as if possessed by a drama queen, pressed his face forcefully against Qian Lingyun's smooth, delicate thigh, and said wistfully, "It seems the Holy Maiden has forgotten the vows we made while lying in the same bed!"

"Hey, hey, hey, you need to get treatment! Look at you, you're starting to talk nonsense!" Qian Lingyun frowned slightly, glaring fiercely at Mei Douluo in protest.

"Besides, I never made any vows of eternal love with you. I was just lying with you to practice our combat techniques as part of a required course for becoming a saintess."

"See? I told you you learned it well! You've mastered the most important points of our course: ruthless and heartless, and those who turn their backs on you without a second thought!"

"Sigh, truly, a new generation surpasses the old!"

As she spoke, Mei Douluo's large, beautiful eyes became watery, as if she could cry at any moment. In the blink of an eye, crystal tears slowly slid down her charming cheeks.

Fortunately, everyone present was one of our own; they were either mentally ill or extremely perverted.

Otherwise, to outsiders, Qian Lingyun would seem like a womanizer who sleeps with an ignorant young woman, then gets dressed and doesn't acknowledge the affair.

"Holy crap..."

For some reason, Qian Lingyun felt like she could now dig a three-bedroom apartment out of her shoe...

"How was it, Saintess? Did you learn anything?"

Gently wiping away her glistening tears, Mei Douluo winked playfully at Qian Lingyun again, teasingly saying, "The more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to lie, because their appearance is extremely deceptive."

"If a beautiful woman and an ugly woman have an argument, most people will side with the beautiful one."

"Men are sensory creatures; their judgments follow the changes in their senses."

"This is what we mean when we say that one's values ​​follow one's physical appearance."

"So, what does all this have to do with me?" Qian Lingyun smiled awkwardly but politely, spreading her hands as she asked.

"Does my teaching require all the holy women of the past to use their beauty to please men?"

"Hmm." Feng Ling gave a soft hum and nodded, explaining somewhat awkwardly, "Holy Maiden, you may not know this, but before you came, all the Holy Maidens of the Holy Spirit Sect had a record of seducing the chosen ones of heaven, and a large portion of them... even..."

"What?" Qian Lingyun asked.

"They all have the title of 'hundred-man slayer'," Mei Douluo added with a smirk. Clearly, compared to her glorious record, the title of "hundred-man slayer" was really... too lame.

"Ah, this..." Qian Lingyun stood there, stunned, thinking of Tang Ya and Ma Xiaotao with a touch of pity.

Tang Ya may be mentally unstable, and she usually has someone to take care of her and has no experience in that area.

But… considering Ma Hongjun's method of suppressing his evil fire, wouldn't Ma Xiaotao be…

"Hiss, my apologies! Her method of suppressing her evil fire is probably killing people!" Qian Lingyun hurriedly tried to exonerate Ma Xiaotao, whom she hadn't even met yet.

He closed his eyes again and began to criticize himself: "How could you have such a despicable mindset about your future colleague?! Such pure speculation is untenable until you actually see it for yourself!"

"Holy Maiden, please do not worry. The Supreme Master has already informed us that unless you are willing, we cannot force you to do such a thing."

Seemingly noticing the unnaturalness on Qian Lingyun's face, Zhang Peng stepped forward and offered words of comfort.

"Yes, it's a real pity. I can't watch the saintess who learned all my skills become a femme fatale or something."

"Don't worry, we have two other saintesses!" Qian Lingyun smiled mischievously, comforting her, "Just because I'm forbidden doesn't mean they're forbidden. When they arrive, you can train them into hundred-slash, thousand-slash female knights, no, I mean, femme fatales or something..."

"That's right!"

Hearing this, Mei Douluo's eyes lit up. He released Qian Lingyun and clapped his hands, exclaiming, "I can still properly train the other two Holy Maidens! Just thinking that all three Holy Maidens were trained by me... that's really awesome!"

"Alright, stop talking," Feng Ling raised her hand to stop the pointless conversation and turned to discuss a very serious topic, which was... their original purpose for coming here.

"Holy Maiden, we came to Star Luo City for the sake of the other Holy Maidens. Now your cultivation has improved significantly. We wonder about the whereabouts of these other Holy Maidens..."

Before Feng Ling could finish speaking, Qian Lingyun raised her hand to interrupt her, mysteriously stringing together a bunch of archaic phrases, and whispered, "The oracle tells me that if we stay in Star Luo City, we don't need to take action. We just need to let nature take its course, and the Phoenix Saintess will appear on her own!"

"Let nature take its course? Phoenix Saintess?" Feng Ling was slightly taken aback, a hint of confusion flashing in her narrow phoenix eyes. She bent down and patiently asked, "Saintess, what does this mean? Are we supposed to stay in the hotel every day waiting for the Phoenix Saintess to come to us?"

"No, no!" Qian Lingyun shook her head and started talking nonsense: "What did we do when we first arrived in Xingluo City?"

"Eat?" Wuyun muttered softly, "Sleep?"

"I remember there was an auction?" Bloodthirsty Douluo muttered, his old face scrunched up like a gourd.

"The Soul Master Competition!" The Charming Douluo, whose mind was filled with nothing but lewd thoughts and soul tools, suddenly had a flash of inspiration and shouted, "It's the Soul Master Competition! The place in Star Luo City where we encounter the most young Soul Masters isn't the hotel or the auction house, but the Soul Master Competition!"

"As long as we wait patiently at the Soul Master Competition, the Phoenix Saintess will definitely appear!"

After speaking, Mei Douluo pulled out a list of team members left by her roommate from some hidden corner, and pointed to the teams that had entered the top sixteen, saying:

"The quarterfinals are basically decided, and the Phoenix Saintess will most likely emerge from these eight strong teams!"

(End of this chapter)