Douluo Continent: The Peerless Tang Sect, Angels and Rakshasa Return

Chapter 141 - The Secret Technique to Make One's "..." Grow

"Wait a minute, something's not right. Something's definitely not right!"

After shouting out the secret, Qian Lingyun belatedly turned around and stared straight at Mei Douluo, speechless for a long time.

Finally, it was Mei Douluo who couldn't hold back his laughter first, and took out a pink glass bottle that looked very frivolous from his storage soul tool and handed it to Qian Lingyun.

Taking the pink glass bottle, Qian Lingyun suspiciously opened the cap and sniffed it. What hit her nose was a sweet, cloying fragrance.

"What is this?" Qian Lingyun asked, puzzled.

"Honey Dew, my exclusive recipe that I don't easily pass on to others, is specially designed to give girls the devilish figure they dream of!!" As she spoke, the Alluring Douluo gestured a gourd-shaped arc with her hand, pondering:

"Its main ingredients are jujube, honey from the Tiling bee, and the bones of the Pink Lady. One bottle a day has outstanding effects. And most importantly, this honey drink not only works quickly, but it also tastes great."

"Once you drink it, having a figure as stunning as mine will no longer be a dream."

"Oh! How can I buy it?!" Qian Lingyun asked excitedly, holding the small bottle in her hand.

"Then you've come to the right person. Not 999, not 888, I'm here today, take her home for free!" Mei Douluo took out another identical one from his storage soul tool and poured it directly into Qian Lingyun's mouth.

Qian Lingyun initially wanted to resist, but the taste of this honeydew was surprisingly good. It was sweet and sour, and as refreshing as fruit juice.

Most importantly, as soon as the honey dew entered her stomach, Qian Lingyun felt a warm current flow from her stomach to her heart, making her feel warm and comfortable all over.

"How is it?" Mei Douluo stared at Qian Lingyun with great anticipation, looking her up and down.

"It's not bad, it's quite sweet," Qian Lingyun replied reflexively.

"Uh, I asked about the feeling, not the taste..." Mei Douluo's lips twitched, clearly quite angry, and even the bulging veins on her forehead trembled slightly.

"It just feels... like my whole body is warm, as comfortable as taking a bath." Qian Lingyun organized her thoughts and described her changes in detail. Seeing that it had an effect, Mei Douluo nodded in satisfaction and reminded her:

"This medicine needs to be combined with proper massage to be effective. It's best used while taking a bath. Oh, and don't forget to massage after drinking it!"

"You want a massage too? What are you going to do with your hands? Hey! It can't be..." Qian Lingyun paused slightly, as if she had thought of some erotic scene, her face turning as red as a rose after a spring rain.

"Yeah, hehehe!" Mei Douluo chuckled mischievously, squatting down next to Qian Lingyun and teasingly said, "Is the Holy Maiden worried that she won't have a lover to massage her? It's alright, you can be self-sufficient, hahaha."

"..." Qian Lingyun's face darkened, and she asked in a low voice with drooping eyes, "What happens if you drink this stuff and don't massage it in..."

"Not so good..." Mei Douluo shook his head.

"That's good." Qian Lingyun breathed a sigh of relief.

"It just means it will grow in the opposite direction," Mei Douluo said calmly, finishing the rest of the sentence.

"Would it kill you to just say it all at once?" Qian Lingyun was so angry she almost choked, gritting her teeth as she said, "Why didn't you say so before you told me to drink it?"

"I don't think you asked!" Mei Douluo replied matter-of-factly!

"you…"

Qian Lingyun was furious. Whether it was psychological or not, the warm feeling she had felt earlier had vanished, replaced by a chill that seeped into her body. Her heart felt as cold and hard as rock. She muttered, "My God, it can't be working that fast, can it?!"

Having finished speaking, seeing that her dignity as a woman was about to be completely lost, Qian Lingyun disregarded everything else, glared fiercely at Mei Douluo, and sat cross-legged to try to solve the problem.

She slowly stroked it through the thin fabric (several hundred words omitted here).

After what seemed like half an hour, Qian Lingyun finally let out a long sigh of relief, her face flushed with an inexplicable blush.

Feeling the tingling sensation in her body, she felt both ashamed and angry, and several times wanted to throw the bottle away, but deep down she couldn't bear to...

Because... this thing definitely has an effect; just a moment ago, she already felt her breasts making her clothes feel a little... tight.

If she really drank it every day as Mei Douluo said... it probably wouldn't be long before she could have a figure as enviable as Mei Douluo's. After thinking about it carefully, this thing was more beneficial than harmful to her.

"To use it or not to use it, hmm, that is the question."

Just as Qian Lingyun was still hesitating, Mei Douluo, lying on the ground basking in the sun, lazily waved to her and said:

"Holy Maiden, a letter has arrived from the Vice Sect Leader. They have captured the Title Douluo of the Body Sect. Would you like to go and take a look?"

"So fast?" Qian Lingyun finally realized what was happening, casually picked up the glass bottle, strode towards Mei Douluo, and raised an eyebrow, saying, "In that case, there's no need for us to stand here like idiots. Let's go and meet up with the Vice Leader!"

"Hehe, of course, but...it seems the Holy Maiden is quite fond of my things!" The alluring Douluo playfully slid her fingers across Qian Lingyun's collarbone twice, and said in a sweet voice:

"Holy Maiden, you can rest assured. I will give you as much of this as you need. However, from now on, I'm afraid I, a lonely woman without children or disciples, will need your care."

"Why don't you take on disciples? There are so many disciples in the sect, whether they are Soul Masters or Soul Instructors, surely there are people who can inherit your mantle!" Qian Lingyun asked, puzzled.

"There's nothing I can do. When it comes to taking on disciples, I don't care about talent. I only care about first impressions. Of all the disciples in the sect, apart from you, Holy Maiden, I haven't found anyone I like at first sight." Mei Douluo sighed softly, somewhat wistfully draping her arm over Qian Lingyun's shoulder, and said helplessly:

"If you hadn't said you were the successor personally appointed by the Supreme Master, and instead some other elder had offered you this position, I would have risked my reputation to snatch you away."

"Hehe..." Qian Lingyun laughed awkwardly and comforted her, "Don't worry, you and the Third Elder are teaching me how to make soul tools, so I can barely be considered half of your successor."

"Really?" Mei Douluo was moved, her eyes filled with tears as she tightly gripped Qian Lingyun's wrist and sobbed.

"Yes, when you die, remember to name me as your heir, thank you," Qian Lingyun said with a smile, revealing a set of neat, white teeth.

"Well, well! You, Holy Maiden, this is what you're really like, this rich little lady with thick eyebrows and big eyes? I'm not even dead yet, and you're already eyeing my inheritance? Bah, my property!"

Mei Douluo wasn't too angry. She just glared at Qian Lingyun reproachfully with her indifferent peach blossom eyes before launching another head-covering attack!

"Ugh... I can't breathe anymore, let go!"

Qian Lingyun frantically pulled her head out of the valley, panting heavily, and said angrily, "Can't you use a different move? Why do you always use the same one?!"

"Repetitive moves are fine, as long as the effect is outstanding!"

Spending too much time with Qian Lingyun, Mei Douluo transformed into a rhyming prodigy, embarking on her own singing and dancing rap.

(End of this chapter)