Konoha: I, Uchiha, am brimming with positive energy

Chapter 331 The Ignorant Married Woman

"What exactly is the seven-year itch, and how did you figure out I have it?"

After taking a sip of tea, Yamanaka Ino asked somewhat impatiently; she had just been told some of her characteristics by Uchiha Yangyi, and recently she had been getting angry over small things, and had even quarreled with Sai.

Although Sai didn't see it as a tiff, Yamanaka Ino waited for Sai for two days, and this time he didn't take the initiative to talk to her, which made Ino a little angry.

On her way back, she had a real urge to argue with Sai, but after Uchiha Yoichi pointed it out, Yamanaka Ino's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that she really had some kind of undiscovered illness?

After taking a sip of tea, Uchiha Yoichi said, "The seven-year itch is a symptom I've observed in couples during my travels in recent years. It's related to the body's own cells. You should have studied medicine and understand human cells, right?"

"Of course I understand!"

Yamanaka Ino stubbornly insisted, and then she began to ponder knowledge about human cells in her mind.

Although she knew medical ninjutsu, Yamanaka Ino only learned two medical ninjutsu techniques after learning them from Tsunade. After all, she still had clan ninjutsu to train in, and the Ino-Shika-Cho team couldn't give up either.

However, Yamanaka Ino didn't want to lose face in front of Uchiha Yoichi, so she stubbornly insisted that she understood.

"The body's own cells have memory. They are completely metabolized every seven years. At that time, although you have not changed as a whole, from the perspective of your body cells, you can be considered a new person. At this time, the body's cells no longer have the memory of the previous seven years for the other half of the couple. Both parties are relatively unfamiliar with each other, so I call it the seven-year itch."

Uchiha Yoichi, seeing that Yamanaka Ino's eyes were seven or eight tenths convinced and she was staring at him without blinking, continued...

"The solution is quite simple: the couple just needs to get to know each other again, put aside what they're doing, and go traveling in the ninja world or do something else. That will solve the problem."

Upon hearing this, Yamanaka Ino raised an eyebrow slightly and said, "That simple? You were making it sound so scary just now."

Uchiha Yang glanced at Yamanaka Ino. What did this stupid wife know? The more truthful the words, the easier it is to deceive people. He then said, "This is just my research. Moreover, changes in body cells will not affect the mind. Your memories have not changed. It's just that you've been experiencing some subtle discomfort recently. Even if I don't tell you, think back to your recent life. Has this been the case?"

Hints and intimidation are the most effective way to deal with women who do nothing all day.

After being reminded by Uchiha Yoichi, Yamanaka Ino carefully recalled the events and realized that she did indeed feel a little estranged from Sai, or rather, from Sai to her. The intimacy they had shared from their honeymoon to after the birth of their child was gone. Could this be...?

Seeing the change in Ino Yamanaka's pretty face, Yoichi Uchiha spoke again, emphasizing her thoughts, "That's right, just as you thought, this is the effect of the body's cell metabolism and renewal. But it's nothing to worry about. As long as you pay attention and correct your mistakes, you won't get a divorce!"

"Huh? Divorce!? What nonsense are you spouting? Sai and I have a very strong relationship."

dong dong!

Uchiha Yoichi said calmly, "Speaking loudly doesn't show confidence; it only reveals your insecurity. Besides, what does what you're telling me prove? I don't even know your name, Madam. Finish your tea and go home. What I said might not even be true; just take it as casual conversation."

At this point, Uchiha Yoichi started to shoo people away. Once the seed of suspicion is planted, it can sprout. Besides, even someone as stupid as Yamanaka Ino, Uchiha Yoichi suspected that it was Ino Chizuru from the Ino-Shika-Cho trio.

"Hmph, I won't believe it!"

Yamanaka Ino gave a soft hum, then put down her teacup and got up to walk outside.

"This woman is almost thirty and still acting cute, but she actually does have a bit of a knack for it."

Uchiha Yoichi shook his head. "Let's treat this as entertainment and start with Yamanaka Ino."

He then closed the shop door and went upstairs to prepare to refine medicine; as for the renovation next door, it didn't bother him at all, as the soundproofing spells on the walls inside the house prevented any sound from getting in.

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After leaving the pharmacy, Yamanaka Ino continued walking towards Konoha Hospital.

Ino had already believed about 70-80% of what Uchiha Yoichi said, but she still wanted to ask Sakura if the human cells were real. She remembered that Tsunade had studied human cells in great detail, and Sakura should know that too.

If it's true, doesn't that mean she and Sai might get a divorce?

Sakura, who was still researching the secret medicine with Tsunade, was dragged out of the laboratory by Yamanaka Ino. When Yamanaka Ino saw Tsunade, she didn't let her go either and pulled her out as well.

After listening to Ino Yamanaka's account of what happened, Sakura stroked her chin thoughtfully and said, "From this perspective, what this guy said actually makes sense. Tsunade-sama, what do you think?"

"I've never cared about this before, but that guy has done quite a bit of research on the human body; he even knows about the seven-year metabolism of cells. However, I don't know about divorce."

Tsunade's expression was a little off. She had just done some mental calculations and realized she'd been single for almost forty years; what would she know about matters between husband and wife? She could only offer what she did know.

"Cells do have memory, and self-recovery is one manifestation of this. Moreover, the seven-year metabolic cycle is normal. So, it makes sense that the body can remember it."

Sakura waved her hand and said, "Ino, didn't that guy tell you how? Why don't you take some time to go on a trip with Sai? You're both in the village anyway, you can see each other every day."

Neither Tsunade nor Sakura could see that Uchiha Yoichi harbored ill intentions towards Yamanaka Ino. Most importantly, Uchiha Yoichi's idea was entirely for Yamanaka Ino's good.

It's perfectly normal for a couple to go on vacation, especially since Ino doesn't have much to do in the village.

At this point, Sakura couldn't help but sigh inwardly; she hadn't seen Sasuke in a long time.

"Go out for a stroll? It's not that easy. That guy's busy all day long."

Yamanaka Ino realized that Tsunade and Sakura both agreed with what that guy said, and their level of belief rose from 70-80% to 99%. Now she felt that she and Sai had really encountered the "seven-year itch".

If not handled properly, it might lead to divorce!

Ino Yamanaka eventually left Konoha Hospital. Tsunade and Sakura had other things to do, and since she couldn't be of much help, she didn't want to bother them any further.

After returning home, Ino checked the time and realized it was almost time for Inojin to get out of school, and it was getting late, so she started making dinner.

"Mom, I'm home."

A while later, after Inojin returned, Ino had just finished preparing dinner.

Seeing the food and empty seats on the table, Yamanaka Inojin asked, "Hey, isn't Dad back yet? Should we wait for him?"

"Then let's wait a bit."

If it were yesterday, Yamanaka Ino would definitely have let her son eat first. However, after hearing what Uchiha Yoichi, Tsunade, and Sakura said today, she has been overthinking things since she got home, trying to save her marriage.

So I've decided to wait a bit!

However, the mother and son waited for almost an hour, and their food had gotten cold. Yamanaka Inojin sighed and said, "Mom, I'm going to get some snacks."

"No need for the well formation, let's eat first!"

Yamanaka Ino was angry, so she picked up her chopsticks and started eating first; Sai, although he was busy before, would still rush back at mealtimes, but now he simply didn't come back for dinner.

What Yamanaka Ino, this stay-at-home wife, didn't know was that this was also somewhat related to Uchiha Yoichi.

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The Valley Country, Victor's testing ground.

Victor was very excited when he saw the saplings growing in front of him. He didn't expect to see the divine tree bear fruit so soon.

Victor then turned to look at the masked Kamui clone and said, "The information I received is correct; it really is possible to cultivate an artificial Divine Tree this way, but it requires a lot of Hashirama cells, as well as life."

"I only have this many interstitial cells; you'll have to figure out the rest yourself."

Kamui's clone saw that Victor still wanted Hashirama cells, and said to him directly: There weren't many Hashirama cells in the storage ring to begin with, and now they've all been used to cultivate the artificial God Tree for Victor.

This guy is really something else. He managed to steal information about the Divine Tree right under Cixian's nose, and even developed a regeneration technique.

Although this regeneration technique has significant drawbacks, its advantages outweigh its disadvantages, and it can definitely be used as a trump card.

"As for life, I suggest you don't use that stupid method. Problems that can be solved with money aren't really problems. Go to the prisons of the Five Great Nations or the prison of the Grass Country and buy some death row inmates."

Victor frowned and said, "That would cost a lot of money, and how many death row inmates are there?"

"Whether someone is a death row inmate or not isn't up to you to decide; it's up to the people in the prison. Besides, randomly abducting people will quickly attract the attention of the ninjas from the five great ninja villages, and then other members of the inner circle might also notice you."

Hearing Kamui's words, Victor somewhat agreed, but still said reluctantly, "I understand, but since you have spatial abilities, it's still up to you to steal Hashirama's cells."

The Divine Might clone directly refused, saying, "Don't even think about it. I can't help you. You'll have to figure it out yourself."

After saying that, Kamui's clone used his eye technique to leave.

After Kamui's clone left, Victor clenched his fists, his face contorted with rage, and said, "Damn it, did you think I'd share information about the Divine Tree with you? Dream on! The Divine Tree is mine!"

"Hashirama cells. Those people in Konoha are not to be trifled with. Forget it, I'll just hire those guys in the shadows."

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