Genius Beast Tamer

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Two days later, Han Mengxiao and Wan Licang finally found Han Yun.

Han Yun had actually escaped on his own. The Demon Realm had imprisoned him on a deserted island, but after a great battle broke out, the experts guarding him all went to fight in the Boundless Sea and perished. Seeing that he was unguarded, Han Yun broke free of the Immortal Binding Ropes and escaped. After encountering his father and Uncle Wan, who were searching for him, he became complacent and, exhausted from the past few days, fainted from exhaustion. Fortunately, he was not seriously injured and his future cultivation would not be affected.

Finding Han Yun didn't bring the two elders joy, for they had already gone to the northern island Han Yu had been sent to search. The island showed signs of battle, and they found the Gale Blade stuck in the ground, along with Han Yu's tattered battle armor. There were no intact corpses on the ground; instead, blood and flesh were splattered everywhere, clearly indicating the deaths of four people. (The corpses belonged to three elders and a shifty-eyed man.)

While escorting Han Yun back to the Han family, the two elders, who had given up all hope that Han Yu had survived, discovered that Han Yu was shouting and yelling in front of the Demon Realm without any injuries. In fact, he had even advanced one level, from a Golden Immortal to an Immortal King.

"Green Enchantress, you vixen! You took advantage of me and then dared to leave a note like this! Get out here right now!"

"Green Demon! If you don't come out now, I'll tell everyone that you, you vixen, are already my woman, and I've given you my virginity! Let's see who dares to want you then! Come out here!"

"Green Charm, you irresponsible woman! You took advantage of me and now you think you can just walk away like that?"

After roaring for a long time without any effect, he gradually softened, his voice tinged with resentment as he said, "Green Fairy, come out quickly! There are many things that need to be discussed face-to-face. Leaving just a note and leaving like this is too casual. I, Han Yu, am not a casual person! I will take responsibility for you, so come out now!"

Han Mengxiao and Wan Licang stared in disbelief at Han Yu, who was shouting in front of the Demon Realm. After listening to his wild roar, they roughly understood what had happened.

Even Han Yun, who was unconscious, was awakened by his elder brother's earth-shattering roar.

"Damn it, big brother, you've kept yourself pure for so many years, and you actually let that vixen Green Charm take your virginity!" Han Yun was laughing so hard he was doubled over. He laughed so hard that he aggravated his wound, but he just frowned and continued to laugh.

Upon hearing this voice, Han Yu looked behind him, feeling utterly ashamed. His face burned like a monkey's bottom, and he coughed awkwardly, saying, "What do you mean I was defiled by a demoness! It's that demoness was defiled by me!"

"Huh? That vixen is a virgin?" Han Yun was somewhat skeptical, thinking that her elder brother was only saying that to save face.

Seeing that her younger brother didn't believe her, Han Yu actually pulled out a neatly folded piece of cloth from her bosom.

He carefully opened it, and on the emerald green rag, a splash of bright red was clearly visible. Han Yu blushed and said, "This is the evidence! I was afraid she would deny it, so I tore it off the bed sheet!"

"Uh... Pfft... Hahahaha..." Han Yu was stunned for a moment, then tried to hold back her laughter, but in the end she still burst into laughter.

"You brat, what are you laughing at? Your wound is bleeding!" Han Mengxiao suppressed a laugh and slapped her youngest son's head hard.

"Oh, Dad, I don't want to laugh, but it's just too funny! My brother is hilarious. He actually keeps this kind of thing close to his body as evidence, afraid that some girl might deny sleeping with him. It's so funny! How can my brother be so funny? Oh, I want to stop, but I can't stop laughing, hahaha..." Han Yun covered his head, laughing until tears streamed down his face. One part was from laughing, and the other part was from the pain of his torn wound.

Han Mengxiao, who had been holding back his laughter, finally couldn't help but burst into laughter after his youngest son's laugh. "I thought my eldest son was dead, and I was even about to cry! But I never expected that not only was he alive, but he was also enjoying himself while we were fighting! After enjoying himself, instead of coming to his father to put his mind at ease, he immediately ran to the Demon Realm's territory to demand that some young girl take responsibility! I'm so ashamed! Hahahaha..."

"Father, are you angry or making fun of me?" Han Yu's face turned a little pale.

Wan Li Cang's lips twitched into a smile as he tried to appear serious, saying, "Big brother, Yun'er, stop laughing! Yu'er, what exactly happened?"

Han Yu pursed her lips, somewhat reluctant to speak, and said, "When the three elders and I arrived at the northern island, we were ambushed. All three elders were killed, and I was doomed as well. But Red Hair, because I had killed his underling earlier, didn't want to see me die a quick death, so he sent someone to give me an aphrodisiac, making me suffer the torment of burning lust. Then, it seems they were short-handed, so they all went elsewhere, leaving only Rat to guard me. That's when Green Charm came. I thought she was there to kick me while I was down, but who knew she not only killed Rat, but also..."

Han Yu's face flushed red, and she stammered, "She...sacrificed herself to...detoxify me..."

"Oh~" Han Yun drawled, chuckling mischievously, "I didn't expect you to be so charming, Big Brother! But this Green Demon saved you, shouldn't she have stayed and made some demands? How come you're the one who chased her here, like a discarded wife demanding she take responsibility?"

Han Yu glared angrily: "Han Yun, watch your mouth! She left a note with some infuriating words, that's why I came here!"

"A note?" Han Mengxiao asked curiously, "What note? Show it to Father."

"This...that..." Han Yu clenched the note in her hand tightly, coughing dryly, "There's nothing to see!"

"Dad, it must look amazing! Otherwise, his face wouldn't be like a magician, turning red one minute and green the next!" Han Yun fanned the flames from the side.

Wanlicang, with his sharp eyes, pointed at Hanyu's hand and said, "Just this note?"

Han Yu hurriedly hid her hands behind her back, stammering, "No...no...it's not!"

"No?" Han Mengxiao said sternly, "Even if it's not, take it out and let me see!"

Han Yu was about to destroy the evidence when his father's divine power immobilized him.

Han Yun, as nimble as a monkey, snatched the note from her older brother's hand. She'd barely opened it, glanced at it, and then burst into laughter again. "Oh my god, I'm dying of laughter! My future sister-in-law is so funny!"

Han Mengxiao looked at the words on the note with curiosity.

—Great Immortal Hanyu, you stupid virgin! I, Lümei, don't like stupid men. Your skills in bed are terrible. I'm going back to the Demon Realm. Don't look for me again. I'm not interested in you anymore!

"Pfft..." Han Mengxiao spat out a mouthful of laughter, then quickly stopped herself, trying hard not to laugh. If she laughed, her son would be so embarrassed.

When Wanlicang saw the words on the paper, a bead of cold sweat dripped from his forehead, and he was utterly speechless.

Han Yu's face flushed red, then darkened at Han Yun's loud laughter. She channeled her shame and anger into a roar, "Green Demon, come out here! You've ruined my reputation! What do you mean, 'terrible in bed'? You're the one who's terrible! I was the one doing all the work from beginning to end! How dare you write this? Come out here! Show me what truly top-notch in bed looks like!"

Hearing her eldest son's furious words, Han Mengxiao felt utterly ashamed. Was he kidding her? To shout like that in front of the Demon Realm was one thing, but to utter such things was utterly disgraceful to the Han family.

"Hahaha..." Sure enough, countless demons flew out from the demon realm, each one bursting into laughter, watching them as if they were a joke.

Wanlicang's face turned pale, and he knocked Hanyu unconscious with a single blow, throwing him to Han Mengxiao, saying, "Hurry up and take your crazy son back! He's too shameful!"

"Isn't he your nephew?!" Han Mengxiao was somewhat indignant, but she still picked up her son and fled as if she were running away.